Tesla: Ooh, x-rays.
Edison: I see your x-rays and I want profits.
Tesla: No no, testing them would be dangerous.
Edison: But money.
Tesla: But safety.
Edison: But DC.
Tesla: No, not good enough.
Edison: As if you could do better?
Tesla: Ta da! AC.
Edison: Sounds like a band name.
Tesla: Leave me to my pigeons plz.
Edison: You like animals right? Watch the two things you love suffer in agony. *electrocutes animals*
Tesla: Enough now. Pay me like we agreed.
Edison: That was a joke.
Tesla: I came to this country to be paid for my work.
Edison: LOL nope.
Tesla: Do your employees even bother to write their names on their inventions before you run along to the patent office and cross them out?
Edison: Do you even have a mistress when so many women vye for your attention? Do you even like women at all?
Tesla: I prefer the work.
Edison: Excellent. You do the work and I'll take care of the rest.
Tesla: What rest? You're a liar and your only talent is theft.
Edison: Go back to your equations.
Tesla: I heard you disabled your assistant.
Edison: So what?
Tesla: With x-rays.
Edison: It must be so difficult being right all the time. Anyway, we need to prepare for war.
Tesla: What.
Edison: War brewing. Lots of money to be made. Halfsies?
Tesla: NO!
Edison: ...what are you up to?
Tesla: Ladies and gentleman, I have built... A DEATH RAY!
Edison: Show me.
Tesla: Why? So you can steal it?
Edison: Duh. For a genius you sure are dumb.
Tesla: I er, can't show you, I can't show anyone. I don't trust anyone anymore. But there'll be no more of this war business, since it's pointless to fight when I made a death ray.
Edison: You made a death ray.
Tesla: Yes, that's what I said.
Edison: You're too soft to ever use it. You'd probably dismantle it if anyone else tried.
Tesla: No I wouldn't. Now cut out the fighting.
Edison: How bout no. How about you go do sums and I get rich.
Tesla: Off the blood of your fellow man.
Edison: If there were more profit in peace, I'd do that.
Tesla: It almost makes me wish I hadn't torn up that contract so I could buy you out.
Edison: You don't have a head for business.
Tesla: I have a mind for humanity.
Edison: Ha! In a hundred years, who will they remember?
Tesla: That is what I most fear.