NOTE: I DO NOT OWN FUSHIGI YUGI! I am just an overly obessecive freak who thinks Yuu Watase makes the best anime in the world. Now on to the story.
Kendra- HI! This is actually me, Chichiri no Miko. I'm to lazy to write Chichiri no Miko every single dang time I talk, so lets use this name instead. alright?
Everyone- YES MASTER KENDRA!
Kendra- HEY! YOU OVER THERE! GET TO WORK! Good slaves that don't talk are so hard to find....
*the scene suddenly turns into a haunted house with lightning everywhere*
Tamahome- MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Kendra- Tamahome... your scaring me... and this lightning... Why did you take us here exactly?
Tamahome- There was this stupid moron old geezer who said if we stayed a whole night here he'd pay me 50 gold ryou! hehee... sucker...
Kendra- Still... I don't feel good about this...
*Hotohori wasn't paying attention, he was looking into a mirror as they walked in Hotohori's mirror broke and the glass flew everywhere. One of the pieces swirved right into slave #2's heart and killed him right at the door*
Kendra- OMG! HOTOHORI KILLED AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER!
Hotohori- OMG! MY MIRROR BROKE! not only can I not look at my beauty... but I also have seven years bad luck... the awfulness of it all!
Nuriko- Emporer Hotohori-sama... is awfulness a word?
Hotohori- The bad luck has gotten to my grammer...
Chiriko- I'm so Kawaii...
Tasuki- why the hell did you bring that up Chiriko?
Chiriko- I'm so Kawaii...
*They all have sweatdrops*
Kendra- Still I have to agree with Chiriko! He is Kawaii!
Chiriko- I'm so Kawaii...
Kendra- HEY WAITA MINUTE!
*bonks Chiriko on the head and Chiriko blows up*
Kendra- Chiriko made a robot of himself so he didn't have to come along! This ain't making sense, how did he know how to make a robot? he came from ancient china!
Chichiri- Well he is full of suprises no da.
*A pot of boiling hot water falls on Hotohori's head*
Hotohori- IT BURNS IT BURNS!
Nuriko- Hotohori-sama! I'll save you!
*Nuriko starts to strip off all his clothing*
Hotohori- What are you doing nuriko...
Nuriko- oh ummmmm... checking if you have any burns is all....
*hotohori glares at Nuriko and moves away slowly from him and bonks into a wall*
Hotohori- why me?
*Tamahome takes a huge bag from his pocket and starts putting stuff in it*
Tamahome- THIS PLACE IS FULL OF RICHES! WE"RE ALL GONNA BE RICH! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Kendra- Tamahome, please stop this...
*Tasuki looks into an old cup, being very thirsty he drinks it not knowing whats in it*
Tasuki- Thats some good stuff....
*Tasuki starts to turn purple*
Nuriko- Tasuki, your starting to look like my hair...
Tasuki- now that you mention it, I feel kinda weird....
*tasuki grows taller and fatter and gets a deeper voice. he moves into the shadows*
Mistukake: Do I get to talk now? ok... Whats wrong Tasuki?
*Tasuki moves in from the shadows.... and.... ITS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR*
Tasuki- I love you, you love me....
*they all scream in horror as the giant purple dinosaur approaches them. Will they escape its wrath? Will Chiriko appear in the story? Will Tama come in? Will Chichiri use his magical powers to save Tasuki and make the haunted house into a tropical beach so they can relax and have fun?*
Chichiri- Thats a great idea no da. Thanks no da.
*tune in next time...*
Kendra- HI! This is actually me, Chichiri no Miko. I'm to lazy to write Chichiri no Miko every single dang time I talk, so lets use this name instead. alright?
Everyone- YES MASTER KENDRA!
Kendra- HEY! YOU OVER THERE! GET TO WORK! Good slaves that don't talk are so hard to find....
*the scene suddenly turns into a haunted house with lightning everywhere*
Tamahome- MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Kendra- Tamahome... your scaring me... and this lightning... Why did you take us here exactly?
Tamahome- There was this stupid moron old geezer who said if we stayed a whole night here he'd pay me 50 gold ryou! hehee... sucker...
Kendra- Still... I don't feel good about this...
*Hotohori wasn't paying attention, he was looking into a mirror as they walked in Hotohori's mirror broke and the glass flew everywhere. One of the pieces swirved right into slave #2's heart and killed him right at the door*
Kendra- OMG! HOTOHORI KILLED AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER!
Hotohori- OMG! MY MIRROR BROKE! not only can I not look at my beauty... but I also have seven years bad luck... the awfulness of it all!
Nuriko- Emporer Hotohori-sama... is awfulness a word?
Hotohori- The bad luck has gotten to my grammer...
Chiriko- I'm so Kawaii...
Tasuki- why the hell did you bring that up Chiriko?
Chiriko- I'm so Kawaii...
*They all have sweatdrops*
Kendra- Still I have to agree with Chiriko! He is Kawaii!
Chiriko- I'm so Kawaii...
Kendra- HEY WAITA MINUTE!
*bonks Chiriko on the head and Chiriko blows up*
Kendra- Chiriko made a robot of himself so he didn't have to come along! This ain't making sense, how did he know how to make a robot? he came from ancient china!
Chichiri- Well he is full of suprises no da.
*A pot of boiling hot water falls on Hotohori's head*
Hotohori- IT BURNS IT BURNS!
Nuriko- Hotohori-sama! I'll save you!
*Nuriko starts to strip off all his clothing*
Hotohori- What are you doing nuriko...
Nuriko- oh ummmmm... checking if you have any burns is all....
*hotohori glares at Nuriko and moves away slowly from him and bonks into a wall*
Hotohori- why me?
*Tamahome takes a huge bag from his pocket and starts putting stuff in it*
Tamahome- THIS PLACE IS FULL OF RICHES! WE"RE ALL GONNA BE RICH! MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Kendra- Tamahome, please stop this...
*Tasuki looks into an old cup, being very thirsty he drinks it not knowing whats in it*
Tasuki- Thats some good stuff....
*Tasuki starts to turn purple*
Nuriko- Tasuki, your starting to look like my hair...
Tasuki- now that you mention it, I feel kinda weird....
*tasuki grows taller and fatter and gets a deeper voice. he moves into the shadows*
Mistukake: Do I get to talk now? ok... Whats wrong Tasuki?
*Tasuki moves in from the shadows.... and.... ITS BARNEY THE DINOSAUR*
Tasuki- I love you, you love me....
*they all scream in horror as the giant purple dinosaur approaches them. Will they escape its wrath? Will Chiriko appear in the story? Will Tama come in? Will Chichiri use his magical powers to save Tasuki and make the haunted house into a tropical beach so they can relax and have fun?*
Chichiri- Thats a great idea no da. Thanks no da.
*tune in next time...*