He's Just Not That Into You

Summary-

Its Junior Year and Blair and Nate just broke up

and Chuck and Blair never had Victrola and the limo

Chuck is best friends with Blair

and helps her with her love life

Loosley based on the couple Alex and Gigi ( from the movie)

also based off the song You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

and

The movie Some Kind of Wonderful

Please Review

Very AU

XOXO

Natalie

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P.S - look out for the little refrences from the He's Just Not that Into You and the song You Belong With Me

It was a typical Tuesday night in the Waldorf household
Eleanor was out
Dorota was off cleaning
And Blair was being tutored by Chuck Bass… yes Chuck Bass

It was Junior Year
Nate and Blair just broke up
And have no plans in hell of getting back together
Chuck eventually had to choose a side
Nate or Blair
He took the wise decision of having Blair as a friend

It has been 2 months
Since the breakup
And Blair hasn't been on a date since
Her love counselor Mr. Bass (aka Chuck) and her spend every Tuesday
Working on her love life
The ironic part is that Chuck isn't really a relationship guy
But for some reason he is counseling his best friend on dating

"Sorry B… he's just not that into you!"
Chuck said while sitting down on the chair across from her bed

"But he used a pick-up line…"
She said

"B.. face it guys who use pick-up lines are either drunk… dared.. or just not interested.. its very rare.. for a guy to ask a girl he likes out with a stupid pick-up line. B.. you can do much better than Jon Stevens!"

"But he's a senior!"

"A senior that's is not into you!"

Blair pouted
Chuck walked over to the radio and turned it on
With Me by Sum 41 came on

"I love this song… but I remember Nate hated it! Hey speaking of Nate… Chuck have you talked to him recently?"
Blair said while turning the volume up

"This is a good song.. but no Nathanial and I haven't spoken… Blair please don't say you still love him."

"Eww no I don't love him… I was just wondering… ok so back to me…"

"You're so conceited Waldorf.."
Chuck said while interrupting her

"Shut it bass.. you are here for me.. so you have to listen to me!"
She said with a smile

"Ok.. your majesty!"
Chuck returned with a smirk

"Good… so S and I are going to the Palace Bar later…. What should I wear?"
She said while holding up 2 dresses

"Blair I am not your fashion consultant but wear the black one.. if you wore that and was hitting on me… I would be wanting you all night long…"

"Eww Chuck stop being such a pervert… and good choice!"
She said while placing the black dress on her bed

"I know you would enjoy that!"
He said with his signature smirk

"So Bass.. who is your conquest tonight? Random hooker or are you going to mix it up?"
Blair asked

"Very funny tonight actually I am going to a Knicks game with my dad."

"Aww father son bonding… how cute!"
She said with some sarcasm

"Oh so-rry Waldorf that I' m not bff's with my dad!"

"Oh Chuck your just jealous.. that my dad loves me.."

Chuck became frustrated
She doesn't know anything about him and his dad's relationship
She knew that his relationship with his dad was a very touch subject

"Well Fuck you Blair!"
He said while grabbing his coat
And heading out the door

"Wait Chuck.. I am sorry.. I didn't mean it!"
She said while calling down the hallway

He turned around
And saw her truly sorry gorgeous face
She swayed him to come back

He walked back close to her

"Its fine…"
He said while heading back into the room

"Ok good…so what shoes?"
She said while holding 2 pairs of stilettos

"Ok now I'm leaving!"
He said while heading back out the door

"Ok fine.. I don't need your help! Bye Chuck!"

"Bye Blair.. anyway wear the black one's.. much classier!"
He said while smiling at her

Blair smiled back
And waved

Chuck headed downstairs
And into the elevator
And thought to himself

"I can never tell her …. even though I'm dying inside."

So do you want to know the real reason why Chuck is helping Blair to find a boyfriend?
Even though he loves her
Its all a big thought out plan he made up
Give Blair wrong information
So Blair thinks no guy is into her
So she comes crawling back to Chuck
Sounds great right…..

Blair walked back into her room
She enjoyed Chuck's friendship
He was always there and being so sweet
He was really her best friend
He was her partner in crime and her backbone
She valued everything they had in their friendship
She liked having a guy friend… without the drama of having a boyfriend

She looked at her window
And watched Chuck head into his limo
He looked up and gave her a smile and a wave
She smiled back
And watched him leave

She took her dress and shoes and put them back into her closet
She took her flats off
And pulled on some pajamas
And popped in Some Kind of Wonderful
She loved the rat pack movies
She walked down stairs
And got some popcorn
She headed back up
And crashed on her bed

10 minutes into the movie
She texted him

B- hey bass how's father son bonding?
C- it's the same as it always is.. canceled… how's the bar.. I'm planning on heading down there
B- well don't go.. I'm not there … I felt like staying in
C- sounds very un Blair like but I'll take it. What are you doing then?
B- watching Some Kind of Wonderful
C- I've never seen it. What is it about?
B- Well maybe you can come over and see yourself?
C- Is that a invitation to come over to your house…. ;)
B- Eww Chuck not that.. its just two friends watching a movie and nothing else!
C- Ok I will be over in 10
B- See you then

Chuck put his phone away
And grabbed his coat
Only one thought ran through his head
"Two Friends and nothing else"
Only friends
This upset him
But he couldn't show his true colors
He composed himself
And headed toward Blair's house

5 minutes later
"Knock Knock B!"
He said while walking in

"Hey! Its only a little into the movie"
She said

"Give me the low down"
He said while taking his shoes off
And lying down next to Blair on the bed

"Ok so.. there are two best friends who are a girl and a guy and the guy gets a girlfriend and his best friend then notices that she has loved him all along and she is trying to break them up!"

Chuck's eyes widen
Boy and girl best friends
One in secretly in love with the other
But the other is busy with other people
Hits very close to home

"Sounds interesting!"
He said with a fake smile

"Yea"
She said while munching on her popcorn
And staring at the screen

"Give me some!"
He said while holding out his hand

"Ok but you need to move over more.. I'm on the edge! Scoot Over!"
She said while pushing him over

"Ok princess!"
He said while moving over
And grabbing a ton of popcorn

"Thanks fatty!"
She said with a smile
And he smiled back

She looked back the screen
But he kept looking at her

He Was Just That Into Her