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Ok dis is on a MAJOR rush at 4 in da morning if its not understandable call my lawyer he's trained 2 handle my shit.
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Harry is sitting at his computer (which he smuggled in) in his dorm chatting along happily to some muggle children when it boots him off. "Crap. Now I see why 'AOL is #1.'" sarcasm is majorly present in his voice. When he finally gets logged back on and has just got in an in-depth conversation on the stock market with a highly intelligent 14 year old girl named Rachel (if you know who I'm taking about, I know that's so not true but work with me here), when his wonderful oh so intelligent, and loving computer freezes. As Harry sits at computer desk trying every spell he knows to get his computer working again cussing like a sailor, Ron and his new GIRLFRIEND Cho Chang walk into the room. Cho jumps startled at Harry's rough appearance as he franticly try's to fix his computer and the cruel language he is using in her presents. But after the initial shock wears off she goes on with making out with Ron in Neville's bed. When Harry finally gets his computer up and running again he decides to write a little "friendly" letter to AOL. "Damn mutter fuckers think they gonna get away with that eh? Well they just don't know who they are messing with." At this time Ron and Cho decide to take a breath of air. (FINALLY) "Oh hello you guys didn't realize you were there. Hey how long HAVE you been there?" Cho looks to Harry realizing now that what she felt before wasn't a discussed shock, it was a deeply in love passionate shock. Ron turns his attention to the computer now realizing what he felt when they had first returned to school from vacation wasn't gladness from missing Harry but great joy that he had brought a computer and now he realized that he had fallen in love, with the MONITOR. Harry though hadn't realized the looks of lust on either of their faces or heard the simple answer from Ron, "Long enough," because he was in his own love triangle (ok not HIS LOVE triangle more like the AOL TRIANGLE but hey technicalities can be worked out latter). He was torn between his love, no his PASSION for this letter to AOL and his secret affection for his best friend, Ron, and of course the ever so long loved Cho. After he had finished his letter he printed it off and then e-mail it to AOL. He turned to face his friends, his green eyes glowing with delight. "Here listen to this letter I think it'll get there attention, 'Hello friends! I have written to inform you of some difficulties with your program and hope that you can have these fixed. You see I'm a VERY IMPORTANT customer and if my demands aren't meet then I will be forced to take matters into my own hands. My computer if often fucked with by your services and if it doesn't stop IMMEDIATELY I shall have to send Peeves to visit you. No worry he's just the school poltergeist he can't do MUCH to you. I must inform you though he often likes to block your passage, drop things on you, and I mean LARGE things, miss place you belongings, get you in trouble and all out annoy you. If it isn't fixed after I send Peeves I refuse to send the Bloody Baron to take control of him. But I will send you Flitch and Mrs. Norris. He's a caretaker and a VERY good one at that. Peeves and Mrs. Norris will work together to get you in trouble and possibly fired. Flitch will have you in detention washing the hallways if there is any extra dirt or if you are in a restricted area. I suggest you meet my demands and don't make me have to go as far as I have stated that I WILL go. Thank you. Harry Potter.' Well what do you think?" After Ron catches his breath and stops laughing enough to answer he replies, "Harry your joking me right? You didn't just send that RIGHT?" "Of course I sent it Ron why not?" This time it was Cho that spoke up. "Harry, have you forget that your muggle life and your wizard life can't mix? You just threatened them with things that aren't common, as you should know, in the muggle world." About this time Harry's computer chimes out "You have mail!" "Well, well, well. Lets just see what they had to say to my letter eh?" Harry turns back around to face his computer and opens the letter. He reads it silently and turns back around jaw-dropped, pupils dilated, face twisted into a horrified look so, so, soooo classic. "They, they, they have a wizard working there and he wrote back to me informing me that he was going to chat with Dumbledore and fill him in on what his little hero had been up to.." Harry's voice faded off right there.
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Hey that's all maybe I'll write another chapter and inform you on what punishment Harry received and what happened to everyone and their secret love. Ok r/r and if you don't like it please by all means tell me so! Ok so I'm shutting up now and letting u r/r and go on to the next damn story.
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Oh yeah. The AOL slogan, triangle, and company name are not mine, neither are the characters except Rachel because she is my own dumb ass friend so I can say whatever shit bout her I want. So peace people!
