SPORK: Good morning Deningrad! On todays show we are going to interview that platinum haired pansy, Meru! And she tells us how its not easy getting creamed! An update on the dragon strike! An update from the LOD talent quest and our mystery question, but first a word from our sponsor!!!!
FINAL FINTASY FOLLOWER: Are you tired of that pansy-assed game Legends Of Dragoon? Do you want a REAL game? Well, try Final Fantasy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9 and get away from all that other crap!
SPORK: Heh, heh, isn't that great that we can get along with our fellow competitors soooooooo well? Anyway, here's our special reporter Pizzak Rapp with a live update of the LOD talent quest. Pizzak Rapp?
PIZZAK RAPP: Thanks Spork! We're here at the commercial town of Lohan with the LOD talent quest. We are about to witness the first event with Rose with her dramatic monologue entitled 'black'
ROSE:(Rose walks onto the stage welcomed by a wildly applauding audience and glares around the audience until 20 minutes later they all shut up) Ahem! (strikes a dramatic pose)...Black!...Black!...Black as a human skull! (the audience pauses for a moment considering this and then a brave old man from Seles stands up and cries)
PLOS: That didn't even rhyme! Besides skulls aren't black, they're white!!
ROSE: Shut up! Or I'll gut you like a fish!!
SCREAM FAN NUMBER 1:Hey that's a scream reference! Get your own mind freak!!!
(scream fans from all over start pelting fake scythes and plastic scream masks at the bewildered dragoon)
ROSE: Curses! Foiled again! Next time you won't be so lucky! I will avenge thee Brother!!!!(Rose turns into a giant bat laughs maniacally ,throws a psycho mongoose down at the stage and flies off into the sun light)
AUDIENCE:...
PIZZAK RAPP: Well...Ummmm...yeah.....Back..to you....Spork.
SPORK: That was very...err.......educational! Next up we have an interview with Meru! The ditzy little dancing Wingly!!!! But first, a word from our sponsor!!!
HASCHEL: Are you tired of looking old? Do you want be an adorable old man like me? Well, here's the solution. Haschel's 'makeover in a tube.' Proven by aging supermodels to actually work (smears cream all over face and flashes cheesy grin, slightly resembling a deformed lemon meringue.)
SPORK: Wasn't that a great commercial? Anyway, I am interviewing Meru live from Deningrad! Meru how are yo--
MERU: hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!Didyouknowthatyouhaveacokemachineoutinyourcorridoryeahandit'sbrokennowcauseIkindofsmasheditalotwithmyhammeranddidyouknowthatitalsosellschocolate?ILOVEchocolateIgetkindahyperwhenIhavechocolateandI'vehadalotofchocolatetodaybutIhopeyoudon'tmindmeeatingchocolatecauseyournotreallypayingmeforthisinterviewandreallyyoushouldbepayingmecauseI'mareallybigsuperstarpersonnowbecauseIhelpinthefightagainsteviljustlikesailormoonILOVEsailormoondoyoulikesailormoon?Youshouldlovesailormooncauseifyoudontyouarereallyboringandallandsomedayyou'llstartlisteningtomusicbymarilynmansonandkidrocktherebothmajorlydumbdumbheadsyaknowand, yeah......
SPORK: (develops nervous twitch) oKAY! if you wouldn't MIND! I'd like to get back to the INTERVIEW!! oKAY!?!
MERU: okay!!!!
SPORK: THANKYOU!! Now Meru, how does it feel to be a dragoon?
MERU: Great!Great!Great!Great!ILOVEbeingadragooncausenobodygetstobossyouaroundandyougetheapsofreallynice,delicious,soothing,beautiful,refreshingcoca-cola!!!!
ALL: (Flash cheesy grins hold coke bottles up to the sky and pour the coke down their throats making It seem as irresistible as they can, then flash cheesy grins once more and sigh)
STUPID DEEP VOICE OVER: Coca-Cola, life tastes good!!!
PESTILENCE: Get back to work you lazy pieces of crap!!!!
SPORK: Yeah yeah ,keep your shirt on ,for all our sakes!!!!
ALL: (start laughing)
(suddenly Spork is replaced with his understudy Kork)
PESTILENCE: Me no like smart-ass.
KORK: duhhhhhh, hello meru!!Do,do,do you like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese? I like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!
MERU:...This guy sucks, can we have Spork back?
PESTILENCE:NO! Must learn lesson from all this!!!!
MERU:*sighs* yes I...do like........cheese.
KORK:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! INTERVIEW OVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!! LET'S ALL GO AND EAT FLUFFY WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL: (Sweatdrop)
PESTILENCE: You right, he big pathetic loser ,you fired Kork.
