Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, If I did...that would be cool. Well for me that is. The only thing I own would be me, myself, and I...and maybe some other stuff...

Michelle: Yes like it say peoples.

Alucard: Hurry up Girl.

Michelle: Fuck You!

Lisa: Mich, keep going.

Michelle: Fine! Whatever...fucking tree hugger...

Alucard: What!

Neko: Hahahaha! Alucard's a tree hugger

Headache Part 1.

Poke.Poke.Poke.Poke. No movement. Poke.Poke.Poke.Poke. Still no moving. Poke.Poke.Poke. "STOP...FUCKING...POKING ME!" She yelled, grabbing the metal bat and swinging it around. Dunking has fast as he can, and running out of the room laughing as crazy as he gets. (A/N:Or even more . ) "...Stupid...Blood...Sucker...Bastard...Son Of A Bitch...Fucking Alucard..." And the cuss word keep going on and on. "God, How does he get in-...nevermind...I know..." Getting up from her bed and going to her bathroom to get ready for the day...yayy...dammit...

Well I guess you want to know how this all happened right? Well it is a long story, but if I must then I'll tell it. One freaking raining afternoon, of fucking bordom, my friends and I (A/N:Meaning: person who's writing this of course. And who it's happing too.) Were just doing nothing much in my room, which had a lot of band posters, video games, manga's everywhere. Sitting on the computer char was me(Michelle.) My friend Lisa, was sitting on the floor drawing like always and Don't lie, you do draw to much Lisa.

My other friend Neko, Real name Jessica was reading a manga on my bed laying down, last but not lest my friend Merry was looking at what was on tv. (A/N:Which was nothing much.) "Hey look at this." said I, pointing at the computer. "What is it?" Merry ask still looking at the tv. "Hahah! I remember this! It when we keep taking those at the park at night when we went to that party, like kept running around taking pictures." Lisa said in one breath, then started laughing. "Let's see do you have the one were we kept slapping Bryan?" Merry asked taking the mouse and started searching for the picture.

I just got off of the char and let Merry sit on it. "Lisa are you ok?" Neko asked Lisa who was still rolling on the floor laughing her little ass off. I, of course looked at her weird, shaking my head and leaving the room to get something to eat. Well walking from the door way and in to the hallway, I felt this creep and crazy feeling, like someone was watching me. Creepy in enough, I think hellz fucking yes. Just to brush the though off, and just keep going to the kitchen. So then I grab a few bags of chips (A/N:Doesn't matter chips are chips, right?) Started to walk to the froth door to make sure it's lock, which it's. Not.

Creepy feeling back. Oh-uh. That's bad right? So then I lock the door...now. And begin to walk back to my room, while this is all happing, I'm thinking 'Well, is it going to turn out like one of those horror movie where the girl get's rape or get's knifed to death.' I think not...If I do think at all..which I don't...I would hope not that I don't die yet. I mean come on, I am 15 years old. I should at lis die at age 16 or 17 years, don't you think.

Good age to die. (A/N:My Sarcasm is getting the better of me.) Or time... Whatever..Well yeah, walking to the door, and opening it And falling on the floor on top of Lisa who is, I'm not surprise is still fucking laughing her little ass off. "Michy, get off of em." Lisa says pushing me off of her and on to the floor.

"Owwie." I think I cut myself on the metal part of the bed. I started to lick, and suck on my hand were I cut myself. (A/N:You know, the part were you put your feet at.) And all at once. GASP! From all tree of them.I think it became cold in here more. "Mic-Michelle...Don't...T-Turn...A-Around..." Merry got off of the char and grabbed Lisa and Neko, by the hand and pulled them to behind her, while I was left standing (Sitting) on the floor.

"What's wrong?" I asked, and is about to turn around when. "MICHELLE DON'T!" Merry yelled "Just don't do it, and just get up slowly, and grab my hand." Merry let out her hand, I looked at Neko and only to see her wide eyed. Lisa was hiding behind Merry grabbing on to her shirt.

"What's wrong? Why do look like you seen Bryan do the party boy theme song dancing naked?" (Eww.) Merry reach under my bed and pulled out my metal bat that I have just incase.(Don't ask.) "BACK SATAN, BACK!"...What?...So Then I turned around, and I wish I hadn't too, cause right behind me was one of the greats vampire hunter, and also vampire. Alucard of Hellsing. He just keep liking at me, it send chills up and down my spine. He started to reach in to he's duster, and being to pull, Merry think HOLY CRAP GUN'S! Began to swing the bat insanely at him, me of course had to go to fidel position. "Put the bat down human." he says, pulling out a letter.

A letter? What the hell? "What's that for?" I asked come out of the position, and sitting up, looking at him. "For you, my child." He said grinning, and handing it to me. As I was about to take it, Merry got it before me. "Yea, right. Your gonna take Michy away from us just about when were reading it. Well you know what? Never gonna happened buddy. YOUR NEVER TAKING HER AWAY FROM US!NEVER! SHE WELL BE A VIRGIN!" Merry yelled, swinging the bat his way. "HOLY FUCK!" I had to duck away from the swing, started to craw to Alucard. (A/N:Come on who would you be safer with. Creepy blood sucker or Crazy girl with bat. For your informs I chooses Mr. Creepy any day.)

