I don't own this, blah blah, Joss Whedon's creations, blah blah. Now let's get on with some goddamn stories.
Okay, so we all know the theory that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, connected by a strange link. Well, you probably haven't heard that before, but you have now so it's OK. So, what if every television show is a different universe? They all follow their own laws and rules, who's to say they aren't? In this story, Buffy, Xander, Willow and Dawn are chasing a Meta-Demon, but its unique power sends them hurtling through-what else?-The Television Multiverse.
The Prologue will take place in the Buffy universe, but all other parts will take place in different shows. So yeah, sorry for the lack of dialogue from the main characters in this prologue, but don't worry. We're gonna get some real dialogue going, and maybe some of your favourite characters will make appearances too!
Prologue
THUMP. Ow. She lifted her small frame from the grass and continued running, determined to catch up with the other three, who were already about ten metres ahead. The large shadow in front of them was fast, very fast-but not many rivalled the speed of the Slayer, and this one wasn't much different. Dawn, Willow and Xander fell back as Buffy sprinted up to the beast and jumped onto its spiny back. It slowed down, and started to hit it's own back in attempts to knock her off. She grabbed its neck and tried twisting, but the skin was touch as stone, and it wouldn't budge. Although she had the advantage, there wasn't much she could do, so everyone else stepped in. Xander stood in front of the beast and teased it to hit him. It fell for it, and it swung its gigantic hammer-like arms in his general direction. The young man ducked out of the way, leaving the creature's odd breathing pores on it's sides open. Willow jammed a knife into the fleshy pore, and the creature roared. Without warning, it jumped into the air and back-slammed the ground, crushing 3 of Buffy's limbs and almost breaking her spine-but, c'mon, she was the slayer. She'd been through worse.
"Foolish people!" It roared. Everyone was too taken aback to act, frozen stiff at the sight of the Meta-Demon talking. "If you'd have just let me be, this wouldn't have happened. I was just trying to eat, for R'yleh's* sake!"
"Yeah, trying to eat the customer's at Jim's Bakery!"
"I was trying to eat the bakery. Do you know how long it's been since I've eaten? FIFTEEN HUNDRED YEARS!" If there was any shred of control in his mind, it was gone now. "BUT NOW, I HAVE TO DO THIS, BECAUSE YOU YOUNGLINGS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!" He slammed his brick-like hand onto the wall of the nearest house, cracking the plaster. Light began to shine through the cracks, a light green, followed by a blood red, and finally, pure white as the wall fell through and revealed a swirling portal. The Meta-Demon was sucked into the blinding light, but the vacuum grew and grew; trees were uprooted, cars flew, streetlamps fell. The four figures were almost instantly sucked in by the swirling vortex, screams and all.
Dawn's head rose a centimetre or two. Everything was colourful, vibrant…cartoonish. Dawn blacked out, but before she did, she heard an odd wooping sound and what sounded like lobster claws clicking.