Hello, Baka to Test/TWOGK fans, and welcome to The World Only Summons Know.

Disclaimer: I own neither Baka to Test nor The World Only God Knows. No copyright infringement intended.

Enjoy!

Chapter One: Deities, Tests, and Summoned Beings

"Let's go home. I'll buy games, play them, and then pass out," said Keima Katsuragi, already stuck in his own little world. The World Only He Knows. Wow, that was a little too early to say the title of the story. Anyway, something seemed to be a little... off and it seemed that the Capturing Deity, stuck in his little reverie, didn't notice. Luckily for him, Elsie, his usually useless devil partner, shook him and said, "Kami Nii-Sama, doesn't anything seem a little... weird. This doesn't look like your neighborhood."

"Shush Elsie, I'm dreaming about Yokky- wait, now that you mention it..." Keima looked around. Just as Elsie said, this didn't look like Maijima City, and in front of him wasn't his gaming plac- school. Keima looked closely at the nearby sign.

"Fumi...zuki Academy?" pondered Keima. He then recalled something about the goddesses sending him to the past. But he had never set foot in "Fumizuki Academy" before. "It seems that the goddesses messed up."

Before Keima could get sucked into his game, the orb the Goddesses gave them started to glow, just as a school bell rang, warning the students to get back to class. Keima sighed. Even in a parallel world, he still has to get through school. Dragging Elsie, who had just seen a firetruck, they entered the premises.

"Ohayou gozaimasu, Aki!" said Minami Shimada, as peppy as always. Ignoring her, Keima kept on walking. Mistake number one. She then kicked the PFP out of his hand, wrestled him to the ground, and put him in an arm bar.

"Why are you giving me a cold shoulder?" said Minami, putting more strain on his arm. Giving no attention to his poor right arm, he made a mental note. Apparently, he's known as "Aki" in this world. Damn reality. He swiftly pulled out a back-up PFP from his sleeves and continued playing. Seeing that he was still ignoring her, Minami pulled even harder, the sounds of cracking filling the air. Elsie looked at Minami, ready to hit her with her broom, when Keima looked into her eyes.

"Get more information," whispered Keima. Then a permanent snap was heard, his arm bent in an improper position. Wincing, he said, "Now if you're done breaking my arm, get out of the way."

"Right away, Kami Nii-sama!" said Elsie, flying outside. Only, she didn't know where she could get data. Ugh, the world only a li'l devil knows...

"What do you mean 'How did I get the answer right?' I merely used context clues to find out the meaning of the word," explained Keima to Mr. Mukai, the Traditional Japanese teacher, not even looking up from the handheld. "Can I get back to my game now?"

Murmurs were heard throughout the pigsty- classroom. Keima heard a lot of "Smart Baka?!" 's. He then deduced that Akihisa Yoshii is normally an idiotic fellow, and that getting a relatively simple answer wrong was the norm.

The teacher, tugging at his collar, said, "Y-Yoshii do you need to go to the infirmary?"

"Now that you mention it, yes," said the Capturing God. "It's probably the pain of a broken arm that's getting to me. I will now take my leave." He stood up from the coffee table and walked outside, where Elsie stood, invisible thanks to her Celestial Robe.

"Kami-Nii sama," whispered Elsie, reading off from a list, "we're at Fumizuki Academy, which adopted a unique system." The devil then gave Keima the details. Keima's mind got more and more baffled as the info kept on getting stranger. It was like merging His World and Reality together. Let's just say that the God of Conquests wan't happy with that. He believed that the two aspects should stay separate, like oil to water. They could clash together, but they would separate inevitably. Then she said that she couldn't contact Hell here.

"Okay, so we can deduce that there are numerous Loose Souls in the city, due to the lack of devils to capture them. We can then assume that we were sent here to stop the Weiss from arising in this parallel universe," stated Keima, walking out of the infirmary, the broken bones magically healed for some reason. Then he heard the bell ring. He assumes that it's lunchtime, and continues playing.

"So what will you do, Kami-Nii sama?" asked Elsie. Keima almost facepalmed. She basically dumped all the responsibility on him, as always. Then he heard the sound of rushed footsteps, followed by his supposed friend, "Yuuiji Sakamoto", and his supposed fiance, "Shouko Kirishima". Thankfully, Elsie gave him that much info.

"Yuuiji, eat my bento," said Shouko, chasing after him. She then slowly cornered him. She pulled out a black object. Which sparked. Keima, after the Kanon fiasco, was traumatized by the tasers, and almost developed a phobia for them.

"N-No way!" yelled the red-head, ducking past her guard and running like his life depended. Which it probably did. Then, he grabbed Keima by the neck and cried, "Akihisa Barrier!"

Taking the horse by the reins, since he knew that he would be killed for interfering with the yandere, Keima called out to a nearby teacher. "Fukanoshi-sensei, I challenge Shouko Kirishima to a summoning battle in Math!"

"I don't know why, but I approve!" declares the teacher, smirking. She was probably thinking that Keima was going to get his butt handed to him. Then, a weird technological aura surrounded everything in a twenty meter radius.

"Nothing will get in the way," said Shouko. "Summon!" A Chibi Samurai appeared in front of Keima's adversary. He was starting to reconsider his actions. All the pain that his Summon would get, he would have to suffer through it too. Still, it was the only choice, since women with tasers will generally not listen to reason. On the othr hand, his last math test was pretty-

"Summon!" exclaimed Keima. Then, out of the summoning circle, came a... Chibi Mecha, with a chibi-Keima inside. Apparently, it surprised everyone around, seeing a Summon this powered up, or maybe, it was too different from "Akihisa's" Summon.

Keima Katsuragi/Akihisa Yoshii VS Shouko Kirishima

500 VS 450

Everyone was shocked. Akihisa, the Lord of Stupidity, was more powerful than the Valedictorian of the class?! Keima smirked. It was time to show them the true power of God.

"Feel God's wrath!" exclaimed Keima, his Mecha slashing through the samurai. Shouko's points then got knocked down to zero.

God of Conquests-1

Reality-0

"T-The battle's over! Victory to... Akihisa Yoshii." The boundary field dropped, and a buff man that appeared in homeroom came in.

"All those who have been KIA must receive remedial classes!" yelled "Ironman", dashing onto the scene. Then, he picked up Shouko and left, Shouko giving Keima a cold glare.

Yuuiji patted Keima's shoulder. "Akihisa, you did a good job." He then left, still perplexed by the events. The adrenaline was, at the least, was amazing. Who knew that school was this fun, who knew that-

"Kami Nii-sama!" said Elsie, reminding him of the World he has to return to.

"Yes, Elsie?"

"There's a loose soul in that girl!"

Well, that's that. Will Shouko ever be freed from the loose soul inside her? Will Keima and Elsie ever return to their world? Will everyone in this school fall for the Capturing God's spell? There's only one way to find out. Beat the answer out of the author- I mean, wait ever so patiently for the next chapter of The World Only the Summons Know!