Like all good stories, our hero wakes up from a meth coma. Nick WIlldo woke up and hated his job like usual so he took a fat fucking bong and smoked the marinara sauce. He woke up again. "Yowza! That's a stinky dieper! That was fast! *3 upvotes* Needing money to change his daiper, he knew what he would have to become. The meth dealer of the wild west side of the zoo. He set out to doiit.
Nick Cannon got fucked up on meth again but woke up next to Jesse Pinkman. "Do you kiss your mother with that asshole?" Nick Cannon began furiously sweeting until he poisoned the plot point to get Jesse to calm down and side with him. "We BBQin." Nick Fury reassured Jesse. They stormed into the meth lab where Walter White was teaching his students how to grill chicken. Eric Andre stormed in and ruined the set as Nick Jonas shot Walter dead since killing animals is illegal in American National Parks. He was pronounced dead. What a fucking loser!
Jesse ended up overdosing with his girlfriend at some point during this transition so once again Nicki Minji was left hhopeless. Judy Hopeless. That's right, he was Judy's boyfriend all along. So He went to see her at the park. She was sucking Goku's dick and out came sour milk. "Sorry but I don't date fucking furries."
"Your time is Nigh like Bill Nye the Science Guy!" Bill Nye dive kicked in from the cosmo's to reveal that the existence of animals walking just can't happen. But Nick Names knew it wasn't over. Judy Hopps revealed her super hero identity as Judy Hoops of Slamjam fame. She "Got Slammed the fucked" Bill Nye but bill n ye blew up like the nursting home when Hector did the thing. Knickknack would forever keep shitting himself and everytime he would sit down he would laugh cause it smelled doodoo.