THERE ONCE WAS A FUCKING DREAM. THE LITTLE FUCKING DREAM DIDN'T WANT TO BE FUCKING FORGOTTEN. SO THE FUCKING DREAM THOUGHT TO ITSELF, "HOW CAN A WHORE LIKE ME NOT BE FORGOTTEN?" THE LITTLE FUCKING DREAM THOUGHT TO ITSELF, "I KNOW, I CAN LET PEOPLE COME INTO ME AND MAKE THE GODDAMN WORLD."
AND SO OUR FUCKING FANTASTIC STORY BEGINS..
THE FUCKING FIRST ALICE WAS AN ASSHOLE COURAGIOUS RED ONE. SHE WALKED THROUGH THE DAMN WONDERLAND WITH A FUCKING HUGE SWORD AND KILLED A BUTTLOAD THERE ONCE WAS A FUCKING DREAM. THE LITTLE FUCKING DREAM DIDN'T WANT TO BE FUCKING FORGOTTEN. SO THE FUCKING OF HOSERS. SHE WENT INTO A SCARY AS HELL DARK FOREST AND WAS TRAPPED.
THE SECOND ALICE WAS A FUCKING WUSS AND A BEETHOVEN DOPPLEGANGER. HE WAS AN EMO FUCKING BLUE FLOWER. HIS FUCKING MUSIC MADE THE LAND OF HOSERS EVIL AS FUCK. THEN SOME CRAZY ASS CAME WITH A GUN AND SHOT HIM IN THE MANBOOBS. HE DIED AND THEN EVERYONE CRIED BECAUSE THEY LOVED HIS SHITTY ASS. AND THEN ALL OF HIS ASSHOLE PUSSY FANS DIED.
THE THIRD ALICE WAS BEAUTIFUL AS SHIT AND WAS THE FUCKING QUEEN. SHE WAS SCARED AS FUCK OF DEATH AND MADE A SHITTY GREEN COUNTRY. SHE KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE TO BECOME IMMORTAL, BUT THEN SHE DIED A FUCKING SHITTY DEATH OF OLD AGE. AND BOOHOO HER KINGDOM FAILED.
THE FOURTH ALICES WERE TWO FUCKING TWINS THAT WERE INVITED TO THE PALACE AND HAD A FUCKING PARTY IN THE FUCKING WOODS WHERE THE DAMN RED ALICE WAS TRAPPED. AND THEY NEVER GOT OUT BECAUSE THEY FAIL. THEY WERE MAKING OUT BECAUSE FUCKING TWINCEST IS KAWAII AS SHIT WHEN THE DAMN RED ALICE CAME AND KILLED THEM LIKE THE PUSSY YELLOW HOSERS THEY WERE. THE DREAM WAS PISSED AND WENT TO FIND A NEW ALICE.
AND THUS THE FUCKING FANTASTIC STORY ENDS.
You're all probably wondering what this even is. I was texting Pychopathic Robot 9 when we got into a discussion on how deadmau5 lyrics make no sense. And that discussion somehow turned into this. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, which annoyed my brother because we were in the midst of a Monopoly game.