What's up with Sesshoumaru?
By
Cherie Duarte
"I don't own what doesn't belong to me"
Hi! Some times I become very obsessed with certain anime characters, and
when I do, strange things start to happen. Anyway, I thought it might be
fun to do a funny 'study Sesshoumaru' fanfic. He's pretty smart so we'll
have to get sneaky. Be sure to sit back a bit, I don't want Sesshoumaru to
know any one's there. I can't be held responsible for any of his actions if
he finds out you're there. This is going to be pretty random and kind'a
strange. I hope you all like it. So here goes, do enjoy!
"talk" = talking
(Mom) = who's talking
'think' = thought
* blink * = action
"Just have to put on this invisible outfit so Sesshoumaru won't be able to
tell that I'm there." (Cherie) I throw on the outfit over my clothes and
walk out of my room.
"Now where is that video camera?" (Cherie) I stop to think for a moment and
then walk around the wall and go into the kitchen.
"AH-HA! There it is!" (Cherie) I run over to the counter – its not that
far, but I run around my house all the time- and pick up the video camera.
"I wonder who left it here? Oh well, I have what I need... I think..." (Cherie)
I turn around and walk over to another counter. Bending down I open the
cabinet and pull out a few bags of various snack items and a teenie. I
shove them in my invisible outfit's pockets and go back over to the fridge.
"Let's get this done." (Cherie) I open the fridge, pull on a pack of
Twinkies and a portal opens up. I hop in and land some where in Feudal
Japan.
"That was fun..." (Cherie) I get up and start walking around. I come to a
creepy forest and enter it slowly.
"I'm glad I'm invisible, both to sight and any other senses..." (Cherie)
After watching some demons tear each other to pieces I continue on. I stop
by a river and turn the camera on. It makes a funny buzzing noise.
"Shh... you stupid camera!" (Cherie) I whack the camera and look around,
hoping no one heard it. I pick it up and look through it.
"Ok, he should be arriving soon... Sesshoumaru a.k.a. Fluffy, comes here a
lot." (Cherie) A few minutes go by.
"Well in case you're wondering, yes, I stalk Fluffy. Oooo! There he is!"
(Cherie) I point the camera at Sesshoumaru.
"We're here today to study Fluffy in his natural habitat with some
unnatural behavior."(Cherie) Sesshoumaru is walking by the river and stops
near a big rock.
"This should get good. This is his favorite spot." (Cherie) Sesshoumaru
disappears behind the rock and comes back out wearing a superman outfit. He
starts running around the rock in circles with his arms out in front of
him.
"Duh-duh-duh! Dunna-nanana! Is it a bird? Is it a sword? NO! It's the
almighty Sesshoumaru!!" (Fluffy)
"Where does he learn these things? Do you think giving him a T.V. was a bad
idea? Anyway, this is "Fluffy" on one of his more normal days. Let's see
what he does next." (Cherie)
Sesshoumaru stops and jumps on top of the rock. He jumps off sideways.
"FREE WILLY!" (Fluffy) He falls into the water and stays under for a while.
"Uh-oh..." (Cherie)I stand back a bit to get a wider view.
"Looks like an unsuspecting demon has wondered into Fluffy's territory.
This could get ugly guys..." (Cherie) The demon walks over to the river,
probably wondering what all the noise was about.
Sesshoumaru comes up half way out of the water and slashes the other demon
to pieces.
"Looks like Fluffy is very protective of his territory, or he just doesn't
want every one to know about his habits. He seems to have several odd
rituals. I wonder why he only came half way out – Hey! Where's his
shirt!?!* drool*" (Cherie) Sesshoumaru slides out of the water with a
mermaid tail in place of his legs. I fall back laughing and end up
recording some leaves swaying in the light breeze. I sit back up and
continue recording Fluffy after my laugh attack ends.
"La, la , la, la, la, la, LLLLAAAAAAAAA!" (Fluffy) The sound is ear-
piercing and scares a whole bunch of birds away.
"Ahhhhh! Cover your ears! It's horrible. It's got to be the strangest
mating call I've ever heard." (Cherie) After a good three minutes he stops
"singing" and goes back into the water.
