Spoot: Thought I would give this a try...

Kristoff: Sven in this?

Spoot: Well, it's not really a story about reindeer...

Kristoff: Then I'm out!

Bound

Anna looked up at the frost on the ceiling, and smiled whole heartedly. "I love the decorations!" She glanced over at Elsa. The light haired women walked over gracefully, and crossed her arms. "It is nice, isn't it?" She leaned in close to her younger sister. "So...let's see, how long have you known this man?" Anna rolled her eyes. "Oh don't start! Kristoff and I have known each other about six months now!" Elsa smiled, and then let out a little giggle. "Well, it's better than one day, that's for sure. Do you even know what his last name is?" Elsa began to tap her high heeled foot. Anna giggled, and threw her hands in the air. "You got me! I'm pretty sure it's better than: 'Of The Southern Isles.' anyway." Elsa laughed and began to swirl some snow in her hand, then shot it at the windows to make a beautiful mist of ice over the glass.

As the two sisters talked and decorated the ballroom, a tall, blond man began to inch his way into the room, sneaking a peek. "Shh...I wanna see just what they're doing in here..." He whispered. Behind him stood two creatures. one made of snow, the other...made of fur. Kristoff peeked in further, only to find himself slipping on a slush spot. Before he knew it, he was sliding across the floor. The two ladies watched in amusement, then shrugged when he crashed into who knows what. "Men..." Elsa said. "Don't I know it." Anna replied.

Olaf took this as a cue to waddle into the room, laughter and all. He waddled right up to the girls and waved hello. The two greeted him then went about their work. Sven, an enormous reindeer, wondered in after him, trying not to slip. He was on his way to find his closest and dearest friend. He didn't need to go too far, for Kristoff approached, pulling away garbage from his cloths. The girls covered their noses. "Y'know...some people smell better than reindeer...you...not so much..." Anna huffed out. Her voice sounded strange as she was still covering her nose.

Kristoff looked up at her, puzzled in that cute way. "You could have come to help me you know! What if I were hurt?" He snapped, looking over at Sven. "I thought you had a thick skull!" She said coyly, strutting over to him, and reaching up to touch his head. He reared back. "Don't even go there." he snapped. Elsa let out a chuckle then went about her way of decorating the room. "seriously, what if I were hurt?" He demanded. She giggled, and leaned down to help fix the little snow man's nose. "Oh, I'm sure you would have been fine, after all, you survived this long without my help." She plunged the Carrot deep in Olaf's face, and then cringed. "Sorry...sorry...Here, le'me...just..." Olaf giggled as she tried to fix his face.

"He hasn't said much all day..." Elsa observed form her place atop a gigantic snowflake made of ice. "Who? Olaf...Oh I know. He's taken to a vow of silence." Anna said firmly, finally fixing the little guy. "You mean the one you forced me to take! You said you would feed me to the donkey if I spilled the beans..." Olaf began, then let out a high pitched squeal and covered his mouth. Sven shot him a look, and went for the carrot, changing his mind, and lapping at the flurry above his head. Anna shot Olaf an evil look. Elsa began to climb down from her perch. "What beans?" She asked, setting foot on the floor. Anna put her hands behind her back and began to sway. "Oooh, nothing..." She sang out. Elsa looked over at Kristoff, who promptly turned his head to the side and started to whistle. She then looked over at Olaf. The said snow man covered his mouth. Elsa sighed and looked over at Sven. "you'll tell me, won't you Sven?" She said sweetly, reaching over and scratching his chin. The deer smiled and leaned into the love he was getting. "All the snowflakes you can eat..." She sang out. "Don't talk to him like that." Kristoff said firmly. Sven began to wag his back end. Elsa pulled way. "Wait, what am I doing..." She turned to Anna. "Tell me..." She said. Anna smiled. "There's nothing to tell. Come on, let's finish the room."

"Anna, please. Just tell me. What are you up to? Are you hiding something from me?"

"What? No, don't be silly!" Anna said, pulling away from her sister, and walking to the door. She shot Olaf one more heated glance, then left the room saying she would get more decor. Elsa looked over at Kristoff. "I need to know, I can't handle a surprise, I just can't..." He nodded, as he reached over and grabbed on to Sven. "It's nothing to worry about..." He pulled the animal close, and began to whisper in his ear. "You people are nuts." Elsa snapped, turning in a flurry and storming off. "Works every time." Said Kristoff. "Sure does." Sven said. Olaf stared up at Kristoff, blankly. "She is right though..." Was all he said.

"You can't tell, no matter what, got that!" Anna snapped. She was holding up a crooked carrot. Olaf was watching said carrot with wide eyes. He nodded, and reached up, hopping as best his little snow ball legs would let him. "I mean it Olaf, not a word about our guest!" He waved his hands in the air with panic. "Not a word! I promise! And I never break my word!" He cried out. Anna handed him the carrot, and he promptly stuck it on his face. "Everything has to go right tonight! Everything." She said to herself, as she glanced out the window.

Olaf looked up at her when he was finished adjusting his nose. "Anna, you do know this is your wedding...you should focus on that tonight." Anna turned and leaned down to become level with him. "That's not me. I'm fine, and Kristoff understands that even though tonight is about us, it's also about Elsa. Tonight she meets her one true love!" Olaf looked worried. "How do you know this man will be her one true love...you thought you had met yours...remember that?" He said. She gave him a real heated glance. "Stop right there, before I melt you!" Olaf covered his mouth.

