Title: Much Ado About Something…
Rating: T
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Summary: Based off the Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, if you haven't read it you should... House is going to be Benedict and Cuddy is Beatrice… The others play Don Pedro and the schemers! Wilson and the Ducklings make a bet, Wilson says he can get House and Cuddy together by the end of the week.
House tried with all his might to find a reason out of clinic duty.
"Alright, I'll make you a deal. For every hour you give me today I will take it off of next week. We are seriously under staffed with three of our doctors calling in." Cuddy begged him to do his job.
House thought for a moment, "Alright," He smiled, "Your breasts are looking rather large today. Dr. Cuddy are you pregnant." He teased.
"Are you still talking? You have work to do."
Wilson walked over to catch the two of them mid-argument. House's team was with him. They were consulting Wilson on a liver biopsy.
"No wonder you're single." House mocked her. "Your voice sends even my manhood into hiding."
"You guys." Wilson mediated. "Will you stop?"
"She started it." Wilson passed the buck.
"You, clinic. NOW!" Wilson pointed towards the elevator.
"Yes mom." House left.
"Why do you let him get to you?" Wilson asked her.
"He's the reason women like me enjoy going home to on one." Cuddy left for the stairs.
Wilson rolled his eyes. "Those two were meant for each other." This statement sparked a moment of genius in Wilson. He turned to House's team. "Fifty bucks, says I can get those tow to fall in love by the end of the week." Wilson smiled at the team.
"You're on!" Said Chase.
Foreman too agreed, followed by Cameron who answered smiling.
"But I'll need your help."
They agreed. This is one bet they wouldn't mind paying on.
LET THE SCHEMING BEGIN!