More Twilight Stories.......from me
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B(bella's)POV:
Today was Sunday, That means no school, no work, no nothing. Nothing to do at home, at the Cullens' house or at La Push meaning Jacob was here. Of course it was rare but there was absolutely NOTHING to do. We all sat on the huge couch that went around the room and watched some show on some channel...well not anymore. Emmet grabbed the remote and started channel surfing. He went slow so my eyes could catch what was on: Spongebob, what not to wear, Phineas and Ferb, X-men, Good Times, Imitation of life, Shawn of the dead. nothing was on. "Wild n Out!" Emmet yelled.
Emmet, Alice, and I all jumped to sit up on the monster couch as the channel loaded. Damn a commercial. We sat back and groaned impatiently. What were we gonna do now....I got it.
N(nobody's)POV:
Out of nowhere Bella stood and started clapping and stomping back and forth. Everyone looked at her but no one had a clue what was going on until she started singing. "At the family reunion, who we introducin'' who we introducin'?"
Everyone joined in the clapping. Bella made her way over to Carlisle while never stopping the claps and stomps. "This is ma cousin. His name is Big Head Fred. He forty years old and still pee in the bed."
Everyone except Carlisle broke into a fit of giggles and joined in for the chorus. "At the family reunion, who we introducin'' who we introducin'?"
Bella stomped and clapped over to Jacob and began here rhyme. "This is ma cousin, and her don't even know, you can tell from his shirt that he's on the down-low."
Jacob didn't laugh but everyone else did as he glanced at the flimsy shirt with a wolf on the front he was wearing. "At the family reunion, who we introducin'' who we introducin'?"
Bella clapped over and stood behind Jasper's seat. "This is ma brother. He's just hangin' around. He didn't get none of my good looks but he got ma hammy-downs."
Everyone but Jasper cracked up as she tugged on the old ratty sweater he had on that reminded her of the sweaters from her wardrobe. "At the family reunion, who we introducin'' who we introducin'?"
Bella clapped and stomped her way back to her seat in between a snickering Emmet and a chuckling Edward. She smirked. "This is ma cousin," she said pointing to Edward, "and this is his friend Ben," she pointed to Emmet, "He likes animal porn (Edward) and he likes Japanese man (Emmet)!" Everyone cracked up as Emmet's face scrunched up and Edward's mouth dropped real fast. The other people in the room pointed and laughed at the two males.
"At the family reunion, who we introducin'' who we introducin'?" Of course Emmet was mad that her had been one-up'd by an eighteen year old girl but Wild n Out was back on. He turned up the volume as DJ D-Wreck announced the name of the game: the Family reunion.
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fun, short, quick.....i though it was cute...and funny