WARNING: There will be a lemon in later chapters! This is a guyXguy story. Don't like, don't read. Kakashi X Iruka and Iruka X Shizune will be the main pairings. Angst will happen. -_-
Summary: Anko has sizzling plans for Iruka, but will those plans interfere with his and Shizune's budding relationship? And what is Tsunade plotting for Christmas this year?
Disclaimer: I do NOT own "Naruto" or any of the characters within, otherwise Kakashi and Iruka would already be married and have a lovely penthouse. ^-^
-Ch. 1-
The Debt
-Iruka-
I growled in frustration as I pondered the futility of my situation for the millionth time that evening. "Grrraaaahhh! Stupid forms….No-one labels them right and the other shifts never put them in the right place." As I was mumbling I saw Shizune, sweet, slight Shizune as she walked across the room on yet another errand for Tsunade. She was beautiful! Even amongst ninjas she was obviously graceful. Her lovely dark hair that, when the sun shined on it just right, turned a warm chocolate color. (Not a flat black like so many believed) Her light footsteps that seemed to glide across the floor rather than walk. Oh yes, I was in love. And each day I praised the gods that she loved me too! (Or at least liked me enough to date me.) We had been dating for 2 weeks, and I was loving every minute of it.
As I came out of my smitten stupor I discovered Kakashi standing in front of my desk holding out what might have once been a mission report. If it was ever that in some past life, it wasn't any longer. It was now a caked together ball of mud, spit, some other refuse I don't care to name, and a sheet of paper. He had been gone a MONTH! One sheet was not enough for a month-long mission! I sighed. "Where is the rest of your mission report, Kakashi?" His eyes crinkled up into an upside-down "u". "Well it's like this," he began. I cut him off before he could begin his newest excuse as to why he had a disgusting piece of nasty for what might've been (many a layer of dirt and grime ago) an actual report.
"Just give it to me Kakashi Sensei." "What a proposition Iruka kun! I may just take you up on that if you wanna call me 'Sensei' like you were a naughty student." He waggled his brows suggestively at me. I began to blush. I scoffed and snatched the paper out of his hand to divert his attention from my reddening face. "I meant your report, you ego-maniacal, self-absorbed…." "Iruka!" I was spun around face to face with a very ticked Shizune. "That is no way to speak to a Jounin! Even if said Jounin is Kakashi." Kakashi squinched up his eyes in what I guessed to be a smirk. "Yeah, Iruka! Don't bad-mouth a Jounin!" Shizune snapped at him, "And you need to learn to take better care of your mission reports! This looks like you wiped it in a pig-sty!" He began on his excuse again. "Well, you see…" "Save it Kakashi!" Shizune an I said. Tsunade poked her head into the missions room. "Ah, Kakashi! I thought I heard your 'excuses' voice. Come into my office, I need to talk to you about your next mission." And with that he winked at me and followed Tsunade back to her office.
I refocused and remembered my original task. "Grrrrr….Another mission Report to catalogue and file away." Shizune looked at me empathetically. "I would stay and help you, Iruka, but Tsunade has me running errands on the 'Big Surprise' she's setting up for Konoha." We glanced at my tower of papers and she stage whispered, "But maybe if you ask nicely ANKO WILL HELP YOU." Anko turned around surprised. "I was just about to leave!" She had her hand on the door and one foot out. "Please, Anko!" I begged, "I would owe you a favor."
She Glanced back at me with a predatory grin on her face. "Ok. As long as you owe me a favor of my choice. No backing down after I ask you to do it." All of a sudden my mouth went very dry and I had to fight to swallow down my fear. "Uh, Anko I don't think - " "Well then I won't do it." She began to walk back out the door. "FINE!" I yelled before she could get away. "I'll do it! Whatever you want! Just please help? I will never be able to finish tonight if you don't help." "Very good." She got a scheming look in her eye that made a bolt of ice run down my spine.
Shizune, oblivious to the underlying tones of mischief, lightly kissed me on the cheek and began to walk out of the missions room. "Bye, Ru Ru. I'll call you if Tsunade is done with me before midnight." "Bye." I said with a dazed smile on my face. Before I could disappear into my daydreams I heard Anko cackling to herself as she filed papers. "Anko….?" I asked cautiously, "Why are you cackling?" "I'm plotting demise, dear boy!" She stated and then hunched back over her tedious work. I turned to my mountain of papers with my half-formed daydreams crushed beneath the dread of what Anko was going to do. Something told me this wasn't going to end well.
WHOOT! First chapter is done! XD
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