Naruto Fanfic #9092
Author: RyucihixXx
Title: Haru to Naru (Haru and Naru)
Disclaimer : this is just a fan fic Naruto belongs to its respective copyrighted labels
Chapter 1: BEGINNING
Flashback (To inform the reader: there will be one flashback at the beginning of every chapter so bear with me and please don't get annoyed if you are confused about the character I added please read the footnote.)
It was about 4 in the morning and Naruto, or should I say Lord Hokage was sleeping with his wife Lady Sakura in the Namikaze estate, Two children snuck into their room and jumped up and down on the bed, "Ready Haru?" asked the girl with pink hair "Whenever you are Naru", Said the boy with red hair" together the screamed, "mom, dad wake up, its Christmas!". Shaddup you didn't get any presents remember you two, you said all you wanted was to spend time with us". "Naruto" says Sakura "Merry Christmas Jerk!" yelled Sakura as she mercilessly beat her husband into a pulp while Haru and Naru watched in horror as the strongest ninja in the leaf was getting pummeled by their mother." What the hell is wrong with you ya dolt why would you tell that we didn't really buy them presents it was supposed to be a secret until they got downstairs!" yelled sakura as she continued to punish Naruto. Little did sakura know that naru and haru had snuck downstairs only to find an ass-load of presents along with a cat for haru and a dog for naru. "thanks mom, dad and santa!" they yelled. Sakura, still pummeling Naruto, stops and says "where did they go?" Probably to open their presents," replied Naruto. "But you said that they didn't get any presents like we planned". "I also had a plan with the kids to keep a secret, but now the time has come to tell you our plan," said Naruto with an evil grin on his face. "What is it" said Sakura, "The kids wanted me to tell you that the didn't want presents to throw you off, im sorry that I had to lie to you, the kids wanted me to stalk you while you were out shopping, they knew that you couldn't resist wanting to look at toys for them, so I wrote a list on whatever you said you wanted to buy for the kids, along with what they wanted, a few minutes later I gave the order to the owner who was in on the plan and she had the toys delivered to the Namikaze warehouse, then when you went to bed yesterday I used the thunder god to instantly teleport the presents and the tree into the living room." "You did all that just so I wouldn't have to lug all those presents, I'm sorry Naru-kun, said Sakura "Sakura, I haven't heard you call me that for years", said Naruto "that's because I haven't been more attracted you now since that day." said Sakura. "but lets put that behind us and ambush those kids for stepping on us" Said Sakura
FLASHBACK OVER
"It was about 3 years since that day and I still laugh about it" says Naru as she hugged he brother. Naru had pink hair and red eyes, she had a birthmark in the middle of her forehead in the shape of a fox. Haru, Naru's younger but much more mature twin brother had red hair and interchangeable eyes with slits in them for he had already attained his bloodline limit Oni-me (which means demon eyes)but he never wanted to trun them off so they could return to the emerald eyes from his mother, and and the same birthmark as Naru. They both had whisker lines on their faces just like their father but the same monster strength as their mother. Haru inherited her hotheadedness from their grandmother Kushina, while naru got his perversion and stamina from their grandfather Minato. Both maad a formidable team, even kisame of the akatsuki wouldn't stand the chance against one of them. "True but I will never forget what happened after when I accidentally walked in on mom and dad." Said Haru as he shivered trying not to remember what he saw. "Will you get over that please, geez we were like 10
for the love of god" said Naru "you walk in on them and youll find out what I saw and can't get out of my mind during Christmas time" said haru. "whatever" said Naru as she rolled her eyes. "I know lets go to uncle Sasuke's house today" said Haru, "Yeah uncle Sasu always likes it when we come over, but what about aunt Yuuki1"?" said Naru "Brother Sasuke will help he settle he little problem with me" interrupted Naruto, "but dad, unlce Sasu doesn't like you" said haru. "Of course he does, he's my best friend after all and my brother." "Dad, what do you mean brother?" asked Naru "I guess I didn't tell you, you kids call Sasuke unlce Sasu
because he takes care of you when your mother and I are working right?" asked Naruto. Naru and Haru looked at each other and nodded. "There is another reason that Sasuke lets you call him that instead of all the other kids he takes care of" says Naruto. Sakura wanted to hear why as well but she got caught. "Saku-chan I wan't you to know why too so get over here, trying to sneak around when you know I have super hearing. The reason why is because Aunt Yuuki is my sister" Says Naruto. And then there was a 5 minute moment of silence and the more Naruto waited for a reaction the more afraid he became of his family.
