NOTE: This was desperate attemp from my beloved, to gain my attention while I was reading some fanfiction. And now im going to share he way transformers slash fiction is interpreted by someone unexperienced (and pretty innocent) to anyone who accidentaly clicks this.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Transformers
by: Skunky Lee
Optimus Prime began to transform. It's giant body folded into itself so many times, with such speed and precision that Sam was unable to follow shifting mass of metal as it grew smaller before his eyes. At first, it was an alien robot... Then the size of a truck. Still going, he became as small as a doghouse and then his form stilled in the shape of a small cylindrical object roughtly 15 centimeters in lenght... As Sam wathched with puzzled eyes, a strong voice echoed from the object on the ground, now covered with tiny blue lights and moving gears. "You wished to mate with me, Samuel Witwicky", boomed through the night. "I visited your internet in a search of a way.. And found that, which you call Vibrators. Le me enter you, Samuel Witwicky, and you shall feel the pounding of a true Autobot piston!"... And As the back of the dildo ignitted with a rocked thruster and took flight towards him, Sam Witwicky closed his eyes with anticipation.