"Ok, I hope we don't go through that again. Have no idea what he's going
to do next... hopefully it doesn't sound as bad as that." (Cherie)
"Dun-nuh... duh-nuh ... dun-nuh- du -nuh- dun-nuh- dun-nuh." (Fluffy) He swims
around with his hands making a triangle over his head. Now he's wearing
shorts.
"Does he have a closet under there? In the water that is... Ah! Look at those
legs – no wonder he wears those puffy clothes. They're so skinny!" (Cherie)
Sesshoumaru jumps up out of the water and walks over to a tree. He looks
around; making sure no one is looking and sticks his hand in a hole in the
tree.
"Hm... Is he going to turn into an owl? Oooo... he's being sneaky lets get a
closer view." (Cherie) I walk around the outskirt of the trees – careful
not to step on anything noisy – and zoom the camera in on Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru pulls out a blue box and places it on the ground. He sits down
next to it and opens the lid.
"What's he keep in there? Dog treats?" (Cherie) Sesshoumaru pulls a stuffed
animal puppy.
"Oooo... He has a stuffed animal. A foot long, black and white spotted
puppy." (Cherie)
"Oh my puppy!" (Fluffy) He hugs the stuffed animal and then unravels a
string from around its neck. He stands up and starts running around with
it.
"Come on Peggy-poo! Follow daddy!" (Fluffy)
"Peggy-poo? Daddy? *hysterical laughter * ....I am sorry... It's just funny..."
(Cherie)
Sesshoumaru continues to fun with the stuffed puppy. When it hits into a
rock he stops and picks it up.
"Aw... poor Peggy-poo. Are you ok?" (Fluffy) He hugs the puppy stuffy and
puts it down.
"Maybe that's why Inuyasha calls Sesshoumaru "Fluffy"? I wonder if Inuyasha
knows about this..." (Cherie)
That's all for today my friends. May the sky turn pink and rain green
beans for forty minutes and chickens migrate over sea! Bye! Please review,
even if you just say 'I read it' – I don't mind – anything to let me know
some one is reading this crazy stuff! I really must go, I have to close my
mine for now – too much traffic, and I can't think.
By
Cherie Duarte
"I don't own what doesn't belong to me"
Hi! Some times I become very obsessed with certain anime characters, and
when I do, strange things start to happen. Anyway, I thought it might be
fun to do a funny 'study Sesshoumaru' fanfic. He's pretty smart so we'll
have to get sneaky. Be sure to sit back a bit, I don't want Sesshoumaru to
know any one's there. I can't be held responsible for any of his actions if
he finds out you're there. This is going to be pretty random and kind'a
strange. I hope you all like it. So here goes, do enjoy!
"talk" = talking
(Mom) = who's talking
'think' = thought
* blink * = action
"Just have to put on this invisible outfit so Sesshoumaru won't be able to
tell that I'm there." (Cherie) I throw on the outfit over my clothes and
walk out of my room.
"Now where is that video camera?" (Cherie) I stop to think for a moment and
then walk around the wall and go into the kitchen.
"AH-HA! There it is!" (Cherie) I run over to the counter – its not that
far, but I run around my house all the time- and pick up the video camera.
"I wonder who left it here? Oh well, I have what I need... I think..." (Cherie)
I turn around and walk over to another counter. Bending down I open the
cabinet and pull out a few bags of various snack items and a teenie. I
shove them in my invisible outfit's pockets and go back over to the fridge.
"Let's get this done." (Cherie) I open the fridge, pull on a pack of
Twinkies and a portal opens up. I hop in and land some where in Feudal
Japan.
"That was fun..." (Cherie) I get up and start walking around. I come to a
creepy forest and enter it slowly.
"I'm glad I'm invisible, both to sight and any other senses..." (Cherie)
After watching some demons tear each other to pieces I continue on. I stop
by a river and turn the camera on. It makes a funny buzzing noise.
"Shh... you stupid camera!" (Cherie) I whack the camera and look around,
hoping no one heard it. I pick it up and look through it.
"Ok, he should be arriving soon... Sesshoumaru a.k.a. Fluffy, comes here a
lot." (Cherie) A few minutes go by.
"Well in case you're wondering, yes, I stalk Fluffy. Oooo! There he is!"