"Sister Yuuki and Brother Sasuke huh," said Sakura "Why didn't you tell me that you and the kids that you had a living blood relative in the village?" Sakura asked "I didn't want anyone to get hurt, sister is crazy, why do you think Sasuke fell in love with her?" said Naruto. "But that means… eww Naruto that's shameless and wrong." Said sakura, "what's so shameless about having a sister," asked Naruto" "you kissed your sister on the lips," said Sakura. " I didn't know at the time who in the world she was, she was raised by a high class family and I had to raise myself, I couldn't help but to kiss her, she was so beautiful, until the third came saying that incest is illegal, I didn't know what he was talking about until he showed me my family records, Father :Minato Namikaze, Mother Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze, Children: Yuuki Uzumaki Namikaze and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I stood there in horror; I was dating my own sister, when I told her why we had to break up, she beat me senseless calling me a disgusting, incest craving, pig," Explained Naruto. "We have to get the cameras in your office Naruto, said Sakura "What, why?" asked Naruto, " do you want your sister to for give you or not!" yelled Sakura …. Naruto teleported to his office and came right back with the camera. The family headed out to Sasuke's estate. Sasuke answered the door and saw his beloved brother and sister-in law along with his favorite niece and nephew. "Hey everyone, come on in" said Sasuke. "Sasuke, we need to talk about Yuuki," said Naruto, "alright then we will talk" replied Sasuke. "Minato, Kushina come on down" said Sasuke a few seconds later Minato who is 11 came downstairs, he had long black hair all the way down to his back and had Yuuki's vermillion2 eyes. Kushina shortly came after; she had green hair and again, vermillion eyes. "Why don't you kids go play outside the adults have something to talk about" said Yuuki. The kids ran outside like they haven't been out for years. "So what is it that was so urgent?" asked Sasuke. It's about Yuuki and Naruto so many years ago" replied Sakura "Did you actually tell her about us pig?" asked Yuuki "Yes she's my wife and I wouldn't lie to her" replied Naruto. "What do you mean us? Yuuki have you been cheating on me with your own brother?" asked Sasuke as he glared at Naruto, "Hold your horses, no! It's not like that at all, honest" exclaimed Naruto "Let me tell the story" said Naruto, "It all started when the Kyuubi attacked the village under the control of Madara Uchiha, My mom and dad sealed the kyuubi into me and they lost their lives, My sister was out with aunt Kirin that day in the sand village, but when they came home, Rock ninja came and kidnapped her because the heard that the hokage had sealed the kyuubi into their child, but they didn't know that there were two children, Shortly the Rock ninja had been killed leaving Yuuki with amnesia to who she was, 3 months of psychological procedures had paid off, her memory was restored, but mom and dad weren't a round anymore, So the Tokugawa, clan took her in as their own. This is the part where I come in, I was about 13 years old while she was 15, but when I first saw her, I was drawn to her by love, we started dating for about four months, Until The third came up to me saying that incest is illegal, me not knowing what it meant at the time went up to the Hokage's office and asked him what he meant. He handed me the folder of my family records and I saw that my last name was Namikaze not Uzumaki but I also found out something that day, Children: Yuuki Uzumaki Namikaze and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I was shocked and frozen with horror, I almost went to second base with my own sister, I had to tell her and then it happened, she mercilessly beat me calling me a disgusting, incest-craving, pig, and that's what broke me. This is why I was reluctant to set you up on a date with Yuuki, Sasuke".
Wait a minute, the reason me and Sasuke started dating wasn't because of you, it was because of a Chunin named Riku" Said Yuuki. "You mean this" Said Naruto as he transformed into a pink haired girl with large breasts and a long black tail wearing a Chunin vest and tight black pants. "Oh my god, Naruto why did you do that?" asked Yuuki, "because I love you and I thought you two would be a perfect couple and I was right" replied Naruto, "I'm sorry Naruto-kun" says Yuuki "It's okay big sister but watch it Saku-chan gets jealous when people call me that" whispered Naruto as the two siblings hugged, Yuuki then kissed Naruto on the cheek and that's when things started to get ugly, Sakura was at Yuuki's throat "DON'T YOU EVER KISS HIM AGAIN, DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH". Naruto slapped Sakura upside her face and she fell to the ground, Naruto crouched down to Sakura "DON'T EVER HIT MY SISTER, I MEAN IT, SHE CAN KISS MY CHEEK EVERY DAY FOR ALL I CARE, IT'S NAMIKAZE TRADITON, OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN" Sakura was frightened by her husband's rage and starts to cry "I'm sorry Saku-chan but you gotta control your anger or it will let mine out, I don't want to keep doing this, we are emotionally linked, remember. Please stop crying I beg you" then Naruto starts crying, and all of a sudden Yuuki, Naru, and Haru, Kushina and Minato start crying. Sasuke dumfounded about the situation says "Good let it all out until you can't keep crying, we all need to be one big happy family".About an hour later, everyone stops crying and start joking and laughing.
They wont be for long
Hey, get out of the story I'm telling Madara you are dead for a reason
Hah you cant even hurt me powerless human
You call this powerless( pulls out machine gun and shoots Madara until he dies) good bye for good ya power crazed sumbitch.
Well I hoped you all liked my chapter, I was writing for longer than I thought and I wrote 3 and a half pages, please comment so I can get better at writing.
1 Yuuki is Naruto's older sister who was taken away from the village, a few days after her so called "body" was found and buried without a proper burial, little did they know it was the kidnapper's body they found and Yuuki returned to the village 3 months later having suffered from amnesia and was treated and to their amazement Yuuki was alive and well but she didn't like her younger brother for some reason a few years later.
2 Vermillion- a shade of red that is a little darker than crimson, often called blood-red