Disclaimer: I don't own Snape or Harry. Go figure.

A/N: Dear Lord, I am so sorry! I just had to do it. My sister and I were chatting, the image popped into our heads, I had Microsoft Word open… what else could I do? Please send me reviews berating me for my lack of a brain or what have you. Oh, I'll add to this over time, with other people, but with less of me talking. Who will be next?…

Snape's Slang

Snape stood, arms crossed, glaring at the black haired boy before him. Slowly Harry's eyes rose to meet those of his coolly incensed potions master. He waited for the barbed words he knew would come at any second. Finally…

"WTF are you doing, Mr. Potter?"

"Um…not paying attention to your class?"

There was a long pause.

"LOL. Detention." Harry stared. "OMG, surprised? LMAO."

A/N: I am so, so sorry if you never think of him the same way again. So sorry…