"Halloween in N.Y.C"
With a pounding in his head,
he found himself tangled in a web.
With a gasp -
he reached for his mask,
his heart in a clench-
It hadn't moved an inch.
But… that was probably due
to the super glue ?
His insides twist,
At the handcuffs hanging off his wrist.
Wait-it was covered in fur?
Last night was a blur…
He remembers winning a fight
...and free drinks all night
Feeling normal, he gave in...
groans "Never again !"
His spider sense tingling,
Wasn't a pleasant feeling…
when he looked at his phone,
He really needed to get home.
Now spray paint covered,
Secret identity undiscovered,
He swings back to the house.
Meek as a mouse,
At Aunt May's gaze…
he undresses in a haze.
The mirror catches his reflection-
but he has no recollection…
Of how his Spider-Man crest
…became tattooed on his chest?!