Author's Note: this is my first post on Fanfic so please be kind…also, when I say "Ask the Wammy Boys", I mean NO LIGHT [sorry light fan girls, he ain't a Wammy 'n I hate him] You can also ask former Wammys and nobody's dead in this fic so no tears, kay?
WARNING: may contain violence, cursing, and suggestively aimed personal questions
Alice: Aaaand the bachelors are: Near, Matt ,Mello ,L ,B.B., and A.
A: you resurrected me just for this?
B.B.: Nice to see you again, Al…
L: if Alice has control over death, then….*points to Alice* KIRA!
Alice: no Lawliet, get yer shit straight- Yagami Light is KIRA!
Matt: please don't overwhelm us with stupid questions or be redundant, I'm pretty sure nobody here enjoys re-iterating the replies to inquiries…
Mello: WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL'S MY GODDAMN CHOCOLATE? I WAS PROMISED A WONKA BAR!
Alice: shut the fuck up! Here's yer shitty Wonka Bar -.-
Near: please review and ask questions, we are waiting with anticipation