The small child and the princess frolicked in the fields of sunflowers.

The two laughed endlessly "Hey princess" the small child with the name of Lucas cheerfully yelled, "I have to go soon. I have to go feed Boney!" Boney was Lucas's brown dog. He had left his dog at his small house in Tazmily Village.

"...hmm..." the princess nodded in glee. She went by the name Emmeryn. She died from an injury in another universe. Lucas had used PSI to heal her injuries. They had hit it off ever since. They weren't a couple. Hell no, Lucas was too young for her. They were best friends.

"Wait here for my return!" the child said and ran off, leaving the patches of sunflowers. He ran past the cemetery. Soon he was in Tazmily Village. He saw a man preaching about being happy but he gave no mind to him.

He was soon at his house. Flint (his father) was gone as usual. He gave some nut bread to his waiting dog but something was up. Snakes were crawling all around. Boney was barking at them instead of chowing down on his dinner. Lucas couldn't make out what was going on but the snakes noticed him and attacked. Lucas went to his same old battle stance and used his PSI attacks. A beam easily knocked out all of the snakes. "Ha!" the boy cheerfully cheered as he proudfully pranced victorius. Even the easiest of enemies made him stronger. He wasn't the crybaby he was known for 3 years ago. But a fat blob came along chanting a catchy beat.

"Uh oh." the child said as he evaded a slap from the large woman. "My anaconda-don't!" the woman stuttered as she fell on the floor. Lucas used a basic attack. It didn't seem effective because her waves of fat absorbed his punch.

5 minutes later, the fat woman continued pursuing Lucas. "Boy named Troy used to live in Detroit." Lucas was about to be knocked out. He felt like he was about to faint. In RPG terms, you might call this "1 HP left". That is how Lucas felt right now. Suddenly, a light glimered from the distance. Lucas felt like he can take the world now. He soon realized that it was his friend Emmeryn praying for him causing him to regain strength.

"Thanks friend!" Lucas yelled. He used his signature move, PK Love on the woman. She screamed and then ran away. Lucas felt stronger than he had ever had before. He felt like he can not only take on the world, but take galaxies. He went back to the sunflower field to properly thank Emmeryn. Emmeryn had just arrived at the sunflower field at the same time as Lucas did but with tons of ice cream and other sweets.

"Congrats on the victory!" Emmeryn sang.

"I wouldn't have done it without you!" Lucas said as he gobbled on the sweets with Emmeryn.

"Oh, it turns out that woman that you defeated, Lucas, was the cause of all bad music." Emmeryn said in a stern voice, "since you defeated her, we may party and listen to music without any half-naked untalented singers on our radio stations anymore."

The child smiled in glee. He soon began playing Bohemian Rhapsody on his phone and danced with Emmeryn. "Cheers for good music!" Lucas said but little did he know that Miley Cyrus was lurking, peeing on his mom's gravesite.