(Cherie) I point the camera at Sesshoumaru.
"We're here today to study Fluffy in his natural habitat with some
unnatural behavior."(Cherie) Sesshoumaru is walking by the river and stops
near a big rock.
"This should get good. This is his favorite spot." (Cherie) Sesshoumaru
disappears behind the rock and comes back out wearing a superman outfit. He
starts running around the rock in circles with his arms out in front of
him.
"Duh-duh-duh! Dunna-nanana! Is it a bird? Is it a sword? NO! It's the
almighty Sesshoumaru!!" (Fluffy)
"Where does he learn these things? Do you think giving him a T.V. was a bad
idea? Anyway, this is "Fluffy" on one of his more normal days. Let's see
what he does next." (Cherie)
Sesshoumaru stops and jumps on top of the rock. He jumps off sideways.
"FREE WILLY!" (Fluffy) He falls into the water and stays under for a while.
"Uh-oh..." (Cherie)I stand back a bit to get a wider view.
"Looks like an unsuspecting demon has wondered into Fluffy's territory.
This could get ugly guys..." (Cherie) The demon walks over to the river,
probably wondering what all the noise was about.
Sesshoumaru comes up half way out of the water and slashes the other demon
to pieces.
"Looks like Fluffy is very protective of his territory, or he just doesn't
want every one to know about his habits. He seems to have several odd
rituals. I wonder why he only came half way out – Hey! Where's his
shirt!?!* drool*" (Cherie) Sesshoumaru slides out of the water with a
mermaid tail in place of his legs. I fall back laughing and end up
recording some leaves swaying in the light breeze. I sit back up and
continue recording Fluffy after my laugh attack ends.
"La, la , la, la, la, la, LLLLAAAAAAAAA!" (Fluffy) The sound is ear-
piercing and scares a whole bunch of birds away.
"Ahhhhh! Cover your ears! It's horrible. It's got to be the strangest
mating call I've ever heard." (Cherie) After a good three minutes he stops
"singing" and goes back into the water.
"Ok, I hope we don't go through that again. Have no idea what he's going
to do next... hopefully it doesn't sound as bad as that." (Cherie)
"Dun-nuh... duh-nuh ... dun-nuh- du -nuh- dun-nuh- dun-nuh." (Fluffy) He swims
around with his hands making a triangle over his head. Now he's wearing
shorts.
"Does he have a closet under there? In the water that is... Ah! Look at those
legs – no wonder he wears those puffy clothes. They're so skinny!" (Cherie)
Sesshoumaru jumps up out of the water and walks over to a tree. He looks
around; making sure no one is looking and sticks his hand in a hole in the
tree.
"Hm... Is he going to turn into an owl? Oooo... he's being sneaky lets get a
closer view." (Cherie) I walk around the outskirt of the trees – careful
not to step on anything noisy – and zoom the camera in on Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru pulls out a blue box and places it on the ground. He sits down
next to it and opens the lid.
"What's he keep in there? Dog treats?" (Cherie) Sesshoumaru pulls a stuffed
animal puppy.
"Oooo... He has a stuffed animal. A foot long, black and white spotted
puppy." (Cherie)
"Oh my puppy!" (Fluffy) He hugs the stuffed animal and then unravels a
string from around its neck. He stands up and starts running around with
it.
"Come on Peggy-poo! Follow daddy!" (Fluffy)
"Peggy-poo? Daddy? *hysterical laughter * ....I am sorry... It's just funny..."
(Cherie)
Sesshoumaru continues to fun with the stuffed puppy. When it hits into a
rock he stops and picks it up.
"Aw... poor Peggy-poo. Are you ok?" (Fluffy) He hugs the puppy stuffy and
puts it down.
"Maybe that's why Inuyasha calls Sesshoumaru "Fluffy"? I wonder if Inuyasha
knows about this..." (Cherie)
That's all for today my friends. May the sky turn pink and rain green
beans for forty minutes and chickens migrate over sea! Bye! Please review,
even if you just say 'I read it' – I don't mind – anything to let me know
some one is reading this crazy stuff! I really must go, I have to close my
mine for now – too much traffic, and I can't think.