Hello people… Chu here I just want to make a crossover about my two favorite cartoon and anime ( why not? Right?). You can judge it by your own accord and it's ok after all its my first time to make this kind of thing… heck if you can give me tips I'm welcome to accept harsh and toxic comments on my work to improve.About the Context of the story, the life 8man is rewritten as a life of wonder and magic ( of course he thinks its BS and try not to remember his chuunibyou days in the past). But suddenly the legendary white haired man(obviously its Zaimakuza) granted him a stone that will change his life and doings for the rest of his life.8man might be a little OOC mostly the Jackie Chan's adventure character ( I just know them by memories in the past so point out if I'm wrong on how I portrait their characters.)
*Prologue*
???? POV
"WANT TOOK YOU SO LONG BIG GUY!!!" Says the man with a white coat and orange tint hair.
"I'm just taking my time… hehe... They are selling the limited Pan-san merchandise here…"
A large shadow of a man appears in the alley way with bags and toys.
"C'mon man it's no big deal…. We just buy this big guy some souvenirs for the trip."
A short man with sharp orange glasses appear behind the tall man's shadow.
"AH! YOU TWO KNOW THAT WE AREN'T PAIDED TO SLACK OFF even I wanted too, BUT THE BOSS IS GONNA BURN US ALIVE IF WE DIDN'T GET THOSE ARTIFA-".
"Chill man… we will get those artifacts" the short man cuts off the guy. "And when we do, the boss is going to pay us like we deserve it... Hehehe… I can't wait to blast some money to get some chicks."
"Yeah… you can have the pink Pan-san if you want Finn and it's CUTE."
The large man approach the man with the white coat.
"AH! I DON'T NEED THAT RATSO WHAT WE NEED ARE THE ARTIFACTS."
The man continues to rant on the man with a massive build yet childish in nature.
"Hahaha… Finn and Ratso we don't need to fight on things like this… beside finding a stone in Chiba is easy as taking a candy from a kid."
Says the man with a short build and sharp orange glasses.
"HA!? YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR ARTIFACTS NOT COMMON STONE CHOW!! And if the stone was sold to someone with the knowledge on it they won't just appear out of nowhere in front of us."
"That's it… if they have the knowledge on it, why wouldn't they use it on their personal gain?"
the short man named Chow proclaimed.
" -and because of that we can get some rumors about it. See easy as taking a candy from a kid."
"C'mon Finn, Chow is right you know~~… we can enjoy the place first and have some shopping time on the mall… hehe~~"
" Whatever… But if the things goes BAD! I'm blaming the both of you!"
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
The sound of a alarm clock echoes through the room.
" hmm? Its still 7:30 AM. I need 5 minutes more…( I hate going to hel- I mean school… Heh… what's the difference to begin with.)"
"Onii-chan?"
"Hmm? Its too early Komachi let your wonderful onii-chan sleep more."
To begin with why people wake up too early in the morning? The saying 'the early bird catch the worm first' is nothing to the proud off. After all why get the worm if you can get ramen instead and hard work can be easily beaten be pure talent of others. So why do you even need to wake up that early just to be out match by others who clearly better than you? Working the hell out off yourself just to be stomped on by others? No way I'm going to work. I'll just become a Househusband and ignore the world itself.
"Dad just got home and you know what's he going to do if you continue that attitude of yours Gomi-chan"says with a sad tone on her voice.
"Dad… Huh?" I know my Father is overworking himself in his office and Mom owns a shop that she focus on way too much. Woman did you seriously forget that you still have a family at home? It's given that we are not poor but not too rich to be called one… Raijus I hate those normies, they can continue to dream in life just to face the sad reality where society destroy them. HAHA!
"Onii-chan!!"
"Huh?"
"Are you seriously spacing out while your life is in danger?"