KORK: (wimpering loudly) BUT, BUT I HAVE WIFE AND THREE NEANDITHORIAL MONKEYS, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
PESTILENCE: Sorry seen that movie.
KORK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
SPORK: So Meru, if you had to hate anyone in your group of dragoons, who would it be?
MERU: Oh definitely Rose, she's a pasty little bitch and she can't fight for crap, no offence Rose.
ROSE: (flicks her the finger) none taken!!
ALIEN RESURRECTION FAN NUMBER 1: Hey! That's a line from the super-cool movie Aliens resurrection! Make up your own lines retard!!!
(suddenly ,Aliens Resurrection fans from all over start arming themselves with replica flame throwers used on the set of aliens ,ready to burst Rose into flames of fire)
ROSE: Not again...*sighs* (turns into big ugly snake thing with three tails and two heads, slowly walking backwards leaving behind a big ugly monster called Ifrit also known as an 'eidolon' in Final Fantasy 9)
IFRIT:...
ALL:...
IFRIT:...
ALL:...
IFRIT:.............You all suck! (makes ugly noise then disappears into thin air)
ALL:...That was weird!
SPORK: So Meru, for our final question tonight, how do you feel about getting your ass kicked in every fight your in and then getting Kongol to come and save the day so you can run your ass off in the other direction.
MERU: Um...it feels.......okay...I guess......at least I get to..........live......I think.
SPORK: Thanks for being on the show today Meru!
MERU: (puts on pissed off face) yeah, thanks SPORK!!! (walks off mumbling, stupid mudda, fudda ,frissin, frassen frickity, frackety ding-dong head eh, run in other direction my ass.)
SPORK: Now, an update on the dragon strike, live from the center of Lohan with our special reporter Rasputin reporting, Rasputin?
RASPUTIN: Spork!
SPORK: Rasputin!!!
RASPUTIN: Spork!!!!
BRAD: Janet!
JANET: Brad!!
DR. SCOTT: Brad!!
BRAD: Dr. Scott!!!
FRANK.N.FURTER: Rocky!!!
ROCKY: (Rocky looks at Frank.n.furter)
BRAD: Janet!!!
JANET: Brad!!
DR. SCOTT: Brad!!!
BRAD: Dr. Scott
FRANK.N.FURTER: Rocky!!
ROCKY: (Rocky looks at Frank.n.furter)
RASPUTIN: Piss off!!!
(RHPS people piss off)
PESTILENCE: (note to self: must thank Freddy the Magical Elf for making a great Fanfiction that I can mercilessly ripped off in this here fanfis of mine ,hyuck!)
RASPUTIN: Booyah! Here in Lohan not only is there this really big talent quest thing, but today a heap of dragons have gone on strike and refuse to die when they are supposed to, for example when the dragoons had finished fighting the divine dragon instead of dying it lashed out and shaved Lloyds platinum hair that he takes so much pride in, what is your response to this outrage Lloyd?
LLOYD: (looking extremely stupid with his new shaved head, and extremely angry) GET THAT BASTARD AND ROAST HIS HEART ON A SPIT!!!!!
RASPUTIN: Thanks Lloyd oh, and one more thing Booyah! (Rasputin hits Lloyd in the groin with a very large stick)
LLOYD : (groans in pain and passes out on the ground)
RASPUTIN: Now we will see it from the perspective of one of the dragons Feybrand the Green Tusked dragon, Feybrand why have you gone on strike?
FEYBRAND:Well Rasputin it's as simple as this, we are sick of dying every new game these stupid people start on LOD all of us dragons always die, and I'm the first to die! So when the dragoons went to the nest of the dragon I said stuff that!! And I poisoned the little assholes and they dropped down dead!! You here DEAD!!!MWA-HA-HA!!!D.E.A.D! DEAD!!!!And I'll do it again AHA-HA-HA!!!!!!YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
(people in white suits come and wrap Feybrand in a straight jacket and take him to the happy- chappy mental asylum)
RASPUTIN: Okay......thankyou for that err......interesting opinion Feybrand ,back to you Spork.
SPORK: Well, that about wraps up this episode of Deningrad radio ,finally we have our mystery question for tonight and our special thanks to those who helped in the producing of this fanfic!! Until next time this is me at Deningrad studios, Deningrad signing out!!! Good night!!!!
MYSTERY QUESTION ANNOUNCING PERSON THING: What is the exact intellectual capacity of Shana from Legend Of Dragoon? Winner receives a wonderful prize!! Please leave answers in review section!!!
