Class Act

Class Act

N 2 R (note to readers): I'm sorry; I'm sorry, I-I just do not know why I wrote this.

(Bell rings, young Kindergartners take their seats.)

Teacher: As you know after lunch is free time. Don't try to trick me, I have a note from your teacher. You have a choice learning, teaching, or story time.

Class: Uh…

Teacher: Story time it is. So here's the story. There once was a guy named Dou. He piloted a Mecha.

(Kid raises his hand)

Teacher: Yes. Jimmy?

Jimmy: Teacher what are Mecha's?

Teacher: Mecha's are birds that died 3 million years ago but scientist made it so that andriods could fly them too.

(Lowers hand)

Teacher: As I was saying. Dou liked this boy named Heero, but Heero didn't know it, so one night…

(Jimmy raises hand)

Teacher: what is it Jimmy?

Jimmy: Teacher, Mommy and daddy say that boys don't like each other, they can only be friends.

Teacher: Jimmy, your Mommy and Daddy are idiots. They come from the planet Ie, not to be confused Russia.

Jimmy: Boys can kiss each other too?

Teacher: Only if your name is Quatre.

Jimmy: who?

Teacher: Your sister. Anyway, Dou and Heero were talking and all of a sudden Heero kissed Dou. Dou was really a girl but Heero didn't know so…

Jimmy: I thought you said Dou was a boy?

Teacher: No, I said that Dou was the pilot of a Mecha.

Jimmy: Does that mean he flies a bird?

Teacher: No, but he can flip one.

Jimmy: What?

Teacher: Your father told me. So anyway! Dou kissed Heero and Dou didn't know Heero was a girl. So he just kept kissing him anyway. Three months later Dou had a baby and named it Shqa Le. The End.

Jimmy: Teacher I thought only mommies had babies?

Teacher: They do Heero had a baby so now Dou is a mommy. Class dismissed.

Student: Ms. Madame, its 11:45.

Teacher: It's a half-day, go home. If your parents have a problem, just come back to the school and stand where my car used to be parked.