Harry didn't know what to think, sure, he never was really attracted to anyone but he figured he just had more important things on his mind but at this very moment he couldn't very well deny it, he was gay or at the very least bi-sexual because Draco Malfoy was fucking sexy.
He had followed Malfoy into the bathroom expecting some huge fight between good and evil but instead he was staring at Malfoy's arse, his arch-nemesis, or was that Voldemort? oh well it didn't matter, if Voldemort looked this good he would gladly shag him as well.
Harry felt like a pervert. He should be out there confronting Malfoy about his nefarious deeds but at the moment he felt like committing nefarious deeds to him. Damn hormones. Just as Harry was about to show himself and maybe kiss him Malfoy walked out of the bathroom. Just where did he think he was going, Harry was not about to let him get away. He raced out of the bathroom and shouted after Draco 'when did i start calling him that?' "hey Malfoy! has anyone ever told you that you look completely shagable?" Draco stopped and turned around "potter!" he yelled shocked, "did you just call me shagable?" Harry smiled, "yup, wanna go find an empty classroom with me?" Draco looked extremely confused "have you been sniffing potion fumes?" he asked cautiously. Harry smiled again "probably, so do you wanna?" Draco thought for a minute before deciding "sure, why the hell not.
-I've had this written for a while, decided to edit it and post it rather short i know but, enjoy :)
disclaimer: i own nothing but the plot, and I'm sure someone else has probably written something similar to it.