'Twas a week before christmas, and all through the house

not a faunas was stirring; not even Perry the mouse.

My suits were all hung, and selected with care

matching ties, belts, and hats are also all there

Lady Neo was nestled all snug in her bed,

while visions of stabbing fairies fills her head.

I glanced at m'Neo, then put on a cap

For I had just awoken from a nice winter's nap

when out in the streets, I heard a loud clatter

I then patted Neo, saying "Nothing's the matter."

Then over to my closet, I flew like a flash,

doned shoes, and belt, and even a red sash.

I looked out a window to see some moon-lit snow

adding lustre to excited cops down below.

Then to my eyes bad news did appear

but eight damn kids mounted on reindeer

I sprinted to Neo to maker her lively and quick

then warned her to wake, she answered with a prick.

more swift than a nevermore to the exit we came

I then whistled for Perry, calling him by name.

"Now Ruby! Now Weiss! Now Blake and Yang!

On Jane! On Nora! On Pyrrha and Ren!

Jump to the roof! Check the window! Roman's there!

Now Go! Go! Go! Remember that he won't fight fair!"

As the police shouted their orders, we decided to pick and fly

for if we were to stay we'd be lucky to see the sky.

So out the back door we flew,

myself, Perry, and Neo too.

Then like a bomb, I heard from our roof,

Nora smashing like a big, giant goof

As I pulled up the rear, I looked around

only to see that damn girl flying abound.

Dressed in red and black from head to foot,

with a recently added layer of soot.

She wore a hood, which stayed on her back,

and she pulled out a scythe from her pack.

And from what I saw, her smile was merry.

She took a shot, and just barely missed Perry.

Quicly her friends came to help,and I only caught a glance,

one with a bow, one with hair like snow, and another ready to dance

As we ran, I heard her voice call out 'Bumblebee!'

Then suddenly I felt a shit hit my knee.

I rolled as I fell, so I wouldn't get hit in the belly

as I heard a sweet sound of a chopper, that turned my heart into jelly.

I sprinted towards the sound, and jumped on a porch shelf

then I turned and I winked in spite of myself.

The brawler launched a shot at my head,

but Neo was there, so I had nothing to dread.

Perry jumped on the plane, and it shook with a jerk

while I pulled up my can, and put it to work.

At one point in the fight, I saw petals of rose

so I stepped back, a blow almost hitting my nose.

I then jumped on the ship and gave a whistle

Neo followed me, quite like a missile.

I wanted one last taunt bere we lost sight,

so I yelled; "Happy christmas to all, and have a good night!"