An: Thankyou for looking at this, just so people don't get offended I'm not quite clear on the mail order partner rules I just know the idea so please don't be insulted. Other than that enjoy! oh yeah this is AU.
Pairings: KaitoxLen(main) RinxMiku(side)
Disclaimer: I own no characters in this
In America (Miku and Kaito came from Japan but moved)
"Hey hey Kaito-nii guess what!" A very exited Miku exclaimed.
"Yes Miku?"
"I got us mail order partners!"
"What!"
"well... I thought you looked lonely as of late and..." replied a sheepish looking Miku
"Miku you don't have to worry. I'm fine-"
"Besides I'm so bored! I mean I'm all by myself because you live in a dorm at college! Anyways they're coming tomorrow and no refunds!"
I see so that was the real reason "How did you pay for them?"
"Oh don't worry I've been saving up! And whats even cooler is that they come from Japan just like us!"
"I don't like the idea of you all alone in this house with a man."
"Oh it will be okay~" she grinned "If anything happens I call you!"
"Fine"
"Yaay! Oh they are twins and their names are Rin and Len Kagamine"
Meanwhile in japan at a park
"Len~"
"Yes Rin?"
"You know how mom and dad" Rin made a disgusted face "are letting us become mail order partners?"
"Yes" I do not like where this is going
"Can we switch places pleeease? I don't want to be stuck with some boy"
"Rin I know I said I would do anything for you but no."
"Len your so mean! You know I like girls! WAAH!" Rin started bawling
"Rin stop it! Your going to attract a crowd!"
"B-but you said you said you would do anything for me!" Rin sobbed
Peoples heads turned
"Rin!"
"i just don't want to be with a boy..." she looked truly sad
Her face struck a heartstring "Rin...alright"
Rin looked shocked "W-what?"
"I'll do it. But when they find out its up to you"
"Yes! Woohoo!" Rin hugged (tackled) her twin.
Next day on the plane
"Rin are you sure this will work?"
"Yes! And call me Len!"
"Riight."
"Eehh?" She turned
scary face "You are right Len!"
In America
"C'mon Kaito! We're gonna be late!"
"Coming I'm coming!"
Annnd we're off it should be safe to tell him "Oh hey, just to let you know I think they lied about their ages."
"What!"
"Well from the picture it looks like their 14"
"I'm 20!"
"Yes i know, and I'm 16 but the people who run this don't know about that either."
Facepalms "It's to late now we're already here."
Miku smiled exactly
As they were walking toward the airport something finally occurred to Kaito "How old do they think you are?"
"18"
"Miku!"
"Hey look we're here!"
"Did you remember the signs?"
"What signs?"
"The ones with their names on it."
"Ooh oops. hmm..." she looked around thoughtfully "Oh hey I know! LEN AND RIN KAGAMINE WE ARE RIGHT HERE PLEASE COME!" she shrieked
"Miku quiet!" Kaito looked at everyone staring at them "Sorry" he apologized
"Oh hey look here they come!"
Two short blondes made there way to them
Needless to say Kaito was amazed. Standing in front of him was two very cute being-children he reminded himself. The boy was wearing a loose yellow t-shirt with with black shorts and a belt with yellow and orange triangles, his bangs were spiky and the rest of his hair was pulled up in a small ponytail. His face was a bit girlish with big blue eyes and had a childish look about it.
The girl was wearing a yellow t-shirt not quite as loose with a orange jacket that stoped an inch under her uh small chest with very short black shorts and a matching belt with orange and yellow triangles. her hair was parted a little off to the left of her head and was held back from her face with 2 silver barrets on each side, the rest of her hair laid down at her shoulders with a huge gravity defying bow at the top of her head. Her childish face was almost the same as her brother's face but had a boyish look to it. Much cuter kaito thought.
Kaito snapped back to reality once he saw that the girl was blushing uncomfortably under his gaze. "Hello my name is Kaito and this is my little sister Miku"
"Hello!" Miku grinned
"Hello, I'm Len and this is my sister Rin" The boy pointed to himself then his sister.
"H-hello" the girl said Its sad that I hardly have to change my voice to match her
"There is however a problem I need to adress. How old are you?"
"What do you mean?" "Len" looked shocked
"You can't be 18." Kaito continued sternly
Crap! Rins to shocked it's up to me! I hate to do this but! "W-well you see, I-I'm sorry we ju-just..." "Rin" looked down with tears in "her" eyes. Rin really is wearing off on me...this is really humiliating.
"Oh no! don't cry! Kaito look at what you did! It's ok Rin! I'm only 16, I lied to! We won't send you back!"
"*sniff*...r-really?" Wow they believed me.
Miku smiled warmly "Really"
"Rin" couldn't help but to smile back. Great now I feel bad about tricking her.
"Miku I'm 20! It would illegal for us!"
Did he just say 20? Both twins thought
"Meh only if you do anything...besides I won't tell when you do."
"Fine..." Kaito sighed
Pedobear alert! Pedobear Alert! Both twins thought. "Len" was trying to hold back a murderous glare, where as "Rin" was blushing furiously.
Kaito looked over and saw "Rin" blushing "Wait that's not what I meant!"
Later at Kaito's apartment (They had gone there seperate ways, "Len" is with Miku and
"Rin" is with Kaito)
"So...what would you like to eat?" Kaito asked
"Anything is fine. Thankyou." "Rin" looked down nervously
"Well...I didn't thaw anything out so how about instant ramen?"
"That would be fine, thankyou."
"Oh umm you don't have to be so polite." Kaito scratched the back of his head "Since you are technically going to be my wife." He finished awkwardly
*Riiing Riing* "Hang on Rin its my sis."
"KAITO!"
"What's the matter!"
"I i was puting clothes by shower when Len walked out and l-len is a GIRL!" Miku shrieked
"But that means..." Kaito turned around to the "Rin" "Come here rin..."
"Ok"
"Forgive me!" Kaito yelled as he pulled up "Rin's" shirt
"Kyaah!"
Flat its flat then that means "L-len?"
"U-uh" The youg blond spluttered out.
"Is it a boy?" Miku quietly asked
"Yes its Len"
"I can explain!" said Len desperately
AN: That was the first chapter! Thanks for reading please review!