Huh?... Me? In danger? I know that I just wake up, but my life? Why would I be in danger if I'm inside my room and I know I didn't offend anyone to the point they harm me in complete violence, after all I learned self-defense training to protect myself to some bullies that my Dad thought me. My Dad is a high ranking Officer on Chiba's Police Station. So how I'm in danger if I know to protect myself and my father is a strict police officer?
Oh…
"OH NO!"
"HAHAHA! Onii-chan you better wake up now or you're dead"
says with a smug look on her face.
I'll go straight to the bathroom to wash myself so I can present myself to Dad so I can avoid any lectures in life he'll gave me, but my wish is crushed for he is standing tall in the hallway.
"HACHIMAN!" The man shouts.
"YES SIR?!!" Dad we are not inside a training camp for god's sake!
"Maybe I should cut some off your allowance to straighten you up kid." WHAT!? Why would you do that? That's unfair! I told you old man if I didn't get that Visual Novel game for Vita-chan I'll protest to Mom to kick you ass.
"I'll try to become more responsible to myself SIR!"
"JUST TRY!? Hmm… maybe cutting your allowance in half is the right thing to do."
"Uhh.. I MEAN I'LL DO MY BEST TO BECOME RESPONSIBLE SIR!"
C'mon old man, don't be like that. Why would you do that, as if I always ask you to buy things for me which Komachi always do for you that makes it TOTALLY UNFAIR!
What a pain in the ass
"Hachi you where thinking of 'how a pain in the ass your father is' right?"
WHAT NOW!? Are you a psychic now?
"No…
He sighed, probably exhausted from working too much. I can't blame him, to become a high ranking officer on work is too much I guess…. Your subordinate relies on you because you are higher than them and they should know that the higher the rank is the bigger the responsibility of your work becomes.
"Go and clean yourself Hachi, Komachi already made breakfast for us."
Silence goes through the hallway.
"Sorry about that Dad…" Even if I'm lazy and cynical, he is still my father.
"It's Ok Hachi… I know that you are working yourself to get your grades up in school, so taking a breather is Ok."
Wow Dad are you a Tsun-dere?
"Thanks... for understanding… Dad." I sighed
" I told you its Ok, I understand that after all I was a teenager back then."
I can't imagine Dad's Past to begin with. They say that parent's back then were strict so Dad maybe had a bad childhood.
" And one more thing be vigilant to some sketchy people around when going to school, apparently some smugglers manage to enter Chiba without me noticing."
"Smugglers? You mean the people that delivers illegally behind the shadows?" Wow I didn't know they exist in the first place… I only saw them in T.V show and Movies so I thought that its impossible so smuggle things in real life.
" Yes. Apparently we raid a certain Ship in the Docks and it went on a confrontation against police and smugglers, some of them manage to get away with their package."
Whoa its like in the movies whe-
"-we don't know if it's a dangerous weapon or a bio-chemical device. So an advise to you Hachi, if you felt something is wrong. Call me immediately… Ok?"
"Yeah Dad… I'll call you"
as if something like that will happen…
right? Right?
After making myself nice and clean, I when down to have some breakfast.
"Onii-chan! Do want some coffee? I know you do, after all I know a lot of things about my great Onii-chan! Ah! That gets me a lot of Komachi Points!"
"Yeah yeah… make it sweet Komachi." Wow to know those things on your own? You make onii-chan proud my dear Imouto, boys would kill just to have you as if I let them have you. I'll protect you no matter what happen.
"Oi, having too much sugar in your coffee is bad for your health Hachi."
Oops.. I forgot that Dad is still here.
"Umm… Dad are y-"
"On a break? Yes."
Wow Dad you know its rude to cut off someone like that
"Why? Didn't you say that you had a confrontation against criminals back then, so aren't you slacking off at this moment?"
"Yes and No. I'm still on the case at this moment but couldn't make any progress about it and I'm not slacking off if it's a day off."
Hmm… makes sense.
"And about your health. Do you still exercise to keep you body fit? You should be, because I'll be the one to work you out until you pass out."
