A Special Assignment:
Disclaimer: I'm not J.K Rowlings so don't sue.
He could feel the excitement and pain of witnessing such a great event. After waiting for so many hours this was it, the final stretch.
"This is it. The moment we've been waiting for folks!"
"Somebody…. sock…. him…. please!"
"There's the head!"
"Shut up!"
"I see the shoulders! Is it supposed to be that bloody?"
"I said shu-AHHHH!"
"It's okay love, just one more push."
"One more?"
"Just one more... is it okay if I pass out?"
"NO! GAHHHH!"
"I see the body! And she scores!"
"This is not Quidditch!"
"It's a boy!" the healer announced.
"I'm a dad! I'm a dad!"
Leaving the bedside for just a minute, he stood behind the healer waiting patiently before being handed their little boy.
"Lee?"
"Yeah."
Walking over to his wife, Lee handed the baby over to her, watching as her amber eyes lit up.
"You ever do this to me again and I'll castrate you," she murmured before cooing at the baby.
"Love you too, 'Mione."
Lee pecked her on the cheeks before going outside to announce their new baby boy.
A/N: Don't ask why I wrote this because I just did. Plus I wanted to write something about Lee. I also seem to have a thing for odd pairings.