I came back from Kellie's to find the house empty.Mom must have gone shopping or something,I thought,as I dropped my bag on the floor and went to look for something to eat.I opened the fridge and there was nothing in it.Oh wait,Im wrong.There was stale cheese in there.Yummy.
Went to the sitting room and as I was about to turn on the tv the phone rang.It was Kellie.
-Mhm?
-Hey Charlie,youre not gonna believe this.I just got the tickets to see Paramore live,on May 28th!
-Oh my god no wayy!Thats brilliant!
-I know!And we can stay at my dad's place,he said he wont mind.
-Oh my goddd,this is gonna be SO ace.
-Yeah and- then I heard a something crash and giggling in the backgroung.
-Oh crap I better go,Megans probably trying to play blind man's bluff with Batman.
-Kay,see ya!
Megan's Kellie little sister.Shes only 4 but that kid's seriously weird,I tell you.Batman's Kellie dog,but more like a personal slave to Megan.I dont even know how she gets him to bring her everything she wants.Like,one day,I went over to Kellie's only to find Megan in the kitchen making a 'cake' out of sand,dirt,water and flour.She looked up at me and went 'Shawlyy vis is my CAKE.I'm gonna call it Cawtehpillah.' I just made a face,and said 'Err,thats lovely Megan.I gotta go now'.Kellie,ofcourse was on the phone as usual.She probably wastes 200 pounds on her credit each week.
I heard the door opening,and looked at who just came in.Mum.With about 15 shopping bags and Ben clinging to her leg going 'I WANT A CORNDOG.NOW!'.Mum tried to pull him away by saying 'Ben,love,I will get you a corndog as soon as you let go of my leg'.But he just screamed and insisted on having a corndog right this minute.Hahahahahah,take that,evil mother!HAH.
Ben is my little physco brother,whos 5.Hes scared of floors.His latest obsession is that the mild blue bath mat is a disguised Martian that will abduct him if he is left alone in the loo.He also has a teddy named Buhjoo.I mean what kindof a name is Buhjoo for a teddy?Buhjoo is something you would call an ape,not a teddy.
-Mom,I need 30 pound.
She looked up at me,and gee,did she look a state.
-What for?
-Errrr...a school charity...thingee.
-30 pounds for a charity.-She repeated calmy and stared at me.
-Yeah.
She took out her purse,was about to take out the money,but hesitated.
-Its for the poor starving children in Africa.Dont be so selfish.
She handed me the money,I got my iPod and dashed out the door before she said anything else.
So I headed downtown,for le make-up shopping.It is trés important for me to have enough make up or else I look ugly.
When I got to Boots,I headed for the make-up section.Now lets see...I only need new lipgloss,blush,mascara,eyeliner,lipstick,powder and ooh,maybe some new nailpolish.Thats not much is it?
I paid for my things,and went to look around the shops more.I still had 10 pounds left,so I decided to get some ice cream.Ben&Jerry's.Yummy.
There wasnt anything much left to do so I decided to go to Dan's house.He's my other best friend.In love with his skateboard.Well,not literally,but you get what I mean.
Hes barely ever at home,really.Always out skating with his friends.Now see,this is what happens to guys,when their dad wants them to become a lawyer and they ignore him.
Surprisingly,he was at home.He opened the door,took one look at me and said
-Been shopping?
-Mhmm.Look what I got youu! I took out the lipgloss and waved it at him.
-Perfect shade for you.
He rolled his eyes and walked towards the computer.I stepped inside the house after him,left my bags on the table and went over to the computer.I looked over his shoulder .He was chatting on msn to some girl whos screen name was 'BeckyBreakdown'.I wrinkled my nose at the name.
-Talking to another one of those scene fags?
-Shut up,youre the one whos a scene fag.She's fit.
-Mm,typical scene.Big hair,ton of make up,loadsof extensions.
-Whatever.
I laughed at him.He's got 1489 contacts on his list,2 or 3 of which he added.My phone started ringing in my bag and I went over to answer it.Kellie again.
-Kellieeeee.What?
-Come over this instant.Ive got great news.
-Be there in one minute.
I threw my phone back in my bag,said a quick bye to Dan and started making my way over to Kellie's house.
