A/N: HI GUYS! alright i'm back from almost 2 years of not being on here, and i have no idea why I left! So I'm starting back up my Fax War story but with the blog post that started it all. Hope you enjoy my madness
-Tati
Alright guys this right here wasn't supposed to happen, it took a lot of begging, kicking, screaming, and the promise of chocolate chip cookies but I got the whole flock to sit down to answer some questions that a crazy reader of mine sent it. Enjoy
- Fly on
Fang
From Bri:
Alright so I know a couple months back you had a girl comment a bunch of really stupid questions and you answered them. SO NOW IT'S MY TURN, I want you and the entire flock to answer them… PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASEEEEEE.
Now enjoy
WHO'S THE SMARTEST FLOCK MEMBER?
Fang: street smarts? Max hands down. Diabolical able to take over the world? Angel.
Max: Me, they are all still alive aren't they?
Iggy: Well it's obviously me, I mean the flock wouldn't be here without me if it weren't for…. Never mind Max is, she is currently holding a giant text book over my head and I have no wish for my I.Q to take a dip
Nudge: Max, max is really super smart, I mean a lot smarter than people give her credit for, I mean she saved the world twice and managed to look semi- fabulous while doing it. I say semi because she did have some pretty bad split ends that she refused to let me cut, speaking of split ends I need to get mine cut because I look like a lion and guys don't like girls that look like lions. Or maybe they do I could have that whole Sasha Fierce thing going on ya know? OMG THAT WOULD BE SO… okay they are taking the laptop away from me now
Gazzy: Either my sister or max, I would have more to say but Nudge took way to long
Angel: I think I'm pretty smart, smarter them most 8 year olds, but Max is smart too. I think we are all smart in our own way. Just depends on the situation
ARE ANY OF YOU GUYS GAY?
Fang: IGGY IS THE HOTTEST EVER, I MEAN WHEN I SEE HIM I JUST WANT TO DO THINGS TO HIM AND
That wasn't me Iggy is a narcissistic asshole, and no bro, I mean girl. I like Max and I prefer female anatomy over male anatomy if you catch my drift.
Max: uh no, I very much prefer a shirtless Fang *que entire flock minus fang with shit eating grin on his face groaning at Max's answer*
Iggy: You know I like girls you can feel their b….
Nudge: Channing Tatum is gorgeous, I would have his babies. Case settled
Gazzy: err no.
Angel: What does gay even mean? Oh wait… IGGY EW THAT IS DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF THAT WITH A MIND READER PRESENT?
WHO HAS THE DIRTIEST MIND IN THE FLOCK?
Fang: only sometimes when it involves Max. *gagging noises from Angel*
Max: our resident pervert Iggy with his sidekicks Fang and Gazzy
Iggy: I DO NOT HAVE A DIRTY MIND I HAVE A SEXY IMAGINATION
Nudge: Iggy
Gazzy: I'm not a pervert… am I? *Iggy shouting "IF YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF BOOBS YOU ARE"*
Angel: Iggy… be thankful you can't read minds
ARE MAX AND FANG GOING TO HAVE LITTLE FAX BABIES?
Fang: What the fuck
Max: I saw Max, Fang and babies in the same sentence. That can't be good
Iggy: they already have started…. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Nudge: OMG IF MAX AND FANG HAD BABIES THEY WOULD LITERALLY BE THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER. What if they had Max's eyes and Fang's hair omg omg omg that is too cute, and I would be their awesome Aunt Nudge, OH and I could dress them in super cute little outfits that match. WAIT WHAT IF THEY HAD TWINS, but it would have to be boy, girl cause it's cuter that way. Um I'm going to stop now Max is glaring at me as she reads over my shoulder
Gazzy: Iggy and I have a running bet that Fang will get Max pregnant before she's 20. I think before she turns 18
Angel: awe it would be cute if Max and Fag had babies.
DO YOU LIKE DYLAN?
Fang: the things I would say about him are not appropriate for this website or the children reading.
Max: no… just, no
Iggy: I think the dude just needs to get laid, that's why he's so uptight
Nudge: Dylan was kinda nice? But no not really, he always had this lost puppy dog look on his face
Gazzy: I "accidently" lit his room on fire once
Angel: I can read his mind… I didn't know people laid down like that
WHO LOST THEIR V-CARD FIRST?
Fang: uhm, the girl I lost it with would kill me if I said anything so I'm going to keep my mouth shut
Max: Damn straight I would, wait fuck why isn't that deleting. FUCKING FANG *Iggy "You already are!"*
Iggy: I think we all know who lost theirs together. Those 2 need to learn to keep it down
Nudge: ew
Gazzy: ew
Angel: what's a V-Card?
Alright guys that was enough of those, shockingly Iggy is still in one piece, and nobody has any vital organs missing… well that was entertaining enough. Enjoy!
-Fly on
Fang