Hungry

Troy and sharpay clung on to each other in fear, both huddled in the corner of the coach. They were being held hostage in a coach with 5 other people by Mrs Darbus . Ryan, Gabriella, Zeke, Martha and Kelsi where running up and down the coach screaming like little girls . Martha stoped; out of breathe. "Im hungry" she moaned

"Were going have to sacrifise someone" Zeke said.

"Weve been in here for 20 minutes without food , and the last thing we had was a huge buffet before we got on the coach" said Troy, butting in. " Were going to starve to death at this point".

Who are we going to sacrifise" Asked Zeke.

"Gabriella" every one choroused.

Zeke and Ryan set up a small fire in the middle of the coach and Martha and Kelsi placed a coach chair in the middle of the fire.Troy forced Gabriella in the chair and strapped her in. Mrs Darbus turned around from her driving to see what was going on. She was shocked to see some of her tutor group had become cannibals. She had always hated seing someone in pain, and she hated the smell of sindging hair, so she got out her machine gun and shot gabriella in the head. Because gabriella is so stupid she didn't die. When she was thoroughly cooked zeke chopped her up into edible pieces . When everybody received an equal amount of Gabriella, they realised what they were doing .

"I cant believe were doing this" Sharpay said before taking a huge and grateful bite into her meal .

"yeah, its gabriella, she probably hasn't had a bath in 6 months" said Troy , agreeing with her.

With that everyone threw their meal out of the window.

"Im hungry" moaned Martha.

"lets eat …Ryan"agreeing zeek

"Nah, hes to skinny, but he would make a good starter…"

"Troy would make a good main course, he is a bit… plump-ish"

"Hey, I like being …curvy" Troy muttered.

"So.. settled, starters is Ryan then for main course Troy then" Zeke said, planning his new dish, efron pie.

"No, um, we should eat martha, shes a fat pig, right?"said Sharpay trying to save her boyfriend.

"Right, so Ryan, Martha, oh and kelsi and taylor for dessert. Before either of them could say anything, they found themselves slowly cooking.

"Yum, starters is great zeke"

"yeah" said Troy, agreeing with his girlfriends.

"I think I over done Martha, but Kelsi and Taylor were great" Zeke said , admiring his work.

"What are we to do Troy, we need to sacrifise some one or well die" Sharpay cried.

"Im sorry Zeke" Troy said.

"B-b-but" but it was to late for Zeke to finish his stutterring.

When Zeke was finished cooking, Troy and Sharpay quickly gobbled him down. Once again, they were huddled in the corner in fear. They were starving, in the past 30 minutes, all they had eaten was a huge buffet, 5 class mates and a bagel.

"Troy I love you, but im choosing to sacrifise you" Sharpay started sobbing.

"Anything for you, as I love you"

"Ok class single file" Mrs Darbus shouted. Sharpay was just getting the fire started when the coach jolted to a stop.

"Mrs, I , we thought you hiijacked the coach" Sharpay said.

"No, no, no ,no no , I was bringing you back to school after our school yearly best student award lunch." Mrs Darbus chuckled. As she went away to phone the please on the murders, Troy and Sharpay kissed.

And they lived happily in there prison cells, together. Happily ever after.