Title:

Nightmare In The Forest

Summary:

WWE and TNA are going to camping together. Everything is fun and perfect! What could possibly go wrong, right? Wrong.

Characters:

Randy Orton, Candice Michelle, John Cena, Mickie James, Maria Kanellis, Jeff Hardy, Melina Perez, Johnny Nitro, Trish Stratus, Chris Jericho, Amy 'Lita' Dumas, Matt Hardy, Cody Rhodes, Barbara 'Kelly' Blank, Mike Mizanin, Alex Riley, Wade Barrett, Torrie Wilson, Adam 'Edge' Copeland, Justin Gabriel, Ted DiBiase, Maryse Ouellet, Eve Torres, CM Punk, Jillian Hall, Stacy Keibler, Lisa 'Victoria' Varon, Beth Phoenix, Evan Bourne.

Plus/ Talia 'Velvet Sky' Madison, Angelina Love, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, AJ Styles, Christy Hemme, Madison Rayne, Lacey Von Erich, Awesome Kong, Jay Lethal, Matt Morgan.

Main Couples: [That wont change 'till the end of the story]

Randy/Candice, John/Mickie, Nitro/Melina, Jericho/Trish, Matt/Amy, Ted/Maryse.

"Will you turn this freakin' music off?" Randy Orton said, he was sitting on the passenger seat.

"Hey, I love this song," John Cena argued, he was driving.

"As much as I hate this, I agree. This song sucks," Candice Michelle muttered, she was sitting behing John.

"You two just agreed on something?" Johnny Nitro, also known as John Morrison, chuckled.

"First on Earth," Melina Perez, who was Candice's best friend, laughed.

"Guys, I'm trying to listen something here," Barbara 'Kelly' Blank mumbled, she was listening to her iPod.

"Well, I'm not listening to anything," Eve Torres told them. "But, be quiet, please."

"S'il vous plaît," Maryse Ouellet took off her pink sleeping eye-band. "I'm trying to sleep here."

"Sleeping Beauty awakens," Ted DiBiase kissed the top of her head.

"What time is it, all?" Torrie Wilson asked, her head was leaned back. "The sun hasnt been up, yet."

"Three in the morning," Cody Rhodes replied, he was sitting beside Ted.

"Why in the hell are we awake, then?" Mickie James groaned, she was sitting between Candice and Melina.

"Because the view is great," Maria Kanellis spoke with a smile.

"It's not quiet great," Wade Barret told her with an eye roll.

"Exactly, all we see is... forest," Justin Gabriel sighed.

"Why are you two here, anyway?" Jeff Hardy asked.

"Because, Vince said so," CM Punk spoke for them.

"Please. As if you do everything he says," Matt Hardy laughed.

"Will you all shut up?" Mike Mizanin exclaimed. "All you do is talking, talking and talking! Right, Alex?"

"Yes, talking, talking and talking," Alex Riley defended him.

"Is Alex his dog or something?" Trish Stratus whispered to the Divas, making the girls laugh.

"I know right? Whatever he asks something, he nods," Amy 'Lita' Dumas laughed.

"Maybe he is his sex slave?" Chris Jericho suggested. "Who knows?"

"I doubt that," Adam 'Edge' Copeland chuckled. "Actually, they and Vince could have had a convo, you know."

"How on Earth have you heard us talking about them?" Stacy Keibler asked.

"We can hear anything," Evan Bourne smiled.

"Will you guys turn the music off?" Jillian Hall asked. "I want to make a solo for you, my dear friends!"

"NO!"

"Jill," Lisa 'Victoria' Varon spoke. "As much as we love you, we are not in the mood to listen to...solo."

"Yeah," Beth Phoenix agreed. "Maybe later?"

"Or never," Adam mumbled, making them laugh.

"When will be there?" Melina asked.

"Hope now," Torrie sighed. "I'm so bored in this bus!"

"Count me in," Eve told her.

"Patience, ladies," Randy said. "We have at least an hour."

Candice groaned. "I have to pee."

"What?" Randy raised an eyebrow with a smirk. "Cant you hold it?"

"Shut up, Orton," She narrowed her eyes.

"Actually, we better stop somewhere," Maryse agreed.

"You, too, Princess?" Ted chuckled.

"DiBiase! Will you make him stop the car?" Maryse raised her voice.

"Alright," Ted nodded. "John, stop the car at somewhere."

"Why?"

"Girls have to pee."

John laughed out loud. "We dont have any more stations on our way. All I can do is pulling over. And-"

"Pull over, then!" Candice exclaimed.

"And," He ignored her comment. "I dont know the area that much. Do you want to get attacked by an animal?"

"An animal?" Maryse's eyes widened.

"Girls," Torrie stepped in. "Cant you hold it 'till we go to the camping area?"

"I guess, I can," Candice sighed, making Maryse nod.

"Perfect," Maria smiled. "Now, when will we be there, again?"

"An hour later."

Everyone groaned. This last hour was going to last so long...