If there's one thing everyone knows, it's that men tend to get their hands into everything. Kristoff was no exception to this. He stood in the castles kitchen, hands behind his back. When the cook would turn away, the blond would snatch up a treat or two, then pretend nothing had happened. The cook turned, and noticed the tarts were gone. He looked up at Kristoff and frowned. "Have you no shame man!" He snapped. The blond just stood there, looking innocent as could be, though he wasn't. "That's it! GET OUT! Out I say!" The cook bellowed, as he shooed the man from the room.

Anna was walking down the hall; she stopped at the kitchen door, to take a whiff, when her husband to be came flying out the door, and crashed right into her. The two let out a holler, and tumbled to the floor, Anna on top of him. "Oh...uh, sorry...wait, what were you doing in there!" Kristoff helped her to a sitting position, and then sat up himself. "ME! What were you doing lingering in the hall! Don't you have work to do!" She crossed her arms and huffed. "Well, don't you have something you should be doing as well...like...I dunno..." Kristoff smiled, and leaned in close, "Like...kissing you..." He said with a sly tongue, then took her lips hostage.

"I now pronounce you, Husband and Wife." Two young adorable kiddos looked each other in the eyes, they had smiles on their faces. HUGE ones. "You may now kiss…" Before the Priest could get to the end of his statement, Kristoff and Anna embraced in a kiss that rocked the world. The crowd that had gathered in the ballroom stood and cheered. Every Rock Troll in the room cheered as well, a little too loud for some of the more normal guests. One Troll grabbed onto another and shook him. "HE MARRIED A GIRL!"

Queen Elsa stood by the alter where her sister, and now Brother-In-Law stood. She swirled some snow in her hands and shot it into the air. It burst into a fit of beautiful blue snow. Sven, who stood watch as the Best Man, looked around, then in a sneaky way, outstretched his tongue and took some of that snow for himself. Olaf danced around in the snow, in a giggle fit.

The party was well underway. Elsa busy conversing with the guests. Kristoff walked over to her, and outstretched his arms; she turned, and in her graceful way, gave him a big hug. As this went on, he whispered in her ear. "Meet me in the Gallery." She pulled away, and looked him in the eye. "Excuse me…" He smiled. "Just be there." He pat her shoulder and walked away. Elsa could feel a bit of panic rise from her belly. She scanned the room. When she was unable to find Anna, the panic grew. She knew the feeling all too well. "Oh no…" She whispered. "Majesty, what's wrong?" A man asked. She turned to him, panic in her voice as she spoke. "Ha-have you seen my sister?" The man shook his head.

As fast as she could, she rushed down the hall. A trail of jagged ice following her. Her breathing was unstable and shallow. The last time a man entered her sister's life, he almost killed them both. Why did Kristoff want her in the Gallery? What was he up to? Fear was not the Queen's friend. The walls began to ice over as she passed them in a gust. Where in the world was the gallery? What door? WHAT DOOR! More panic hit when she realized she did not even know her own castle. The windows iced over. This was bad. Confusion was also the enemy.

The double doors to the left, that was it, it had to be! She slid to a stop, and kicked them open. Sure enough, there he was. She stood in the doorway, trying to catch her breath. He had jumped clean out of his chair when she barged in. Now he was more concerned over her appearance, and the state the castle walls were in, and the door…frost began to seep into every mechanism, causing it to come off its hinges. "Elsa? Are you ok?" She marched in the room, and right up to face him. "Do I look ok to you!" She snapped.

"You look a mess…" The two turned in the direction of the new voice. Anna came into view. "See…now you're gunna get it!" Snapped Elsa as she pointed at her sister. "Get it? What are you talking about?" Asked Kristoff. She looked over at him, in shock. "You're kidding…you're plotting against us! Anna, he's not the man you think he is!" Anna approached, still smiling. "He's not? So, he's clean then?"

"HEY!"

"You mean to tell me he doesn't pick his nose?"

"ANNA!"

"You mean he doesn't eat it! You're telling me he doesn't tinkle in the woods?" Kristoff looked over at the Queen with a sheepish grin.

At this point, Elsa was so confused she could barely hold herself up. Kristoff looked back at his new wife, now livid. "I don't eat it!" Anna gave him a 'yeah right' look, and then placed a hand on her sister's shoulder. "Elsa, calm down. He's not plotting anything! I AM!" Elsa was panicking, when Anna said that, she stopped abruptly, and looked her sister over. "What?" Anna nodded, then looked over at her new hubby. "I don't eat it…" He mumbled. "I thought all men did it…" Kristoff had to smile at this point. He had set himself up for that one. "Go get our guest, please…" She crossed her arms, in her usual demanding way. He groaned and left the room in a huff. The two ladies watched, and waited untill he was out of sight. Elsa looked her sister over. Anna smiled. "Don't worry, everything's fine Elsa. You can trust me." The door began to creek. "His name is Jack…he's perfect for you. Elsa shot a worried look at Anna. "He…" She whispered. Kristoff approached the ladies, behind him followed a young man, with snow white hair.

Spoot: Well…chapter one!

Anna: EEEEEEEEEE IT'S SO CUTE!