WHOA!? What now? Are you a muscle head Dad? You know that there is no point having a muscular body if that makes you a massive Bimbo. And working out is not my forte, after all 'to work is to lose' is my motto. Maybe a little bit I do work out, if I felt that I gain weight I need to lose it immediately because my parents instantly knows that I'm getting fat. And Father's training method will kill me just like in middle school, I wish I can forget about that hellish training.
" Yes Dad. I do work out, I go to school using my trusty steed and carry some heavy objects in school by some orders of a certain school council president. Sometimes in home, I ended up using your equipment to keep my body fit and healthy."
I presented myself to him, like a kid happy to present his childish drawing to their parents.
He looked at me first. From head to toe, its kind a embarrassing that someone is looking at you with such precision like a shopper checking the details on the product. I let out a cold sweat because my father is too assertive to things like this. Especially if it involves Me and Komachi.
Then suddenly…
A right hook came on me...
I manage to blocked it, but It still hurts catching it with your hand. Especially it came from my father, the man himself almost Punch me in the face!
"Wow! Onii-chan you're still fast on reacting to Dad punches."
If you only knew my dear Imouto… if you only knew what kind of hellish training I received from Dad to be like this.
"Looks like you still in shape Hachi!"
No shit Dad! Why would you even do that to your own Son.
"Thanks for the Food"
We said in unison as we eat in silence…
Maybe? Komachi is naturally talkative and I'm not. So mostly in the table, Komachi always ask some bizarre questions about my school and Dad's workplace.
Well as long its not offensive specially about me, then its Ok to answer Komachi's question and antics.
"Thank you for the food Komachi, Papa loves it"
Eh? You think that Komachi still calls you 'papa' oh boy you're about to be disapoi-.
"You're Welcome Papa!, And Thanks for the Gifts you sent me"
she says it with a satisfied smile on her face.
WHAT!? You're spoiling Komachi too much DAD! What about ME!? I didn't get anything at all!?
"Oh yeah… I forgot something, Let me get it first"
WAIT!? Don't tell me that Dad actually got me something this time? YES!
It took him like minutes to take the thing he forgot… well I think that its really my gift and Dad is just Forgetful to give it to me.
Hmm? it's a rectangular black box, Maybe a wrist watch? But my delusion went downhill as the box was presented by Komachi…… WHAT THE HELL OLD MAN?!
"Here Komachi… Open it Up" Ah… life is unfair.
I expect it to be some kind of jewelry after all its on a rectangular box. Maybe a necklace, No I am sure that it's a necklace. Why would Dad give something ridiculous to Komachi like its impossi-.
"Wait… A Stun Gun?" Eh? No way… seriously?
"You like it? It's a special type that purely stuns a person when in contact… and its colored pink." THE COLOR DOESN'T MATTER OLD MAN!
"At least I have something to use when BakaNii-chan do something stupid… stupid." Oi! Don't repeat stupid twice.
"I'm glad you liked it… and Yes use it on your Onii-chan, if he does something stupid."
Rude. I know I am not perfect but that's overkill on my part.
"Only use it when you are in danger Komachi. The streets are not safe anymore, so please be careful."
"Yes Papa!" Then he smiles? Wow what a doting father.
"Umm… what about me? Do I get anything at all?"
I never ask my father for anything but it's kind a unfair when Komachi is the only one getting something from them.
"Its in my car Hachi."
Really!? You got me something?!
"Come Hachi and I'll give it to you."
Yes!
When we go out to the garage I see Dad's patrol car parked inside. Dad enter the vehicle and took something out… Wait a second. He pull out some… Gloves? Why? Maybe the item must not have his finger print or something? He didn't even wear it, he just put the gloves on the top of the table.
"These Gloves are your Gift Hachi."
Why Gloves? Why would I use it, Is it when i got into a crime so I can use it to hide my finger prints?
"I know what you're thinking Hachi. Its not just a regular Gloves, they are highly modified Kevlar Gloves."( I just went on google to find this so please don't judge me on this one.)
