Guess who's back! Back again! It's me and I apologize for disappearing off the face of the earth. While I was gone though I decided to make a story. An actual story and not just some one-shots. I hope you enjoy.


Lunch had just begun and already his life was going to hell in a hand basket.

"Yamamoto, stop!" Kagome squealed as the baseball obsessed boy continued to prod at his cheeks, agile hands managing to avoid Kagome's smaller, clumsy ones. This had been going on since they met up this morning and Kagome was about to start throwing hands.

"I can't help it, they're so soft and squishy! They remind me of a chipmunk's cheeks." Yamamoto laughed, egged on by Kagome's small shrieks of protest. It was so easy to get under the other boy's skin, and there was just this air around him that made you want to mess with him.

"Tsu-Tsu, make him stop!" Kagome whined, diving behind another boy with gravity defying brown hair. Said boy blushed as he felt Kagome's arms tightly wrapping around him in hope of deterring Yamamoto and his poking. Even though they'd been friends since before elementary school, Tsuna still wasn't completely use to Kagome's touchy and affectionate tendencies.

"Don't use the Juudaime as a shield, you damn cricket!" a silver haired boy with a cigarette yelled at Kagome, his emerald eyes blazing as he glared at the black haired boy. How dare he use the Juudaime as a shield, especially against that fucking baseball idiot! The audacity!

"Jeez, you're so loud, Gokudera. All that yelling can't be good for your blood pressure, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a heart attack one day. Would you calm down if I gave you a massage?" Kagome asked, batting away Yamamoto's finger which wandered too close.

Sputtering, Gokudera's face flushed as he tried to find the right words to curse Kagome with. It irritated him how Kagome ignored the weight of his words and the message that it might send people.

Before Gokudera could yell more, the door to the roof swung open revealing a trio of girls. One of them who everyone was sure didn't go to this school.

"There he is." one stated softly, her auburn hair blowing softly in the breeze.

"He always eats lunch up here with Boss and friends." another commented, her signature pineapple hair gleaming in the sun.

"Hahi! Look at the position he's in! Haru knew that this would be a good idea!" a brunette declared, the Namimori uniform helping her blend in as just another eccentric student.

Seeing the girls signal him over, Kagome unattached himself from Tsuna, who might or might not have tried to subtly hold on to the other boy. Kagome didn't know what they wanted, but he could tell from the look in their eyes, that it was going to be hell for him. Especially since he'd played an extreme game of poker with them, lost, then signed a contract for the punishment that was sure to come his way.

Clearly nothing to worry about. They were probably just going to sell him to Satan for a corn chip.

Friendship is fucking magical.

"So, Kagome-chan." Kyoko started, the mischievous gleam in her eye becoming sharper," We've gotten the contract documented and notarized and are ready to give you your punishment."

"Since you've lost the game, the result being a punishment ranging from mild to server and could be anything. We based your punishment on your persona of a sybaritic hedonist. We three have decided that your punishment is to have intercourse with the male guardians of the 10th Vongola boss, and the boss himself. To put it in layman terms, you must sleep with Sawada Tsunayoshi and his friends." Chrome stated, a smile playing at her lips as she wrote in a leather bound notebook.

"Haru thinks that you should think about it like a fantasy game. We'll give you hints and help you out if you need it. We'll probably have side quests for you that will need to be completed. Also pictures of your conquest must be taken or a video will work. Once you get them, or a side quest item, just turn them in to one of us." Haru squealed.

"About the pictures/videos, we take them as evidence. If you don't turn one in, then your conquest will not be acknowledged and you'll need to do it again. Turning in side quest items will earn you rewards and treats to make your main quest easier. Trust me, Kagome-chan. You'll want what we have to offer you." Chrome finished, once more scribbling something in the notebook.

They really did make this seem like a video game, and if it actually was, Chrome would definitely be the book-keeper, keeping records and track of everything Kagome does. Like a save point. Haru seems like a checkpoint and one of the npcs who goes around randomly giving out advice.

Kyoko was probably the same as Haru, giving out side quest and advice. Maybe she'd also function as a merchant if Kagome had something worthwhile.

"Know that you know your punishment and the rules, have a nice day." Kyoko smiled, waving cheerfully as she walked away, Chrome and Haru in tow.

Stalking back to the group of boy who tossed him puzzled looks, Kagome plopped down. Snatching Gokudera's cigarette, he took a long drag, hoping that maybe it would instantly kill him or give him powers of damnation. His day had begun as hell in a hand basket and was possibly about to end in someone's bed.

He was fucked. Literally and figuratively.


This was short, but the next chapter will be longer and more descriptive. Sorry if anyone seems OC. I hope you enjoy and tell me who deserves Kagome's love and in what order. Also if you have any side quest throw 'em at me. See you next time and review! I'm outtie 5000!