Sarah(Motoko): Where am I? o_o;;; *looks off in the distance and sees a turtle shell being kicked by two boys*

Boys: Take that, and that! O.o

Sarah: *runs up* Who are YOU!?

Vincent(Haitani): I am Vincent VT!

Yu(Shirai): I am Yu! ...I have no last name. o_o'

Sarah: *looks at turtle shell* so... this must be... Ari!?

*Shinji(Keitaro)'s head pops out of the shell*

Shinji:...*clings to Sarah's leg* HELP ME LADY! THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME! *sob*

VT: Your so stupid, you couldn't get into Tokyo U on the third try! XD

Yu: If that makes you mad, solve this cubic division problem! *holds up a math book infront of Shinji's face*

Shinji: *eyes get watery and starts to cry* THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME! HELP ME SARAH!

Sarah: *whacks Yu and VT with a frying pan* You guys stop that!

*VT and Yu run off screaming "OW! YOU'LL GET YOURS!"*

Shinji: *hangs onto sarah's hand* Thank you for saving me, lady ^-^

Sarah: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Shinji: I am glad to have met up with one of my fellow travelers.

Sarah: Fellow travelers?

Shinji: Come, lets go! *drags Sarah*

Sarah: You can go if you want, I am not going.

Shinji: But.. but... but! *cries loudly all five year old like*

*Five minutes later, Shinji is dragging Sarah along by her arm chanting "Fellow travelers, fellow travelers, fellow travelers!". Then a mysterious girl comes running up on an ostrich*

Megan(Su): SHINJI! Eat some of my special Ostrich Sake!!!!

*Ostrich and Megan fly up into the air as the eggs start flowing from its "area" and fall into a very large blender along with Shinji and Sarah*

Megan: *hits the full power button on the blender* Good, hai!?

*Five minutes later, they run into Allie(Shinobu) and Tara(Mitsune) with a large gun*

Tara: THIS IS A STICK UP! Surrender all your tacos, or say hello to Mr. Boomboom!

Megan: Who?

Tara: ...nevermind. Tacos?

Megan: What?

Tara: *puts gun in back pocket* Tacos, yo quiero taco bell, crunchy shells, cheese, chicken, beef you know, TACOS!

Allie: *looks puzzled* o_o We just had tacos.

Tara: MORE! I NEED MORE! *Starts to strangle Allie, starting to foam in the mouth*

Shinji: How did we get on the subject of tacos?

Sarah: Oh, because of that Mr. Boomboom guy. Who is he anyway? *pokes Tara*

Tara: THIS! *shoves it in her face*

Sarah: Oooooooooh! Pretty... :3 whats this trigger do? *pulls it and confetti and stars fly out* o_o... thats it?

Tara: Oops, wrong gun. I was wondering where that went... anyways, wheres my taco?

Allie: *pulls the real gun out of her pants* You mean this one? ^-^

Tara: Careful with tha--...

*BOOM, shoots VT and Yu*

Allie: o_o shit.

Next time, on Megan's fanfiction without a name... Will VT and Yu be ressurected?! Will we find more fellow companions?! WILL TARA EVER GET HER TACO?! Well, dont ask me, I do not know. o_o