The last thing Kyle remembered he had been watching Fairy Tail with Jake and Paige. Now however he was standing alone in what appeared to be a park…no not just any park an animated park. Okay, He thought, This is probably just another crazy dream and if I punch myself I will wake up. He then punched himself in the gut and crumpled to the ground in pain, Nope…definitely not a dream. He got up and let his surroundings to sink in. Wait I recognize this animation style…this is… Just then someone called his name from behind, ruining his train of thought. He forced himself to turn around, but his irritation melted away when he saw another kid about the same height as him with shaggy, neck-length, auburn-blonde hair. "Jake! Boy am I glad to see you…"
"Kyle you have to see this!" Jake said cutting his friend off, "Paige and I just saw some seriously freaky shit!"
Kyle sighed at his friend's cussing habit. Just as he was about to scold him, Jake grabbed his ear and started dragging him. "What the heck are you doing?" Kyle demanded.
"If you just stand there we're gonna miss the conclusion," Jake said with grin, and Jake didn't grin often…at all. He then proceeded to drag Kyle down the street, until they were about a mile away from where they were before. When Jake finally let got they were behind a crowd of people, "Paige, I just found Kyle."
Just then a girl with thick brown hair pulled back into a ponytail worked her way out of the crowd. "Gee think it took you two idiots long enough to get here?" she asked teasingly.
"Sorry Paige, I had to drag Kyle here," Jake said which got Kyle glaring at him. "Okay…maybe I didn't have to but he was taking way to long."
"Come on she has him cornered," Paige said which warranted a confused look from Kyle. "Jake, did you not tell him what was going on."
"I tried to," Jake said, "But he wouldn't stop saying 'Ow, ow, my ear.'"
"Because you were dragging me," Kyle said impatiently.
"God," Paige said in irritation, "Do have to do every little thing myself? Erza is fighting Natsu."
"Erza…Natsu…as in Fairy Tail Erza and Natsu?" Kyle asked.
"The same," Jake said excitedly.
"Excuse me, pardon me" Kyle said politely as he slowly parted the crowd, Jake and Paige following closely behind. "Hey Erza, Natsu over here…I need to talk to you two."
Erza wheeled around and with a glare shouted, "Can it wait? I'm in a middle of kicking Natsu's ass." She then literally drop-kicked Natsu's ass into the crowd. Natsu's eyes were now two swirling whirlpools. "I don't know you…" Erza began.
"Of course you don't we're…that is me and my two friends here…we're from a different world," Kyle said.
"Is that true?" She asked turning towards Jake and Paige.
"Yeah…." They said in unison.
"Okay if that's the case…then how did you know who Natsu and I were?"
"You exist as fictional characters on a TV show in our world," Jake began which got a confused look from Erza, "A TV show is like a play broadcasted across the world." Kyle was impressed with Jake's lack of stuttering, usually Jake couldn't talk to him or Paige without tripping over words, let alone a woman as attractive as Erza.
"Sounds like a very strange world you come from…why don't you come meet our guild master. He might be able to get you back to where you came from," Erza said, "Do you know who he is?"
"Yeah…the old dwarf with the funny hat and who wears pajam-eek!" Paige's smartass remark was cut off by her own screech as Erza pointed a sword at her throat.
"You will not talk to or about Master in such a disrespectful manner," Erza growled, "Understand?" Paige nodded as she backed away from Erza's sword. "Good," Erza said nodding, apparently satisfied with Paige's reaction. "Gray bring Natsu back when he's conscious."
"Got it," A shirtless Gray said with a sigh.
Later at Fairy Tail's Guild House
"From another world you say…." Makarov said from his perch on the bar counter, "I swear there was a prophecy about three people from another world…Mirajane bring me our most comprehensive book on prophecies." Mirajane then nodded and went to grab said book.
A few minutes later the long white-haired mage walked back in carrying a book that was about as thick as Makarov was tall and had an olive green cover with gold binding and letters. "Here you go master," She said.
