"Edgeworth?" Phoenix Wright knocked on the door of Miles Edgeworth's office. He needed his copy of 'How to Masturbate for Dummies'. He really REALLY needed it back.
There was no response coming from within the office, so Phoenix just barged in like the pleb he was. He searched for his book, but instead found a nice little bonsai tree sitting on top of the desk.
Suddenly, Phoenix felt hungry. Like really hungry. The kind of hungry that makes you want to eat everything.
So he ate the tree.
But at that moment, he heard a familiar voice behind him. "Wright. What are you doing he-" Edgeworth started, but then he saw Phoenix eating a tree. HIS tree. The bonsai tree his dad gave him for some reason. That doesn't really matter.
Anyway Phoenix was eating a fucking tree and Miles was shocked because the tree was the only thing he had left from his father. So he did the only appropriate thing to do at that moment. He cried.
Phoenix, now finished eating the fucjing tree, looked at Edgeworth with confusion on his face. Why the fuck was that nerd crying. Anyway it was not his problem so he looked through the bag Edgeworth brought with him, found the book and ate that too. Damn. No getting off tonight.
He went back home
Three years later, Phoenix had eaten almost everything in japanifornia and Edgeworth was still crying. The end