Dear Diary,
Today Russia called me a Pussy. I don't know what it means but Liet and Estonia won't tell me what it is and it's not in the dictionary... I think it's a bad word.
Well, he called me a pussy because I spilled his vodka and then it was like 'you wanna fite me pussy ass bitch' and I was like 'no pl0x'. It was very dramatic and scary. Then when I said what Russia said to me to Estonia when Estonia wouldn't let me play video games with him(something about me breaking them) he slapped me across the face, hard. I cried for a good ten minutes and when Liet asked me what was wrong all I said was 'pussy' and then he blushed and giggled and ran off.
Remind me to google that word later.
But also, amazing diary friend, today I met this really nice lady. Her name is Ukraine and she said she's Russia's sister but I think she's nicer and sweeter and prettier than him. In fact she's the bestest girl in the world! I hope I get to meet her again tomorrow and maybe I can impress her with my knowledge of the term 'Pussy'! Won't that be great?! I can't wait, I'm so excitedsosososoosoosooexcite eed!
With love,
Latvia