Anonymous asked: Um, do you have any fanfic in which Billy catches Spencer masturbating? I think I found one once, but I can't find it again

I'm sorry to say that I didn't get a chance to look for a pre-existing one. SO HAVE SOMETHING NEW! It's a fan theory that Spencer is left handed because of what Hugh says in Rock n Home, Despite him always using his right in show.


Spencer let out a sigh of relief as he stepped under the shower stream. He was glad he'd managed to convince Billy he needed a shower in the first place. His best ghost bro, though dense as he was, had started to notice the unusual amount of showers the young director had been taking lately. "His fault in the first place…" Spencer mumbled to himself and his hand trailed down his own flesh towards a noticeable erection. Billy's guitar pic necklace swung from his neck as he did so. No way he'd risk the former pop star swooping into the bathroom unannounced at a time like this.

A faint hiss of the ghost in question's name left Spencer's lips as he began stroking himself. Yeah, it was wrong. Billy was his COUSIN for crying out loud! Distant. Distant cousin. But damn, he was fine. And Spencer was finding it harder and harder to ignore that fact. Literally.

A whine left the teen's lips as he tried to rub himself off, imagining Billy was the one doing it instead. He could easily picture the cool somewhat sticky feel of his best friend's hands as the would wrap around his- HELLO!

Spencer gave a sharp gasp and his eyes snapped open as a pair of ghostly arms wrapped around him. "B-billy?!" The teen squeaked eyes wide, afraid to look behind him as his face became well acquainted with the color red.

"I think I can help ya with that." Billy's voice came out huskily and his grin could practically be heard in his voice as he wrapped his limbs further around Spencer's so the younger boy couldn't escape, while his right hand joined Spencer's left.

Spencer couldn't help the moan that escaped him. Billy's hand felt better than he had imagined, and his hips quickly moved to match the ghost's strokes.

"Jeez, bromeo. Ya should'a told me sooner." Billy cooed grinding his hips against Spencer's ass. "I would've helped ya sooner."

"Mnn… B-billy~" words escaped him, and all Spencer could really respond with were moans. "Don't stop…"

Billy replied with a kiss to the top of his younger cousin's head. "Wouldn't dream of it."