Well, I got bored and realized how many SasuNaru/NaruSasu fics got flamed, so as a result, here is a slight crack fic about how Sasuke and Naruto deal with homphobes.
WHY do I go through this trouble, YOU MAY WONDER? Because I feel like it, and it's not really trouble. I had fun with this. I don't really know whose seme in this and it's really only SasuNaru or NaruSasu because I mention boyfriend. So, 8D ENJOY ANYWAY?!
WARNINGS:
SasuNaru/NaruSasu hints
Flamers being flamed
Homosexuality
Homophobia is laughed at
I'm being an ass to any and all use less flamers
Ownage of all flamers
(I'm repeating myself)
Repeating myself
DISCLAIMER: Naruto is not mine but the diea of flaming flamers is
Flamers, meet fanfictiong, fanfiction, meet flamers. -pets fanfic- You will be flamed. BUT REMEMBER somewhere, someone will be hating on them.
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Yaoi, Flamers and I
Naruto stared at the flames of one fanfic and tilted his head. What was wrong with yaoi? Jeez, the people who insulted the fic? Man, heartless bastards. Then a thought passed through his mind and a cynical grin was placed on his face. So these people had a problem with gay people? Well, then he knew the perfect, heartless bastard to compete with their heartless bastardness.
"Sasuke! SASUKE DAMMIT!"
Sasuke pushed open the bathroom door with boxers low on his hips and a toothbrush hanging out of his mouth. He mumbled something around the toothbrush that was supposed to be a 'what is it, you idiot.'
Naruto grinned and dragged him to the computer and had him read some very rude flames concerning the sexual orientation of Naruto and himself. He raised a finely sculpted brow and pulled the toothbrush out of his mouth, swallowed, and wiped the toothpaste off his mouth with the back of his hand.
"So, you think you can use your Powers of Bastard and compete with 'em?" Sasuke shot a glare at his boyfriend and Naruto grinned sheepishly. "Uhm. Please?" Sasuke still didn't buy it. "Err...They insulted your integrity and Uchiha pride and me at the same time?" Sasuke scanned the flames once more and found this irritating fact to be true. His eye twitched.
No one gets away with killing an Uchiha's pride, even a gay one. So he cracked his knuckles and made an account for himself.
Then to every homophobe he could find on he sent rude, hate-filled messages telling them to fuck off and leave Naruto and him to their own business and the next flame he saw he was going to kill off every flamer on the face of the planet. Why? Because they were assholes.
He showed Naruto what he typed before he sent it, without a word. (He hadn't spoken the whole time. Must be Uchiha rage.) Naruto laughed so hard his face flushed and he clicked send to the last person on the list of flamers.
Sasuke stood up, grabbed his toothbrush popped it back into his mouth and went back to the bathroom, slamming the door.
Naruto's grinned widened and the amounts of private messages that were coming in onto Sasuke's new fanfiction account. He sat down, pulled the keyboard closer and began to type derogatory things to everyone that dared defy Uchiha Sasuke (and the Future Hokage Uzumaki Naruto himself.)
When he sent his first message he proudly said, "Owned." And proceeded degrade anyone else who decided to be an asshole that day on the internet.