AN: Short drabble of a crack-fic, completely absurd. Also is based on my friend's ideas that I nicked, so I'll give most of the credit to them. ^.^
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE. Or Christian. He's awesome though. :P
Del Rio lies in the corner of the ring, panting and attempting to catch his breath. Christian drags the ladder to the middle of the ring and sets it up once more as Del Rio begins to stir. Christian begins climbing, but Del Rio's climbing to his feet. He stumbles toward Christian and the ladder; the crowd goes up in roars. Del Rio fans wave signs frantically, screaming for him to hurry up. Christian fans scream likewise to him, wanting him to get the damn belt and win the title already.
Christian climbs, but he isn't quick enough. Del Rio pounces forward, taking hold of Christian and dragging him off of the ladder. This is the moment: if one takes the other out, they may have enough time to reach the belt! The crowd is loud and quiet at once, everyone sitting forward in their seats as they wait to see what twist will be thrown into this thickening plot. Suddenly…
…lightening strikes the building. Lights flicker and all the women (and some of the men) in the crowd scream. Almost unnoticed in the erupting pandemonium, a green, slimy, radioactive goo drops down into the ring. The lights become stable once more, the flickering gone, and everyone stares at the ring in trepidation. No one wants to speak, to be the first to say that…
Michael Cole's annoying voice is the first to pipe up. "It's DEELLL-CHRISTIAN!" he shouts.
Indeed, the forms have merged, mutated due to the radioactive goo, and they are now the same person. Christian's ear hangs a bit lopsidedly on the side of Del Rio's face; that's Christian's torso attached to Del Rio's left arm; Del Rio's bulge with Christian's legs…. The new monstrosity turns and scales the ladder, climbing to the top and grabbing the belt.
"And the winner is… Del-Christian!" Booker T shouts—understandably, for once—and the crowd erupts into uncertain but enthusiastic cheers.
Once again, WWE history is made.
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