Just to clarify, i imagine the Doctor to be the 11th but if you prefer then feel free to think of the Doctor as any one of them.

The Doctor : ok, ok, here's another one, Why did the spaceman cross the road?
Clara : I dont know, why did the space man cross the road?
The Doctor : He didn't!
Clara : What?!
The Doctor : There are no roads in space Clara, i would've thought you'd noticed by now.
Clara : I noticed but i thought you were going to tell me a funny one
The Doctor : That was funny!
Clara : No, it really wasnt.
The Doctor : Fine then, one more.
Clara : Fine
The Doctor : (Gets up and fiddles with the controls of the TARDIS) Whats beautiful, (pulls a lever) Big (types on keyboard) and holds motor boaters?
Clara : I don't know (Clara smiled) whats beautiful, big and holds MotterBoaters?
The Doctor : (pulls final lever and points at the door) go and see.

Clara : (gets up and goes to the door) Oh Doctor, if you've taken me to a beach or a lake then thank you, thank you for listening to me.
The Doctor : Listening to you?
Clara : Yeah well i have only been nagging for like, forever that i wanted you to take me to beach.
The Doctor : Oh well... you might like this then
(Clara opened the door to witness a beautiful sandy beach but then it all took a sudden turn when she saw one of the people on the beach. They were all naked)
The Doctor : Boobs!
Clara : WHAT?!
The Doctor : Their beautiful, their big and the most certainly hold motterboaters

(The Doctor runs toward one of the girl and kneels by her, she sticks out her chest and The Doctor puts his face in between her breasts and quickly shakes his head around.)

Clara : (Sits down and looks at the beautiful ocean)
Random naked woman : Your Female aren't you?
Clara : umm... yeah, i'm pretty sure. Why does that matter?
Random naked woman : Women must remove their cloths on the beach so remove them.
Clara : Umm... Do i have to?
Random naked women : Yes!

(Clara gets up and removes her jacket and slowly removed all her cloths. when she sits back down a stranger comes up to her and introduces himself as John)

John : Hi, may i? 9points at her boobs)
Clara : NO! YOU MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT!
John : well why are you on the beach then!
Clara : Fuck this! DOCTOR! WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!