A/N: Hi, I'm Larxene II, and this is my second AF fic! Whee, I can't believe I'm writing 4 fics at once! Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! -gets beaten up because she doesn't update that often since she is writing 8-9 fics, including fanfics and general fiction- Sorry, I just can't stick to one thing at a time; I will eventually get bored...
This is a string of drabbles, and they're basically about "misunderstandings" most people get when reading something. You know the sorta thing, when you thought something naughty was going on but it actually isn't... So what if other people are doing it! I've never seen an AF one! And besides, they're fun...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Not even the idea. Bleh, that was one sucky disclaimer...
"Finally," Root said under his breath, "I have you in my hands now." All the response he got was a whimper, and a tiny cry of dislike.
"Oh, don't be like that," he purred, "it'll be fun." His captive started to shiver at the tone of his voice, his unusually lusty voice.
"That's it," his captive thought, "I'm running away."
The talking, thinking cigarette with legs then jumped away from Root's hands, sending him into a huge sobbing fit.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he cried in a ridiculously long time. 128376481723648932746187346981274691843284176923874692 hours, to be exact, "I had to beat the crap out of Foaly to make him make you for me! Come back, my true love!"
LOL.
A/N: So how was that? Totally random, I guess. Please review and tell me what you thought it was before you read the ending in it. I'm interested in what people think. Please also tell me if it should be rated T for the...Misunderstandings (Whee! I love long words like that). But I don't think it should be, it's not dirty or anything... Just tell me anyway. And I should be making these reasonably quickly, because they're quick, it only took me about 3-5 minutes to type it up, but it shouldn't be that quick since it's hard to think of the misunderstandings. But this is actually easier than 13 Ways to Kill, believe it or not.
xxxLarxene II