There were times when the painting in the living room scared him. One minute Albus Severus would be watching something on the telly, only half awake as he threw popcorn kernels up in the air and tried to catch them in his mouth. The next minute he'd be on the ground, popcorn everywhere, bowl over his head, as a gruff voice yelled, "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"
Then his mom would zoom in and start yelling at the portrait for causing such a mess as his dad broke down in laughter. However, despite it all, his parents said they had the highest regard for Mr. Moody. Albus Severus thought all three of them were barking mad.
A/N: The first story in my massive list to pair everyone with everyone. Most of it won't be romance, and most of them will be one shots or drabbles. But I think there will be an exception here or there. :D