Makarov then stood up and used a spell to open it up to the page he was thinking of. "Here we are...this is odd," He said, the latter half with a confused look on his face.
"What is odd?" Kyle asked.
"Look," Makarov said turning the book so the three friends could see it. There on the page was a picture of a guy with short brown-hair worn down, glasses and a goofy smile.
"That looks just like me," Kyle said.
"That's not all," Makarov said turning the page. On the next two pages there were two more people. One was a man with shaggy auburn-blond hair that reached the base of his neck and that stood up in various places and dull green eyes. The other was a woman with thick brown hair that was pulled back in a ponytail that reached her upper-back and who had hazel eyes.
"Holy shit," Paige and Jake said in unison, "That looks just like me."
"I don't understand…" Kyle began.
"Are you three mages?" Makarov asked.
"Not that we're aware of," Paige said.
"Well you must be," The old man said, "You look exactly like the prophet Nadstramus saw you."
"You mean Nostradamus…" Jake began.
"No, Nadstramus was a great prophet…" Makarov started to say.
"Sorry Nostradamus was a prophet from our world," Jake explained with a sigh, "I'm just so used to correcting people on pronunciations."
"It is all okay," Makarov said, "The best way to bring out magical powers is to put the potential mage in a dangerous situation. Mirajane prepare the lions in the coliseum."
"And what if it turns out we aren't mages?" Kyle asked.
"Then you get mauled," Makarov said as if it happened all the time.
"Great my first day in a new place and people already want me dead," Jake muttered.
An hour later in Fairy Tail's coliseum…
"Okay," Makarov said, "Open the gates Mirajane."
Three gate that made a triangle when viewed from above opened and out came the biggest lions Kyle had ever seen. Seriously, they had to be at least the size of his family's minivan. He stood in the middle of the circular stadium with his back to those of Jake and Paige. "You guys ready?" He asked not expecting them to answer. The lions charged.
All three lions charged on their location and Kyle, for a reason unknown even to him, stuck his hand out at the lion heading in his direction. Then all of a sudden a crimson magic circle appeared in front of him and a huge wall of bright red flames shot out and burnt his lion to a crisp.
As the second lion charged straight for Jake, he took a deep breath and a black and white circle appeared on the floor around him. Then all of sudden the lion stopped moving. On closer inspection everyone watching noticed a black skeletal hand wrapped around each paw. Then the hands ripped all four of the lion's limbs off at once. This caused Jake to be sprayed with lion's blood.
As the third lion charged at Paige, a sword appeared in her hand. She then proceeded to run at the lion. Once she was sure she had enough momentum she slid under the third lion, just like she would in softball. However, the whole while she was digging her sword into the lion's underside causing entrails to fall out right behind her. She emerged on the other side with blood sprayed all over her face, hair, and clothes.
Makarov then jumped down and said "Kyle it appears you are a fire mage, Jake you appear to be a bone mage, and Paige you can exquip, I also think you may have accidentally borrowed one of Erza's swords."
"Shit that red-haired monster is going to kill me," Paige said
"Who are you calling a red-haired monster you little shit?" Erza called from the stands.
"You, you armor summoning slut," Paige shouted back.
"Alright let's all calm down," Kyle said to the two of them.
"You stay out of this four-eyes," Erza said.
"Ouch, that hurt my feel-goods," Kyle said which got both Jake and Paige to face palm.
"Alright now that you've sufficiently pissed off Erza," Makarov said, "All three of you must come to get a Fairy Tail tattoo."
"One last thing," Paige said. She then proceeded to flip Erza off and stick her tongue out.
"Wow, real mature," Erza said.
(A/N) I have decided to make a redux of the first couple chapters this fanfiction, after realizing they weren't the best written pieces of literature on the planet. Also, Jake is based off of me and Paige is based off of Hawkmistress. And also I'm back bitches. That's right after 8 months of personal struggles that made it so I couldn't update my fanfictions (I couldn't do many other things as well), saiyanscars is back!