Leonardo DiCaprio was cooking dinner for his partner, Kakashi, who was late home from work…again. Dinner was already cold and the once horny Leonardo Dicaprop was now floppy as a Wellington.
Thirty minutes later,, Kakashi waltzed ion. "Hello my lovely spoon!" He greeted warmly. His partner did not look amused.
"YOUR LATE! Again! Ive had to masterbate 5 times!!! Do you know how much that cheafs my skin? It's peeling." His eyes saddend," And I made you your favrioute…spagetti."
Kakashi looked confused. "I didn't realise…I goit you roses?" He said hopefully, producing a boukuey of multi-coulored roses from behind his back. Leo's eyes softened.
"Oh Kakashi, you always know how to bring out my inner animal….Growl." His voice was that of a lions. They were indeed the masters of the jungle…and the bedroom.
"Leonardo you're quite the man," Kakashi gushed, stroking his well practised fingers up the blond mans firm chest. It was like bit the head off one of the roses and ROAWRED. Kakasi tore of his frilly, pink 'kiss the cook apron' and pushed Leonardo down on it smiling.
He hadn't been wearing anything beneath it.
Kakashi placed his mouth over the young's man long shaft. Suddenly his saliva was mixed with a sticky white substance.
"That was quick." Kakashi looked saddened. Leo smiled mischievously.
"That's not cum it's milk, a cow accidently got up there…" He winked ;)
" And produced sticky salty milk?"
" IT was a sailor cow!" Kakashi looked disbelieving until he saw a massive hoof pop out of the front of leonaro DeCaprios penis.
"Wow. I thought Max's penis was the only one that did that…" Kakashi said, remembering the times he and Max had together…fun times.
Leonardo asked, "What can your penis do?"
" It shotes lawyers!" As if too prove this Kakashi's penis strung up and out slid a very bemused juge Judy.
" In that case, I think you Lawreys might like a ride!"
"Go gettum Cowboy" ;)
And the spaghetti was never eaten.