The curtains of a cart open and a pink unicorn, Dandini, comes dancing out.

"Okay mares and fillies in the front! Stallions behind please! Don't push there's plenty of room! Gather round everypony 'cause here comes the good part!

Once in Filliydelphia, I notice a fire.

Whole city's burning and the flames get higher.

They're yelling, "Save us or we're all going to bake!"

I ate the flames and then I drank the whole lake!

They call me Dandini the Magnificent.

Dost terrifically magnificent.

This unicorn will be there to save the day.

I'll tell ya' D-A-N-DINI! He picks up a 10,000 pound weight. It turns out to be a fake one

"Folks, that 10,000 lb. 10,000 lb!"

Meanwhile, there was a stagecoach holding a certain princess, Princess Twilight Sparkle, and a dark earth pony, Regal Script. Outside of the stagecoach was a clumsy looking guard, Free lancer.

"Go over there at once and put a stop to that annoying unicorn!" Regal Script complained.

"Regal leave him alone! I like him he's funny," Twilight laughed.

"Listen your Highness-," Twilight interrupted him.

"Yes?"

Sighs "As you wish. Leave him be," Regal Script grumbled.

Dandini is showing everypony a weird looking tail he has.

"Now here's a tail of a dragon I got. Now if touched, it can shoot fire out of it. But since it is dead, it is no used now.

One time in Trottingham, this dragon appears.

He's very hungry, had no dinner in years.

Then he grabs me and I'm practically through.

So I summon all of my strength and using the dragon's body weight against him and I

throw him off me.

Then I give one punch to the solar flexes and a jab to the kidneys.

He was deflated because he knew I've come through.

That's why I'm Dandini the Magnificent!

With a ha and a hi-ya and that significant.

That dragon was defeated since that faithful day.

Thanks to D-A-N-DINI!

A grey Pegasus, hops onto Dandini's cart. But coming out of Dandini's cart, was a fake thunderbird, Dandini uses his magic to turn the thunderbird into a little rubber chicken. The ponies continue singing.

Dandini the Magnificent undeniable and significant.

Heaven Harpy who gets in my way.

I guess I'm such a natural or so they say. He walks away and appears with a cannon.

I tell you. D-A-N-DINI! Dandini shoots the harpy kite and gets a direct hit. everypony applaud as he did.

"Aw thank you so much. Oh please you're too kind!"

Twilight claps as well but sighs after that.

"Shows over," She complained.

"Thank goodness," Regal Script looks like he's about to sleep.

But out of nowhere, a very large Griffon, comes out of nowhere and attacks everything in his path. Everypony ducks under Dandini's cart.

Dandini sees the Griffon and shouts at him, "HEY! HEY! HEY! Okay!" He's under the huge Griffon. The Griffon is raining drool all over Dandini.

"Not so fast there big fellow!" He hops onto the Griffon's back. "Oh yeah? Well why don't you try this on for size! Zim zala bim!" he throws a weird looking cloud up the Griffon's nose. The Griffon freaks out. Dandini runs around with a rope as the Griffon starts jumping around.

"Now watch very closely! Here's a loop! Around the corner! And this one is called Roping the bird!" He loops the other side of the rope around the Griffon's other foot. The Griffon falls flat on his face. Twilight is cheering him on as Regal Script is rolling his eyes over and over. Dandini attacks the tied roped up Griffon multiple times. Everypony laughs at this scene. The Griffon looks like he's about to fall down. Dandini teleports to his cart, pulls a lever, and moves his cart over right where Minotaur had fallen. The Griffon gave out his last breath and died. The cart pulled him inside of it. Dandini ran over to the other ponies as they were throwing bits at his cart. Most were in a black hat.

"Thank you very much! Yeah thank you! OW!" a SunStone came out of nowhere and hit him in the stomach.

"Wow!" Dandini commented. The SunStonetone came from Twilight.

Twilight came out of the coach and shouted, "Bravo! Bravo!"

A Pegasus from the crowd said, "Princess Twilight!" Dandini took a bow as the entire crowd bowed to there princess. Regal Script came out and yelled at Twilight.

"Princess Twilight! That stone was given to you by Princess Celestia ! No commoner would ever gain possession of it!"

"Why?"

"Because…" chuckles nervously "That is how it has always been!"

"Well, perhaps it's time for a change."

"Of course. Let's go!" Regal Script ordered.

"Thank you for saving us Dandini the Magnificent!" Twilight shouted to Dandini.

"Oh no problem. It's the least I can do!" Dandini shouted back.

As Twilight shouted goodbye to Dandini, he was starring at the SunStone. "Wow, would you look at the glow that!"

We now go to the throne room of Canterlot castle. Twilight is in the Throne room with two guards next to her. Regal Script is walking back and forth.

"Ah yes, you can't go around giving royal jewels to commoners. Especially street performers. You only encourage them!" Regal Script warned Twilight.

"Well I wanted to," Twilight said as Regal Script grunted. "Regal, don't be that way! Everypony liked Dandini. Did you see the way he moved? And that smile?"

"Nonsense," Regal Script grumbled.

"I thought he was funny," Twilight turns to Free lancer. "Free lancer, what do you think?"

"I thought so! When Dandini was standing right there holding a chicken?" Free lancer laughs with Twilight. "Or when he was-."

"Silence! Yes I know but you and the other Princesses are destined to rule Equestria together. You must know how to give out rules. If not, how will you respect the crown?" While he was talking Twilight was doing the blah-blah sign. "Your Highness, are you listening to me?"

Twilight finally answered. "I'm tired of listening to you Regal Script!" Regal Script was shocked. "If I am going to rule along side my Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, then I will do as I choose. And, it is you who must show respect to the crown."

Regal Script looked like he was about to burst his bubble but calmed down. "My apologies."

He bowed down to Twilight.

We go to a house as we see Dandini counting the money he won from the fight with The Griffon. Little does he know is that the Griffon is not dead as he got out of Dandini's cart.

"One for me. And one for me. One, two, three for me. One, two, three, for me!" The Griffon was walking up towards Dandini. "And one, two, three, four for me. And one-GAAHHH!"

The Griffon scares the hay out Dandini. Dandini falls down on the ground.

"Byron! Why do you do that? I hate it when you do that!"

Byron laughs his beak off.

"Ah that fails to amuse me." Dandini laughs sarcastically. "Oh come on you should know that I got the best of you. Quite possibly one of our best today, you were inspiring. Focus! Exceeding well beyond you talent."

"Thanks a lot," Dandini gives Byron his hat.

"And what pray tell are you doing now?" Byron asked.

"I'm counting the money," Dandini answered.

"Again!? Why must you do that? We always split it as always."

"Oh no, fair is fair," Dandini picks up the SunStone.

"You're not planning on keeping that are you?" Byron asked.

"What are you talking about? She gave it to me!"

"But she's a princess. It's a royal treasure and you should know better," Byron Replies.

Dandini puts on the last bit on one side of the scale. "There we go! Perfectly balance. Here."

"Perfectly balance?" Byron repeated.

"Yup!"

"Both sides are exactly the same?"

"Exactly!"

"GOOD! Then you won't mind if I take this side!" Byron turns the scale that made bits shoot at Dandini as he took the most bits.

"WHOA HOLD ON A SECOND THERE! What happen to, uh, we split it as always?" Dandini asked.

"Will you give the SunStone back to the princess?" Byron asked as he threw the Sunstone at Dandini's head.

"OW! Oh for Celestia's sake she's not going anywhere! Sheesh!"