SPECIAL THANKS TO- Freddy the Magical Elf thanks for the use of Rasputin and RHPS scene Definitely could not have not have done it with out you check out her Fanfics sometime there really funny!!!, my sister Chocoracer.......you may be a boring shithole but your helpful when it comes to fanfics ,please r and r (puts on puppy dog eyes) pllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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FINAL FINTASY FOLLOWER: Are you tired of that pansy-assed game Legends Of Dragoon? Do you want a REAL game? Well, try Final Fantasy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9 and get away from all that other crap!
SPORK: Heh, heh, isn't that great that we can get along with our fellow competitors soooooooo well? Anyway, here's our special reporter Pizzak Rapp with a live update of the LOD talent quest. Pizzak Rapp?
PIZZAK RAPP: Thanks Spork! We're here at the commercial town of Lohan with the LOD talent quest. We are about to witness the first event with Rose with her dramatic monologue entitled 'black'
ROSE:(Rose walks onto the stage welcomed by a wildly applauding audience and glares around the audience until 20 minutes later they all shut up) Ahem! (strikes a dramatic pose)...Black!...Black!...Black as a human skull! (the audience pauses for a moment considering this and then a brave old man from Seles stands up and cries)
PLOS: That didn't even rhyme! Besides skulls aren't black, they're white!!
ROSE: Shut up! Or I'll gut you like a fish!!
SCREAM FAN NUMBER 1:Hey that's a scream reference! Get your own mind freak!!!
(scream fans from all over start pelting fake scythes and plastic scream masks at the bewildered dragoon)
ROSE: Curses! Foiled again! Next time you won't be so lucky! I will avenge thee Brother!!!!(Rose turns into a giant bat laughs maniacally ,throws a psycho mongoose down at the stage and flies off into the sun light)
AUDIENCE:...
PIZZAK RAPP: Well...Ummmm...yeah.....Back..to you....Spork.
SPORK: That was very...err.......educational! Next up we have an interview with Meru! The ditzy little dancing Wingly!!!! But first, a word from our sponsor!!!
HASCHEL: Are you tired of looking old? Do you want be an adorable old man like me? Well, here's the solution. Haschel's 'makeover in a tube.' Proven by aging supermodels to actually work (smears cream all over face and flashes cheesy grin, slightly resembling a deformed lemon meringue.)
SPORK: Wasn't that a great commercial? Anyway, I am interviewing Meru live from Deningrad! Meru how are yo--
MERU: hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!Didyouknowthatyouhaveacokemachineoutinyourcorridoryeahandit'sbrokennowcauseIkindofsmasheditalotwithmyhammeranddidyouknowthatitalsosellschocolate?ILOVEchocolateIgetkindahyperwhenIhavechocolateandI'vehadalotofchocolatetodaybutIhopeyoudon'tmindmeeatingchocolatecauseyournotreallypayingmeforthisinterviewandreallyyoushouldbepayingmecauseI'mareallybigsuperstarpersonnowbecauseIhelpinthefightagainsteviljustlikesailormoonILOVEsailormoondoyoulikesailormoon?Youshouldlovesailormooncauseifyoudontyouarereallyboringandallandsomedayyou'llstartlisteningtomusicbymarilynmansonandkidrocktherebothmajorlydumbdumbheadsyaknowand, yeah......
SPORK: (develops nervous twitch) oKAY! if you wouldn't MIND! I'd like to get back to the INTERVIEW!! oKAY!?!
MERU: okay!!!!
SPORK: THANKYOU!! Now Meru, how does it feel to be a dragoon?
MERU: Great!Great!Great!Great!ILOVEbeingadragooncausenobodygetstobossyouaroundandyougetheapsofreallynice,delicious,soothing,beautiful,refreshingcoca-cola!!!!
ALL: (Flash cheesy grins hold coke bottles up to the sky and pour the coke down their throats making It seem as irresistible as they can, then flash cheesy grins once more and sigh)
STUPID DEEP VOICE OVER: Coca-Cola, life tastes good!!!
PESTILENCE: Get back to work you lazy pieces of crap!!!!
SPORK: Yeah yeah ,keep your shirt on ,for all our sakes!!!!
ALL: (start laughing)
(suddenly Spork is replaced with his understudy Kork)
PESTILENCE: Me no like smart-ass.
KORK: duhhhhhh, hello meru!!Do,do,do you like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese? I like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!
MERU:...This guy sucks, can we have Spork back?
PESTILENCE:NO! Must learn lesson from all this!!!!
MERU:*sighs* yes I...do like........cheese.
KORK:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! INTERVIEW OVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!! LET'S ALL GO AND EAT FLUFFY WHIP!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL: (Sweatdrop)
PESTILENCE: You right, he big pathetic loser ,you fired Kork.
KORK: (wimpering loudly) BUT, BUT I HAVE WIFE AND THREE NEANDITHORIAL MONKEYS, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
PESTILENCE: Sorry seen that movie.
