Hades777: This is my first fanfic ever and I hope it doesn't suck too much.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the Disney corporation, this is a nonprofit story.
Emanating from the plus office of Mickey Mouse, the icon of millions around the world, was a blood-curdling scream. Upon hearing her boyfriend's scream she rushed to his office only to find the door locked.
"Mickey." , she asked hearing no response.
"Mickey Mouse open this door right now." she demanded. When there was no response she took out a key to the office, and opened to the sight of Mickey tying his tie to a dangling light fixture.
"Mickey Mouse what in heaven's name are you doing!" Minnie shouted in terror.
Mickey turns to her with a wild look and says, " I can't do it again, I can't suffer through any more I'd rather die!"
Mickey then jumped only to have his fall cut short by Minnie supporting him with her shoulders.
"Mickey I don't know what's going on, but I AM NOT LETTING YOU KILL YOURSELF. What would Walt think if he saw doing this?" Minnie groaned as she supported the heavy male mouse. Eventually she couldn't hold him up anymore, but luckily the light broke under the mouse's weight.
Mickey looked down with annoyance and said, "Cheap piece of crap, damn cheapskates."
After composing herself Minnie stood up, turned to Mickey with a mix of concern and annoyance shouted, " I want a explanation mister, why on earth are you trying to kill yourself."
Pitifully Mickey pointed to his large desk where upon the luxurious mahogany desk lay a script entitled, "High School Musical 4." Minnie's eyes opened wide with sudden realization then turned to Mickey and said, "Mickey darling I know these movies are worse than horse shit, but they do bring the company money."
"I DON'T CARE, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS TWEENAGE, TWILIGHT, HANNAH MONTANA, JONAS BROTHERS BULLSHIT!" Mickey shouted with a crazed look.
Mickey spied an open window so he quickly ran to it and jumped. He waited for sweet oblivion, but he was interrupted by a sudden stop in midair. Wildly he looked around and saw that Spider-Man had caught him with one of his webs.
"Come on Mickey don't do this. I mean I know those movies are torture, but don't forget you still got me and the rest of the Marvel universe to make movies about." Spider-Man pleaded to the distressed mouse.
"He's right Mickey!" Donald Duck shouted from the window next to Minnie and Goofy.
"Think about all the kids who adore you and looked up to who, and who would replace you as the icon of…Disney, (Images of Donald in Mickey's place start dancing in his head) on second let him fall Spidey."
"DONALD!", Minnie and Goofy shout.
"I don't care!", Mickey shouts as he takes off one his ears and throws it like a shuriken(throwing star) in order to cut the web, as he falls Spider-Man wonders, "Since when can he do that?"
Mickey's suicide is again foiled this time by Minnie, Goofy, Daisy, a beat-up Donald, and Oswald holding a trampoline.
"Why won't you let me die! I put up with Hannah Montana, Selena Gomez, and the first three High School Musicals, but this is where I draw the line, I going to kill myself if it's the last thing I do!"
Oswald steps up and seizes his little brother and then thoroughly slaps him.
"You listen to me you spoiled brat, you're MICKEY "FUCKING" MOUSE you fought Heartless, Organization XIII, Nazis, the Phantom Blot, and survived that money grubbing bastard, Eisner, YOU CAN SURVIVE ONE MORE LAME TEEN MUSICAL." Oswald says firmly.
With wide eyes a sudden calm comes over Mickey and finally he says, "You're right, you're all right, I can handle anything these bastards can throw at me, thanks."
Mickey stands up apologetically kisses Minnie and every one goes back inside, but in Mickey's head he begins thinking of ways that he could arrange a few "accidents" on the set of the new HMS movie.