Thoughts will be 'like this'.
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'The hobbits! The hobbits went this way! Yes, yes, I can smells them! Juicy, yummy, filthy hobbits, I can eats their legs, they don't need them! Aww SLUG-SLIME! This hurts! Why did the stick throwing horses have to come?'
*Sits down*
'Ouch! Pokies! Slug-slimy branches! Poking me in my back oochie! How dare they! How dare the stick throwing horses come and hits me, they let the hobbits get away! Why did they do that?'
*Gets up*
'I know! They came so I's can have the hobbits all to myself! But where did the hobbits go now?'
*Starts walking*
*Sniff Sniff*
'Yes I can smell them… there they are!'
"I'm going to rip out your filthy little innards!" 'That will teach them for running away!' "Come here."
*Hobbits run away*
'Where did they go now? Where is their smell?'
*Sniff*
'Up? That's strange, hobbits can't fly, or can they? It would be just like them to sprout wings and start flying…'
*Looks up*
'There! They climb! Slug-slimy hobbits not smart enough to climb up high, I tall, I can reach them!'
*Reaches up and pulls hobbit out of tree*
'Got it! I got the filthy, slug-slimy little hobbit. Ouch! It kicked me! What a horrible filthy little hobbit, I am really going to teach it now!'
*Hobbit crawls over ground*
"Let's put a maggot hole in your belly!" 'Yes! I can eats it now! What's it looking at?…Why is dirt dropping from the sky? This is not good…Aww slug- slime.'
*SMACK*
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Three figures followed the tracks where the hobbits and there follower had gone.
The shortest one saw a branch with something on it, he toughed it and brought the stuff to his lips, then spat it out with a grimes, "Orc blood."
His two companions continued forward ignoring him, eyes locked on something on the ground.
"What fowl thing did this?" the blond one murmured, staring at the smear on the ground.
"Perhaps not fowl," The dark hared man said poking at the smear with a stick, "this used to be a Orc."
Gimli came up to see what his friends where talking about. "It looks like it has been hit by a boulder-"
"Or tree," Legolas added seeing as they where in a forest.
"And crushed in to the ground." Gimli finished.
Aragorn went back to searching the ground, "The hobbits tracks end here, where these new, strange ones, start. It's as if some large thing came out of nowhere and picked the hobbits up, and then…stepped on the Orc… and continued walking."
With a small smile Legolas joked, "Or perhaps the hobbits feet grew even larger them they were."
Gimli laughed, "And then they took care of the Orc them self's."
"And if that's the case then it's a good thing the Orcs took the hobbits away in the first place. Otherwise we might have woken up to find ourselves looking something like this fellow." Aragorn added waving a hand at the squashed Orc. "But come, we must get going, before the hobbits and their new big feet get to far a ahead of us."
And with smiled all around they continued on to find there wayward, and possibly large footed friends.
End.
So how did you like it? I had lots of fun writing this, I hope you had just as much fun reading it. Please leave a review, if you do I will try to R&R one of your fics, but it might take me awhile, I have been very busy lately.
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Myth.