And now for something a little different...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! That's right. I'm going to write this little tale of portals and demension crossing because I just feel like it. Today I'm goin to cut the speech and give you this fanfic, Love Hina: My Story. I know this may not abe a very origina idea but deal with it people. DISCLAIMER TIME!
I do not, I repeat DO NOT own Love Hina. It is created and owned by Ken Akamatsu. A.J.(Dat's me!), Lisa, Uncle Pat, and all others are owned by me mostly because they are real people in my family. LET'S PARTY!
Just before you start reading, A.J. is 13 and Lisa is 15.
It was a typical Saturday morning with A.J. laying in bed until 8 or 9 o' clock in the morning. He moved his fingers through his messy brown hair as he was going through another one of his messed up fantasy dream thingies.
"Keep those waffles away from me." He muttered in his sleep. A loud shreik coming from downstairs blasted A.J. out of his dream land and back to reality(Oh, there goes gravity!). His eyes snapped open, revealing two turquoise irises.
"Chewing gun, PINECONES! Huh? What was that?" He reached for the glasses on his nightstand and put them on, everything coming into focus. He took the small wooden medieval sword that had the swords "Medieval Times" printed on it and silently walked down the stairs, still in his Phat Farm shorts and shirt pajamas. He heard several people tlking in the living room, female voices at that.
"Where are we?"
"I don't know but this isn't the Hinata Inn."
"I don't care. As long as I can find booze somewhere."
"Kitsune, must you always have "booze" in your system?"
"Of course Motoko. If she didn't, her head would 'splode!"
A.J. didn't want to go directly into the living room so he took a shortcut through the dining room. He peered ito the adjacent room to see five girls standing there. One was about his cousin C.J.'s height with brown hair. She wore a yellow sweater with a small brown skirt. Beside her stood a small girl, about his size and age, with black hair. She wore a white tee-shirt and black shorts. She looked a little bit frightened. Sitting on the couch was a woman with short dirty blonde hair. She wore a grey tanktop with matching shorts. Next to her was another girl around A.J.'s age with yellow hair, more darker skin, and a rather demented smile on her face. She wore a school girl's uniform. Finally a tall girl with ebony hair and a samurai gi stood in the center of the room studing their surroundings.
Oh my god. It can't be. A.J. thought. I better see what they want, Sammartino style. He silently tucked into a foward roll into the kitchen/living room. He stayed silent until he heard someone say
"I guess I better make breakfast then." He rose from his hiding spot.
"Alright, who are you and how'd you get here?" He asked, the small wooden sword outreached in front of him. The girls jumped.
"That's what we want to know." The brown haired girl asked.
"Has anyone seen Motoko?" The small, slightly insane girl commented.
"Do anything to endanger us and your life is mine." A.J. felt a cold blade freeze the skin on his neck.
"There she is." The one on the couch replied.
"You can't kill me in my own house." A.J. wimpered.
"Wait, you live here?" The girl behind him asked.
"Yeah. Why do you think I'm in my pajamas?"
"Oh. My apoligies."
"It's ok just touch me with that sword again and heads go flying."
"I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Motoko Aoyama."
"A.J. Sammartino." The girls walked over to him and introduced themselves.
"I'm Naru Narusegawa."
"Mitsune Konno. Nice house you have here."
"I'm Shinobu Maehara." The small girl bowed.
"Where that other girl?" A.J. asked. Before anyone could answer, he was glomped by the missing member.
"I'm Koalla Su! You're funny."
"Yeah well that's what people tell me." Someone was coming down the stairs.
"Oh man, this is not good." A.J. was worried. He played stupid during the introductions because he didn't want the girls to know that people all around the world knew who they were.
"Hey A.J., what do you want for breakfast?" A girl in a sweatshirt and baggy pants walked into the kitchen. She had dirty blonde hair and her eyes were closed. It was his sister Lisa.
"I'll have french toast." A.J. replied, rushing the girls into the dining room.
"I'll help." Shinobu said but Naru covered her mouth.
"What was that Age?" Lisa asked, her eyes now open.
"I was just practicing my Homestar impression. I'll help you with da bweakfust!"
"How did I have someone so weird for a brother?" A few minutes passed and A.J. ate his breakfast. He felt someone tapping his shoulder he turned around to be face to face with Su.
"Where the bathroom?"
Lisa turned around to see the strange girl in the middle of the kitchen.
"Dang it Su! Now you've blown everyone's cover."
"Sorry A.J."
"Can someone tell me what's going on?" Lisa was shaking slightly. She is one to panic in uncomfortable situations. The others walked out of the dining room.
"Lisa. There are umm..."
"We're exchange students from California." Naru cut in.
"Nice save." A.J. whispered.
"Thanks."
"Oh. Well you guys can have breakfast too. Sit down."
"I'll help you." Shinobu said.
"Thanks. I can use the help." The two flew around the kitchen, whipping up a breakfast faster than you can say Viz versus Tokyopop.
More footsteps were heard and a woman in her late forties, earley fifties walked into the room. She wore a pink nightgown and had messy brown hair and glasses.
"A.J., Lisa, who are these people?"
"They're exchange students from California Mom." A.J. replied.
"Oh. Welcome to our home. Enjoy your stay."
"Thank you." The Hina Girls said in unison. Breakfast passed and everyone was siting on the couch. The door that lead to the garage opened and a short pudgy man in his late forties, earlt fifties with curley black hair, a small bristly beard, a black tee-shirt and black jeans walked in.
"Hey family!" He called out. "I'm..." He stopped as he stred at the girls on the couch.
"Uhh Dad. We need to talk. Ladies if me and my father could have some privacy."
"Go ahead." Naru replied. A.J. walked his dad into the garage.
"Son, I didn't know you could pick up chicks. I mean, there is that one girl that went nuts about you just by hearing what you're like but this?"
"Yeah Dad, whatever. Listen, I haven't told this to anyone but those girls are from a series call Love Hina."
"What? You mean that book that you keep buying."
"Yes and these girls can sometimes get mad very easily so don't do anything pervy or foolish around them."
"Why? It's not like they're gonna beat us up or anything."
"Oh yeah?" A.J. handed his father volume one of Love Hina and showed him several pages were Keitaro got the snot beat out of him.
"Ouch. I best do as you said then."
"Yep. Don't make them mad, that's all I'm saying. I nearly got my head cut off this morning."
"But why didn't you do your Jiu-Jitsu?"
"I'm 13 Dad. You really think I'm gonna do my techniques with a sword up to my neck?"
"You're right. Let's go inside then." The two walked back into the house.
That's it for now but more chapters are definatly on the way.