I hugged his leg scared as fuck at Merry, he looked at me and smirked. Lisa started laughing again, Neko just looked from Merry to Alucard and too me. "Merry put the bat down, he's vampire. He can kill you before you can say Bryan is a fag." Lisa started laughing on the floor more then before. "Fine, then Michelle come here right now." Merry said pointing to her side, I started crawling again, but just about when I was about be in the middle of Alucard and Merry, I was pulled. "There, now read the letter my master told me to give you." Alucard had picked me up and set me down on the bed. "Fine, big red." I grabbed the letter from Merry and opened it. Merry and the others, but Alucard sat behind me reading as well. "Hmm."

All I can say for now, the letter says.

To Miss Michelle Amber Martinez,

"Hahaha Michelle middle name is Amber!" Lisa laughed. "Shut up Lisa!"

If your reading this, please forgive Alucard for, well being Alucard. His is there to take a vacation is your world, for to much hunting FREAKS. And he need's to see what it's like to be human and normal.

Normal? Like I'm normal. That word makes me sick to my tummy.(A/N:Hahaha I said tummy. Alucard: Keep Going! Me: W/e) I mean who want's to be normal, when your having some much fun being crazy, and weird. Whatever dude.Well I just hope he doesn't cause to much trouble for you, for he be staying with you for 2 weeks. Don't worry about his hunger we becked some medical blood becks for him to 'eat'. So please help him, stay inside when the sun's out, and make sure he doesn't kill no one.

P.S If he seems to be very close to you at any time. Just tell him I have a bullets waiting for him when he get's home.

Sir Integarl Wingates Hellsing

"How...sweet of...her..." Merry said twitching, and moving from bed to floor still holding the bat. "Michy is a babysitter now?" Lisa asked, looking at Alucard to Neko, and then to me. "Don't think about it as babysitting, more like having a little fun." Alucard said, then laughed. All of us, but Alucard, left the room, and ahead to the front door.

"So you wanna walk there or call your boyfriend?" I asked Merry, as we all sat down in the bunch under the tree. Once we got outside it has stop raining. "I'll call him." Merry took out her cell phone and press speed dial and started to talk to her boyfriend (A/N:Ohhhh Merry) "Where are we going?" Asked Lisa who was sitting next to Neko, "The happiest place on earth." I said fixing my hair.

"Disneyland?" Asked Lisa who was getting happier and happier by the minute. "No, the mall silly ninny." I said finally putting my hair out of my ponytail. "God even with out Alucard here, and I mean he only been here for what 5 to 10 minutes I got a headache oh ready." "Maybe it's from the ponytail." Neko said poking Merry who was done talking to her boyfriend. "Maybe, so what time is he coming?" "In about 10 minutes. So do we have all of our money really?"

And then the awkward. For about 6 minutes. "Son of a Bitch!" I yelled, I forgot my wallet that was next to my computer. "What are you going to do now Michy?" asked Lisa, giving me an awkward look. " I guess I could run in and grab it before he try's anything." I said putting my hand to my chin, thinking.

If I do at all. "Why don't you just walk in and take it, and walk away. It's not like he going to stalk us. He hates sun light." Merry said looking in her cell phone, reading a text message. "Merry have you seen the anime or readed any of the manga's? HE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!" I yelled, jumping up and waving my arms. "Just like you, Michy. Remember when you scared your mom when she got home from work." Neko said looking around. "Like I really want it to scare her. I didn't mean too!" I yelled in her face, I didn't mean to scare her. It just happened.

Flashback

"God! This is boring." I sighed, god nothing to do when you go home early from school. Did my homework, done cleaning my room, washing the dishes.

"Me so hungry.." I moan, I need food badly. I jumped up from my bed walk throw the door to go to the kitchen for the hunt for food. Must find food, must eat.

"Umm it a good time to do a misson impossible right now." I said giggling, like the crazy little girl I am. I when down on the floor, crawling on my hands and knees. I flip sideways next to the door that is open, and did a cartwill to the table. Crawled under the table, went to the chair, and sat down."Wow that was the shit." I laughed, it was when I always do that i would fall on my back or my face. I grabed a apple, and took a bit out of it. Yummy. A sweet apple, yayy! I love apples, there so good.

So there I was just walking behind the door, to look out the window. ohh I see mom's car, she's home. I look at her walk throw the door. I walk behind her and "Hi Mom!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" she's screams, and turned around "Michelle what the hell do you think you were doing? You Almost gave me a headattack!" she yelled.

"I'm-m s-sorry mommy. I didn't mean too!" I yelled holding my head and hoping nothing going to be throw my way.

End of Flashback

Michelle: That was funny

Neko: You need to stop scaring your mom.

Michelle: NEVER! it's so much fun

-Alucard comes out of nowhere-

Alucard: Hello.

Michelle:AHhhhh!O.O

-runs off-

Alucard: What I do?O.o

Neko:-.- Nevermind, well she's gone, hope you liked chapter 1. Chapter 2 well be on next week.

Alucard: Hey where did she go anyways?

Merry: I think she went home.

Lisa: Nope she didn't

Neko: What makes you say that?

Lisa: We were all at her house right now.

Merry and Neko: O.O

Lisa: Bye People!