"Ok… thanks Dad?"
"Let me explain first Hachi before you jump to conclusions. Yes, these are Gloves meant to disarm people with sharp and pointy weapon, it has high resistance against heat and easily worn to fit on your hand. You should know what I am getting at."
I know what he's talking about, but I think its too much. I am not a delinquent that's for sure, as if I got into a fight with people armed with weapons… as if that will happen.
right? Right?
"I understand… Thank you again Dad."
He looked at me and smiles, after I took those Gloves
"I should be thanking you instead for understanding it Hachi."
This Old man is too overprotective.
"You and Komachi must go now or you'll be late."
Ah he's right we should be going then.
"Ah Yes. We'll be going now." I went out to call out Komachi to get prepared to school after all she would be riding my trusty steed.
"Komachi, let's go"
"Ok. Onii-chan!, Bye Papa!"
the old man just smiles satisfied. What a daughter-con.
As we go outside and prepare my bike, a bald man is standing in front of our house.
"Uhmm… can I help you sir?"
he was tall, bald and wears a black lab coat? Oh that reminds me of a certain single teacher that wears the opposite color of the coat. Wait, why would a foreigner like him be standing in our house like that? If this bald man had tan himself while wearing a black eye patch then he's Captain Fur-.
"Im just wondering is this the home of Officer Hikigaya?"
Dad? Why though? Maybe its connected to the current cases that Dad holds. Maybe this bald man is a secret agent of a secret organization or something that will save the worl-.
"Umm… are Ok young man? Looks like your having a daydream there?"
Ah snap. I went out a let my mind drift me away from reality. As if secret agent exist in the first place, they only exist in T.V show, Anime, Manga, and Movies.
"Ah. It is rude not to introduce myself first if I am asking someone some questions."He politely told me.
" I'm Augustus Black. Nice to meet you"
he offers a handshake. Wow this guy is polite, as a polite Japanese I am, i end up introducing myself as well while taking the handshake.
"Hikigaya Hachiman"
"I see… are you perhaps his son?"
"Yes. And what business do have for my father Mr. Black"( I know it's kind a racist but that's name of the character so ignore it for now.)
"Right… I'm a FBI inspector and assign to help and guide Officer Hikigaya about his current case about the smuggling incident, and here is some proof of my character"
he show's me some badge that he belong to the FBI, and told to wait until my father told me to let him enter and he complied to my actions.
"Dad! You have a visitor, A FBI agent wants to talk with you!"
as soon as i told him that, he came in front of our door and look at the bald man while keeping his façade as a tough Police officer.
"Come in"
my Dad told that to Mr. Black and he does.
"Hachi go now or you'll be late again and try not to get hit by a car this time! You have Komachi on the backseat of your bike"
Jeez… so you don't care if I'm alone then? Rude and cold Dad.
"Ok and Bye Dad."
"Bye Papa!"
The bald man is staring at me, looks like his going to say something?
"Be careful the both of you." He says " I know I am not in any position to say this but as a adult and inspector I wish for the safety of you two."
"….Thanks?"
Komachi just looked at me like she confused, even if his a stranger at least thank him for wishing us safety my Dear Imouto.
"Ah… Thanks as well Mister."
Then he smiles.
"One more thing boy."
I know he's talking about me, like I am the only young boy in this place at the moment.
"Yes?"
"Be very careful, criminals roam the streets of Chiba freely now."
He looked at me seriously. I gulped out of fear
" When in doubt just run for your safety. Ok?"
"Thanks for the advice Mr. Black."
Wow, are all foreigners this nice? Well im not sure but I think Mr. Black is a good guy That's for sure.
"God speed Boy"
As I pedaled away from home just to go to hel- I mean school, the fear that I felt there won't budge out my mind
As if something BAD is going to happen. I wish not to be involve to it. I wish
Nothing gonna happen right? Right?