KORK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
SPORK: So Meru, if you had to hate anyone in your group of dragoons, who would it be?
MERU: Oh definitely Rose, she's a pasty little bitch and she can't fight for crap, no offence Rose.
ROSE: (flicks her the finger) none taken!!
ALIEN RESURRECTION FAN NUMBER 1: Hey! That's a line from the super-cool movie Aliens resurrection! Make up your own lines retard!!!
(suddenly ,Aliens Resurrection fans from all over start arming themselves with replica flame throwers used on the set of aliens ,ready to burst Rose into flames of fire)
ROSE: Not again...*sighs* (turns into big ugly snake thing with three tails and two heads, slowly walking backwards leaving behind a big ugly monster called Ifrit also known as an 'eidolon' in Final Fantasy 9)
IFRIT:...
ALL:...
IFRIT:...
ALL:...
IFRIT:.............You all suck! (makes ugly noise then disappears into thin air)
ALL:...That was weird!
SPORK: So Meru, for our final question tonight, how do you feel about getting your ass kicked in every fight your in and then getting Kongol to come and save the day so you can run your ass off in the other direction.
MERU: Um...it feels.......okay...I guess......at least I get to..........live......I think.
SPORK: Thanks for being on the show today Meru!
MERU: (puts on pissed off face) yeah, thanks SPORK!!! (walks off mumbling, stupid mudda, fudda ,frissin, frassen frickity, frackety ding-dong head eh, run in other direction my ass.)
SPORK: Now, an update on the dragon strike, live from the center of Lohan with our special reporter Rasputin reporting, Rasputin?
RASPUTIN: Spork!
SPORK: Rasputin!!!
RASPUTIN: Spork!!!!
BRAD: Janet!
JANET: Brad!!
DR. SCOTT: Brad!!
BRAD: Dr. Scott!!!
FRANK.N.FURTER: Rocky!!!
ROCKY: (Rocky looks at Frank.n.furter)
BRAD: Janet!!!
JANET: Brad!!
DR. SCOTT: Brad!!!
BRAD: Dr. Scott
FRANK.N.FURTER: Rocky!!
ROCKY: (Rocky looks at Frank.n.furter)
RASPUTIN: Piss off!!!
(RHPS people piss off)
PESTILENCE: (note to self: must thank Freddy the Magical Elf for making a great Fanfiction that I can mercilessly ripped off in this here fanfis of mine ,hyuck!)
RASPUTIN: Booyah! Here in Lohan not only is there this really big talent quest thing, but today a heap of dragons have gone on strike and refuse to die when they are supposed to, for example when the dragoons had finished fighting the divine dragon instead of dying it lashed out and shaved Lloyds platinum hair that he takes so much pride in, what is your response to this outrage Lloyd?
LLOYD: (looking extremely stupid with his new shaved head, and extremely angry) GET THAT BASTARD AND ROAST HIS HEART ON A SPIT!!!!!
RASPUTIN: Thanks Lloyd oh, and one more thing Booyah! (Rasputin hits Lloyd in the groin with a very large stick)
LLOYD : (groans in pain and passes out on the ground)
RASPUTIN: Now we will see it from the perspective of one of the dragons Feybrand the Green Tusked dragon, Feybrand why have you gone on strike?
FEYBRAND:Well Rasputin it's as simple as this, we are sick of dying every new game these stupid people start on LOD all of us dragons always die, and I'm the first to die! So when the dragoons went to the nest of the dragon I said stuff that!! And I poisoned the little assholes and they dropped down dead!! You here DEAD!!!MWA-HA-HA!!!D.E.A.D! DEAD!!!!And I'll do it again AHA-HA-HA!!!!!!YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
(people in white suits come and wrap Feybrand in a straight jacket and take him to the happy- chappy mental asylum)
RASPUTIN: Okay......thankyou for that err......interesting opinion Feybrand ,back to you Spork.
SPORK: Well, that about wraps up this episode of Deningrad radio ,finally we have our mystery question for tonight and our special thanks to those who helped in the producing of this fanfic!! Until next time this is me at Deningrad studios, Deningrad signing out!!! Good night!!!!
MYSTERY QUESTION ANNOUNCING PERSON THING: What is the exact intellectual capacity of Shana from Legend Of Dragoon? Winner receives a wonderful prize!! Please leave answers in review section!!!
SPECIAL THANKS TO- Freddy the Magical Elf thanks for the use of Rasputin and RHPS scene Definitely could not have not have done it with out you check out her Fanfics sometime there really funny!!!, my sister Chocoracer.......you may be a boring shithole but your helpful when it comes to fanfics ,please r and r (puts on puppy dog eyes) pllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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