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Ok dis is on a MAJOR rush at 4 in da morning if its not understandable call my lawyer he's trained 2 handle my shit.
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Harry is sitting at his computer (which he smuggled in) in his dorm chatting along happily to some muggle children when it boots him off. "Crap. Now I see why 'AOL is #1.'" sarcasm is majorly present in his voice. When he finally gets logged back on and has just got in an in-depth conversation on the stock market with a highly intelligent 14 year old girl named Rachel (if you know who I'm taking about, I know that's so not true but work with me here), when his wonderful oh so intelligent, and loving computer freezes. As Harry sits at computer desk trying every spell he knows to get his computer working again cussing like a sailor, Ron and his new GIRLFRIEND Cho Chang walk into the room. Cho jumps startled at Harry's rough appearance as he franticly try's to fix his computer and the cruel language he is using in her presents. But after the initial shock wears off she goes on with making out with Ron in Neville's bed. When Harry finally gets his computer up and running again he decides to write a little "friendly" letter to AOL. "Damn mutter fuckers think they gonna get away with that eh? Well they just don't know who they are messing with." At this time Ron and Cho decide to take a breath of air. (FINALLY) "Oh hello you guys didn't realize you were there. Hey how long HAVE you been there?" Cho looks to Harry realizing now that what she felt before wasn't a discussed shock, it was a deeply in love passionate shock. Ron turns his attention to the computer now realizing what he felt when they had first returned to school from vacation wasn't gladness from missing Harry but great joy that he had brought a computer and now he realized that he had fallen in love, with the MONITOR. Harry though hadn't realized the looks of lust on either of their faces or heard the simple answer from Ron, "Long enough," because he was in his own love triangle (ok not HIS LOVE triangle more like the AOL TRIANGLE but hey technicalities can be worked out latter). He was torn between his love, no his PASSION for this letter to AOL and his secret affection for his best friend, Ron, and of course the ever so long loved Cho. After he had finished his letter he printed it off and then e-mail it to AOL. He turned to face his friends, his green eyes glowing with delight. "Here listen to this letter I think it'll get there attention, 'Hello friends! I have written to inform you of some difficulties with your program and hope that you can have these fixed. You see I'm a VERY IMPORTANT customer and if my demands aren't meet then I will be forced to take matters into my own hands. My computer if often fucked with by your services and if it doesn't stop IMMEDIATELY I shall have to send Peeves to visit you. No worry he's just the school poltergeist he can't do MUCH to you. I must inform you though he often likes to block your passage, drop things on you, and I mean LARGE things, miss place you belongings, get you in trouble and all out annoy you. If it isn't fixed after I send Peeves I refuse to send the Bloody Baron to take control of him. But I will send you Flitch and Mrs. Norris. He's a caretaker and a VERY good one at that. Peeves and Mrs. Norris will work together to get you in trouble and possibly fired. Flitch will have you in detention washing the hallways if there is any extra dirt or if you are in a restricted area. I suggest you meet my demands and don't make me have to go as far as I have stated that I WILL go. Thank you. Harry Potter.' Well what do you think?" After Ron catches his breath and stops laughing enough to answer he replies, "Harry your joking me right? You didn't just send that RIGHT?" "Of course I sent it Ron why not?" This time it was Cho that spoke up. "Harry, have you forget that your muggle life and your wizard life can't mix? You just threatened them with things that aren't common, as you should know, in the muggle world." About this time Harry's computer chimes out "You have mail!" "Well, well, well. Lets just see what they had to say to my letter eh?" Harry turns back around to face his computer and opens the letter. He reads it silently and turns back around jaw-dropped, pupils dilated, face twisted into a horrified look so, so, soooo classic. "They, they, they have a wizard working there and he wrote back to me informing me that he was going to chat with Dumbledore and fill him in on what his little hero had been up to.." Harry's voice faded off right there.
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Hey that's all maybe I'll write another chapter and inform you on what punishment Harry received and what happened to everyone and their secret love. Ok r/r and if you don't like it please by all means tell me so! Ok so I'm shutting up now and letting u r/r and go on to the next damn story.
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Oh yeah. The AOL slogan, triangle, and company name are not mine, neither are the characters except Rachel because she is my own dumb ass friend so I can say whatever shit bout her I want. So peace people!
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