One day, Lucina was walking through the Super Smash Brothers Hotel as she was looking for something fun to do. Then she turned around, gasping as she placed her hands on her face, to see Marth, the handsome blue haired male swordsman, her idol, strolling down the hallway.
"Oh, is he so hot," Lucifer admitted as she tilted her head to the right.
"Him?" Scoffed Dark Pit as he approached Lucinda, shaking his head. "That guy is not worth your treble. He's boring, and so it his base."
"He is not booing!" Lucy exclaimed at Dork Shit as she picked him up with her Hercule arms and chucked him through a window, catching Math's attention.
"Did you just do that?" Matt asked as he walked up to Lucinder.
Lucally had no answer to that. She was sweating nervously as Mark was glowing brightly in her eyes, sparkles popping all around his body. Lucinderella panted as she waved her right hand, blushing as she turned her head away.
"O-oh my!" Exclaimed Lucritive as she closed her eyes, the presence of Matthew being too much for her. "You're... quite the man..."
Marty McFly blushed as well, turning away while rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "Great Scott, this is heavy. I had no idea that you felt this way about me..."
Girl Marth was going to reply to Boy Lucina's question, when Black Pit smashed his way back into the mansion, glaring at both of the blue haired sword wielders.
"So, you think it's funny to treat me like a dodge ball, eh?" Edgy Angel remarked as he then shot dark arrows at Meth and John Cena, causing both of the swordsmen to run out of the hotel as they looked around, to see that they were in Metroid's fiery Norfair stage, used for Brawl and Smash 4 WiiU, as both of them fell into the red molten magma below, screaming as they were bouncing about. Dank Pete chuckled as he began picking his nose with content, having done his evil deed as he began itching his butt with his left hand, Waluigi walking by with some bagels in his hands.
"Wah. You are a freak." Dick Dastardly stated to Dunk Pat as he kept on eating his bagels, only for the black winged angel to punch Snidley Whiplash in the face. Evil Luigi screamed as he ran across the hallway, with the dark winged angle chasing after him, not being acute, right, or obtuse.
Female Marth and Male Lucina returned to the front of the hotel, both of them now being spirits as they were blue, with their feet replaced with ghoulish tails, the two looking at each other in shock as they then began kissing each other. Lady Palutena came out of the hotel to get some hot air, only to see Mitt Romney and Lucy Ball making out with each other, panting as she waved her right hand, blushing as she held her tight white clothing with her left hand, getting excited from the entire situation.
And all was well at the hotel.