A VERY Weird Day.

It Was 7:45am And Tails Was Eating Cream's Shoe. It Tasted Like Potatoes. Knuckles Walked In While Asking Rouge If She Wanted To 'Borrow' The Master Emerald. "You Can Look After It On Modays, Wednesdays And Fridays, And I'll Have It On Tuesdays, Thursdays And Sundays."
Amy Was Looking For Sonic And She Found Him Sitting On Shadow.
"Get Off Me Now, Faker." Said Shadow "Not Until You Give Me My Apple!" Replied Sonic. Amy Grabbed The Apple Off Shadow And Spoke To Sonic,
"If You Kiss Me, You Can Have It!" Sonic Got Off Shadow, Who Chaos Contolled To The Living Room And Listened To Tchaikovsky. Sonic Walked Up To Amy, Put His Hand Behind Her Head And Pulled Her Towards Him. Their Lips Met And They Kissed For 2 Mins. Amy Squealed And Hugged Sonic. Sonic Grabbed His Apple And Ran Into The Corner, Nibbling It. Cheese Came Outside. He Opened His Mouth, And Instead Of The Usual 'Chao!' He Spoke In A Very Deep, Manly Voice.
"What's Up Amy? Have You Seen Cream?"
" Yeah, She's With Tikal And Silver At The Chao Garden. I'll Come Too! I Have The Best News Ever!" They Ran To The Chao Garden And Found Cream Trying To Eat Tikal's Dreadlocks And Silver Painting The Chao. Not On A Piece Of Paper, But Painting Smiley Faces On The Back Of The Chao's Heads. Amy Fainted. Blaze And Shadow Appeared Out Of Nowhere And Fell Asleep. Espio Materialised Behind Cheese And Ate Him. Charmy Died. Everyone Except Vector Cried Because He Was Too Busy Flirting With A Tree. THE END!