Akatsuki - Short Stories

It was a normal day at the Akatsuki base; and by normal, I mean totally and utterly loud.

"SASORI-DANNA! HIDAN TOOK MY POUCH OF CLAY AGAIN, YEAH!" Deidara yelled, running into his partners room, a pout etched onto his face. Sasori sighed and shook his head.

"I don't care... go find Tobi or something..." the puppet master said, waving the blonde maniac off. He was emmeresed in his newest puppet and wanted to get in finished so he could try it out.

Deidara groaned and latched himself onto Sasori's arm, in turn making him scratch the puppet's chest plate. Sasori's face went blakner than it had ever been. He glared at Deidara and stood.

"Run.", "What?", "Run. Now. Or die."

Deidara's eyes went wide as he ran out of Sasori's room. He quickly sprinted to and behind the main room's couch; oddly enough, Tobi was there. Blinking, the blonde sighed and looked at the pest, he smirked though. A plan was forming in his head.

"Hey, Tobi. You want to do me a favor, yeah?"

Tobi looked to the blonde man, glee pouring out of every nerve the young man had, "Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will do anything for Deidara!"

Smirking, Deidara chuckled, "Right; now. I need you to go and find Hidan, yeah. Then attack him while I get my pouch of clay, yeah."

"Bitch please; that's suicide." Tobi stated and walked off. Diedara's mouth hung open, staring after Tobi, "Wow." Shaking his head to clear it, the blonde was off again. He just had to get his pouch back; first, he'd blow up Hidan... then Tobi. He smirked and walked into the hallway. Staring at a certain door, he snapped. Leader-san could help him!

Going to knock on the door, he heard something he didn't want to hear. Were Leader and Konan...? Oh God! Deidara ran as fast as he could, but ran into a certain Uchiha.

"Itachi! Can you...", "No.", "But I didn't even...", "No."

The swirly eyed man walked away and Deidara pouted; maybe Kakuzu? No. Zetsu? No. Um... Gah! Could no one help him?!

Deidara walked to his room and sulked; of course he did plenty of that on the way there. But, before he could reach his room, he ran into a blue man... fish... Kisame! He smiled, but Kisame instantly walked away. Growling in frustration, Deidara stalked into his room.

But, someone was almost there, "Hidan?" the suicidal, religious man looked to Deidara and smirked, "Do you want your pouch shit back, seriously?"

Deidara nodded eagerly, but soon realized that Hidan was tossing it to him. Moving out of the way, Deidara tackled Hidan to the ground; just in time for his pouch to explode.

Hidan blinked at glared at Deidara, "GET THE FUCK OFFA' ME!" he yelled, pushing the blonde off of him. Deidara gawked and pointed in random directions, "But... I just saved your life, yeah!"

Hidan sighed and, before walking out the door, he simply stated, "I'm fucking immortal, dumbass." he walked out of the door and towards his room.

Deidara looked stupified and blinked, "Wow..." he chuckled some, "Guess you learn something new every day." at that moment, a small black cat fell on top of the blonde. Screaming, Deidara ran around the room, swinging his arms in all directions.

"OH MY GOD, YEAH! A CAT JUST ATTA-..." he stopped running and his insanity stopped, bringing A.D.D. into action. He stared at the cat and blinked, "When did we get a cat, yeah?"

END